🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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IDENTIFY YOURSELF YOU FAGGOT!!!

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Reverend said:
Being that reading 200+ pages to get a jokes reference is beyond me, can someone explain to me what the 'Corn' reference is pertaining to?

I feel there's a Children of the Corn joke here that's going over my head and I want to be with the Cool Kids part of the pool and not have my swimmies on.
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Null made a south park joke where a celebrity is sacrificed for corn harvests and ethan was ass pained because it implied he wasnt the most stable person to hitch your brand to, ironically setting off a chain leading to him probably going to jail
 
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MindYourSeabiscuits said:
"Also, the Branch Davidians cancelled before the show last night, so I might be cancelling for tonight as well. I'll let you guys know this afternoon. "
Already planning to cancel the show tonight.
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No show probably means that he's going to empty a barrel of Maker's Mark and pop some pills.
 
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I'm in complete awe of Ethan Ralph. You'd be hard pressed to find a more detailed recording of a man's reputational suicide and absolute lack of self-control.

When Ralph says he "didn't leak it", he's doing 1 of 3 things:

1. He's completely denying it for the sake of his potential court case.

2. He's spinning it to make it Chris' fault through roundabout logic.

3. He is implying this isn't a "leak", as he has permission from the other party to "share" it. In other words, alleging that Faith told him to send it to Chris.

I'm currently inclined to believe it's #3 based on how the tweet is worded, but I admit 1 and 2 are possible.

This is all so ridiculous, but on brand for Ethan Oliver Ralph. If it were anyone else, this would be a substance abuse tragedy, but for Ethan, his life is a comedy.

You get what you fucking deserve.
 
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Edivitch said:
As funny as this would be, I think ralph will do anything he can to make sure this isn't brought up on air
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You underestimate just how reckless a drunken seething Ralph can be. He dropped his hideous rippling gunt sextape to try and shutdown a stream showing DM proof of him getting used by his childbride. Wait until that second bottle over the next few nights and he won't be able to resist throwing poorly aimed punches in every direction like the entire internet is a Female police officer.
 
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