🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Namekian George Floyd]

Why would you do this? He started dating an 18 year old and now he's doing the stupid shit an 18 year old with no foresight whatsoever would do despite being on the internet and seeing what happens when you send this kinda shit to people for like a decade. What a fucking dumbass.

 

[Guntburglar]

We're at 1812
The Faithian Age

What will happen next?

 

[Yaniv’s Hairy Balls]

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Ralph is just refusing to address the fact he's lying about leaking it.

(Tinfoil time boys)
I’m only on page 1789 and I was like 50 pages behind before this shit show so I may be missing something (especially since I’ve been mainly using “next highlight” feature) BUT I seriously wonder if Faith didn’t leak it. Like no bullshit, for real, leaked this video. If she had the video and his log in she could’ve done it from anywhere. It’s definitely something to be considered bc she is much more duplicitous than we first thought.

edit: the children of the corn have spoken and disagree!! Also, side question: even if Ralph hadn’t sent it to be streamed it would still be “revenge porn”, yes? As basically just sending it to someone it’s wasn’t the original intended audience for, and wo the participants permission, is still considered “revenge porn” afaik.

 

[Love Machine]

Well fellas. We are ALL soaring together now. On wings of our laughter and togetherness. Its bittersweet. Almost like we are at the end of a journey. I want to tell you all that it was a pleasure, and simply nectar.

 

[Easterling]

Chris the Methboy needs to realize that it's time to throw in the towel with Faith. He's probably too afflicted with oneitis to realize that this relationship is not salvageable. I have no doubt based on Faith's previous antics of lying and dodging responsibility that she is going to try and turn this around on him and say, "Look, if you just hadn't provoked the Retard Retort like I told you, none of this would have happened." That is assuming, of course, that she bothers to answer him at all.

Chris, now is the time to do some serious introspection to figure out how you ended up at this point. Even before we knew you were cucked, people on stream were pointing out how weird and cringey your DMs were, and how odd it was that you were in an e-relationship for five years. Don't try and salvage this. Take some time and work on yourself.

Everyone involved in this pathetic, retarded affair needs to do some introspection on how they ended up at this point.

Your giving relationship advice to a drug dealer, think about that for a second.

 

[DaTemplar]

Have you ever been to a dairy farm?

Like, inside of one? No. Driven by one? Yes.

 

[Distended Gunt]

Godwinson has killed his Twitter again

 

[Vetti]

I think I'm never going to have sex again.

I might never recover, mentally from these images

can I sue ralph for the damages?

Sue him for what? Everything he owns? I guess it would be a few hundred more pennies than you had before.

 

[instythot]

The only way this could be funnier is if the meth retard was somehow a secret guntleman op and PPP, Godwinson and Kraut jumped out from behind the internet equivalent of a tree with "GOTCHA, YOU FAT F-SLUR"

 

[Delicious Diversity]

We're at 1812
The Faithian Age

What will happen next?

We're currently waging the War of Gunteen Twelve. Next comes the Guntorian Age, followed by the Great Gunt War and the Second Gunt War.

 

[FundusOHoolihan]

Have you ever been to a dairy farm?

Pig farm.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

I can't help but wonder what his place smells like after seeing how dirty it is.

Farts, alcoholic barfs, and used tampons.

 

[A_right_horrorshow]

Sue him for what?

Emotional distress, Crimes against humanity, Huffing 18 year old meth-head stankhole without a licence to name three

 

[TroyMcGoy]

Will the gunt ever be able to find a real job if the streaming wont be able to pay for his alcohol consumption anymore? Im sure he is unemployable at this point. Any employer who googles his name will know to not hire this fucking trashheap

 

[Love Machine]

It seems that gator has rallied the troops and they have adopted a phalanx formation. They are all quiet.

 

[Kraut]

How long do you think it will take each and every individual member of the Guntguard to turn on the Gunt and to then pretend to have always hated the Gunt?

 

[wildgoose]

What made you sudden leave the capo life? Pretty sure youve been guntguard since GG days with BWC. Story?

It's a little complex, involves a lot of characters, and goes back 2 or 3 years but long story short:

I got fed up with up with the volatile behavior and how he treated everyone around him and so I just parted ways and fucked off. He was one of those people that expected unquestioning loyalty from everybody (he says the word "loyal" a lot if you've heard him describe certain people) but never reciprocated that loyalty unless it directly benefited him in some superficial way. This all probably sounds really vague, but I'm here to laugh at all the microdick and butthole jokes and not really motivated to type a book about it.

 

[some Sketchy dude]

Will the gunt ever be able to find a real job if the streaming wont be able to pay for his alcohol consumption anymore? Im sure he is unemployable at this point. Any employer who googles his name will know to not hire this fucking trashheap

That search engine optimization is a real bitch sometimes

 

[Jose Jordan]

The 2 real questions here are :

did gator jerk off to this footage ?
We know warski did

and was the grizzled flesh of the gunt a good backscratcher for faith ?

 

[MoeChotto]

Will the gunt ever be able to find a real job if the streaming wont be able to pay for his alcohol consumption anymore? Im sure he is unemployable at this point. Any employer who googles his name will know to not hire this fucking trashheap

It's pretty debatable as to whether streaming itself was enough to pay for his lifestyle.
I personally subscribe to PPP's theory that he's in the money laundering business, in which case he'll just find another stream where the same 10 paypiggies will continue to deposit small amounts in his account, no matter how low his view count sinks.