🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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The Bovinian Derivative said:
Is there an emote that's both feels and horrifying?
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The cherry on top is that the original scene in the movie has the guy being shown hardcore porn his daughter has done. Every other time people make a meme out of the clip it's about him being forced to watch a bad movie trailer or a bad comedy act or something, but Ralph has actually managed to perfectly recreate the trauma of the original scene in real life.
 
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Jim seems to actually be having fun
Funkmaster said:
Don't get me wrong, it's great to see Jim shitting on Ralph (finally).... But I kinda want to see PPP blow him Jim the fuck out calling him out for sitting back and waiting all this time for the tide to fully turn before he voiced his opinion. PPP won.
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Yea but I don't think it would be helpful as everybody is turning there eyes towards ralph. It would just be doing the Gunt a favor
 
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Delicious Diversity said:
Imagine thinking posting revenge porn is a smart move in any situation. Now imagine thinking the same while you are running a talkshow, booking some mainstream guests, and trying to be taken seriously.

Imagine destroying your career just to own some people trolling you. Imagine how much seething, pills and booze are necessary to do something like this.

Imagine being this fucking stupid.
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Wait, they're broken up?

Jesus Ralph. Messy trailer home, gunt grease slapping a cottage cheese ass, thumb sniffing, revenge porn, and a tiny dick. I don't think I've seen anyone fuck themselves this badly over a sex tape.
 
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Malaika said:
Ralphs life is over if Faith decides to get back at him. Ralph would be completely buried if she decides to lie about things to get at him extra hard. Though, i'd prefer she didn't. The gunt has given everyone who hates him more than enough to take him down last night without extra lies being needed.
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Given how she strung along A Halfway Crook, telling him she loved him and that she was just stringing along Ralph, a false rape accusation is impossible - "I didn't have sex with him! He RAPED me!"

It's a reprehensible thing to do of course. If you're reading this, Faith, don't do this.

I maybe scum and vermin but I definitely disavow setting people up to get raped and murdered in prison for crimes they didn't commit in the vast majority of circumstances*

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Edivitch said:
So how will ralph react to daddy jim?
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Ralph is just going to pretend he's never read Daddy Jim's tweets. I'm more curious about the guntguard, they were running victory laps when the sextape destroyed Chris, completely unaware of how the sex-tape was more akin to a kamikaze vest blowing up both the ex and the gunt.

I mean, it was funny seeing that kids whole world shatter in real time as he found out how much of a whore Faith is but it's going to pale in the amount of damage the gunt has caused himself through this. I'm really curious if the guntguard is going to continue with the narrative that this was an "epic win" for Ralph or if they'll have an "Oh shit. This is pretty bad actually." moment.
 
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