🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Ii think we can all safely say that daddy Jim has abandoned Ralph to his own misfortunes.

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I can't believe you people still don't properly understand the corn reference. Let me break it down:

In a stream months ago Null was lamenting on the state of IBS and he joked that maybe what needs to happen is that we all just sacrifice Ralph for the corn harvest. This was a reference to the South Park episode where the townspeople sacrifice Paris Hilton to ensure a bountiful harvest. This was in turn a reference to The Lottery.

Therefore we are not harvesting ER, we are sacrificing him to please the spirits of the land so that they will make our crops grow. Get it right!

Edit: Oops, it was Britney not Paris apparently.
 
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The Bovinian Derivative said:
Honestly I want to see them defend Ralph, because I have no idea how one could do that at this point and I am genuinely curious.
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I don't think Ralph thought out the implications of his fans having to see that and still have respect for him and/or be forced to defend liking him.
 
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Guntburglar said:
Now we know why he chose Nora.

*sniff*
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After everything that has happened, I wouldn't be surprised if Nora comes forward with some details. I'm sure she is following this and she must be seriously pissed about some of the revelations as well as deeply embarrassed to have been with him.

Not gonna hold my breath on that but I wouldn't blame her if she did.
 
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Mr E. Grifter said:
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Ralph is just refusing to address the fact he's lying about leaking it.
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Is Ralph already prepared for litigation when he's arguing technicalities? I assume his angle is, it was Dildo Head who leaked it, he just sent the link to him. Even though everyone can see it was Ralph who shared it and encouraged him to pull it up on stream, both on live chat and PMs.
 
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Wazzupnerds said:
Honestly I really like half of those guys, but I kinda want to protect Augie from this. Dude is 19, and his name is gonna be dragged through the mud if he stays with Ralph. I'm not ready to Old Yeller him.
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They all need old yellered, dude. Better now then later on down the road. Tbh that's what they get for trying to stick around Ralph while also maintaining that squeaky clean YouTube commentary channel image.
 
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Is Ralph already prepared for litigation when he's arguing technicalities? I assume his angle is, it was Dildo Head who leaked it, he just sent the link to him. Even though everyone can see it was Ralph who shared it and encouraged him to pull it up on stream, both on live chat and PMs.
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Is him saying "pull this up" direct incontrovertible proof he meant pull it up on stream?
 
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