🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Sasquatch82]

As a matter of fact, one of these days I'll post my real dick just to end the fakery. I'll write Kiwi Farms down the side of it and cum on an Arby's wrapper or something.

How prescient!

 

[Top Skink]

I just want to take a moment and marvel at our king. His half-assed ops caused Ralph so much butthurt that he went on a warpath to ruin his own life.

right idea but wrong king

 

[DickMain]

The amount of cope Ralph's viewers have is insane these people are radicals. I'm certain if a video of Ralph came out of him molesting a child they would spin it like he was giving the kid a massage.

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I mean, parts of him went too deep, his dick notwithstanding.

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

Whatever is stressing you out in real life, be it work, personal relations, or maybe a depression. Just take a minute, close your eyes, and appreciate the fact that at least you're not Ethan Ralph.

He's such a giant fuckup even faggots like matt and kraut can laugh at him. I hope PPP brings Tonka on to shit on him next.

 

[wildgoose]

Oh fuck off he didn't leak anything... The fuckin state that gunted fuck was in by the end of his stream and the fact that he uploaded this shit and had it ready 32 Minutes prior to messaging @Ahalfwaycrook , I would really like to know at what point in that stream it triggered him to perform the upload. I might check back on the timestamps on the uploads because I'm going to assume the trigger is some fucking petty shit.

If I recall correctly the comment about his breath directly prefaced the whole DM exchange.

 

[Alba gu brath]

Kinda reminds me of that episode of south park, where Cartman's going to fight Wendy. To get out of it, he just ups and shits on the desk, as if that would make him look any better.

Silly fat people.

 

[OhTheBliss]

Ralph just protected his Twitter account

Nah, you're just blocked. Happened to me too, but when you're blocked Twitter will say "The owner has protected their tweets", if you try to see his original tweet when you're viewing your reply. Open his Twitter in an incognito window, then you'll see it's still unprotected.

 

[TroyMcGoy]

Really? Didn't he use to make fun of people who protected their twitter account? How the tides have turned ^^

 

[Delicious Diversity]

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One thing that's been glossed over as far as I can tell (so many pages) is that Ethan Ralph does not only have a gunt, but he actually has a double gunt. It is divided into separate levels. There is a large primary gunt and a lower and smaller secondary gunt. Could there also be a tertiary gunt? Ralph's twisted biology has been proven to hide many horrific surprises.

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I see you've taken an interest in the newest cutting edge field of science - thermoguntnamics. As I stated previously we need a thread to discuss the nature of this fascinating entity and I stand by that. We must unlock its secrets.

 

[Wazzupnerds]

Ralph just protected his Twitter account

Not on my side, but archive everything

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

I just want to take a moment and marvel at our king. His half-assed ops caused Ralph so much butthurt that he went on a warpath to ruin his own life.
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[David Spadem]

The amount of cope Ralph's viewers have is insane these people are radicals. I'm certain if a video of Ralph came out of him molesting a child they would spin it like he was giving the kid a massage.

I groan at nearly every display name and username that simps to his posts... It gives me enough to know about the person a picture wouldn't be required.
Quality Simps Ralph... Not retarded at all.

 

[Jester69]

His life is a farce,
his thumb up your arse,
a quick whiff of your shit,
his body unfit,
"it's not truuu!"
should be in the Louvre,
a kino of the gunt,
a whiff, a moan, a grunt!

 

[Gargamel Bernstein]

So people who so far have responded to this (People are waking up edition) :

Jim:
Dick:
Dame:
Gator: (lol he coping)
Bibble:
Rand: (he gets extra time because aussieland)
Warski: (rip his eyes)
@Memology 101 : (LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE, Ralphs name can be said, this isn't twitch)

i had no idea jim even had that account

 

[SPERGSTROM]

That has to be the worst sex tape leak ever. Ralph like a fat seal just sitting back taking it and sniffing shitty hands. The Girl looking fucking bored and would prefer not to look at his gunt.

the transition from his hips to his gunt is fucking disgusting.

Little man with a little penis syndrome too. Poor Ethan.

edit: Also wtf girl why have unprotected sex with that.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

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Quit acting like this is the first time that's happened Andy.

Also fuck you Ralph, there's no way you're denying this. Everything is archived, there's a post about you owning that kid you liked minutes after the tape dropped, Jannie Shannie still hasn't deleted his celebration posts and is probably sleeping and not picking up his phone. Everyone knows it too motherfucker.

I hope Mundane Matt Jarbo has his favorite meal, his favorite drink and his favorite cigar tonight.

 

[Blacklight]

Nah, you're just blocked. Happened to me too, but when you're blocked Twitter will say "The owner has protected their tweets", if you try to see his original tweet when you're viewing your reply. Open his Twitter in an incognito window, then you'll see it's still unprotected.

I have angered the Gunt, and it noticed me

 

[Sheryl Nome]

NOW WAIT A MINUTE, RALPH NOOOOOOOOO

 

[Kaiser Aura]

Clean your fucking room

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I can see those tampons in background he must chew up to keep his breath so gunty fresh

 

[Epsteindidnothingwrong]

I fall asleep before faith’s ex live streams and wake up to a huge crop of bountiful corn.