🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Easterling]

Imagine fucking ralph for a BLM charity

 

[Jack O'Neill]

Ralph has a tiny cock lmfao

Spoiler: NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR LIFE

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How many time do I need to share this video here?

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

Steak & Lobster Mukbang - [bitwave.tv]

PPP tries to save humanity from the Guntstapo

bitwave.tv

PPP and Godwinson are live.

 

[Niggaplease]

Imagine fucking ralph for a BLM charity

dude That's was just 2 pigs mating.

 

[Right Wing Boomer Squads]

The personal touch that makes this an absolute masterpiece is the shitty fan Ralph has stacked on top of the garbage in his squalid room in lieu of any actual AC to swirl the fetid air around in that southern heat. I can only try and conceptualize the particular aroma that must have been wafting around in there.

Guaranteed that the ‘portable AC’ gator mentioned almost knocking off his desk the other day is the exact same elaborate setup.

 

[Pope of Degeneracy]

I've seen people release sex tapes for either one of two reasons: Money, and/or publicity.

I've never seen someone release a sex tape to patch up a bruised ego before.

 

[some Sketchy dude]

Imagine fucking ralph for a BLM charity

Brainwashed dedication

 

[Getting tard comed]

Like, Im not even trying to bullshit him or anything. Isn't the average size like 6 inches or something? Like, was he still soft the entire time or what? I don't even know anymore

Different countries, different averages. US is 5.5 I believe.(Congo is the highest at around 8 ). With a dick his size you simply cant afford to be as fat as he is. SAD! Many such cases!

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atavistic @adezero proclaiming she has never had the gunts thumb up her ass

But did she fuck him though? Cuz that's an L whether it was recorded or not.

 

[Delicious Diversity]

Also: his micropeen from the gunthump video matches up with the previously leaked dick pic, so we have greater certainty that it was genuine.

Not that it really matters all that much now we have this...

 

[Yaniv’s Hairy Balls]

Let’s be fair to her. It can be incredibly hard to hold steady on such a small piece, and there’s probably no real rhythm she can keep without it slipping out constantly. Grinding awkwardly and clenching is really the only option for the poor woman. And there’s definitely no up or down here. The standard cowgirl would have been better, but Ralph can’t thumb her ass that way. Just my observation.

This is true, and I briefly mentioned that, but there’s no excuse to not have some circular motion in those hips ladies. If you can ride it straight up then a little shimmy down the shaft ain’t gonna hurt anything. Move circles with your hips while going up and down, it ain’t science.

 

[2021Murder]

Different countries, different averages. US is 5.5 I believe.(Congo is the highest at around 8 ). With a dick his size you simply cant afford to be as fat as he is. SAD! Many such cases!

no wonder null wants to go to rwanda, he needs to be somewhere where he's considered average and women can handle his

 

[Eggg]

He's back again.

Does Godwinson just deactivate/reactivate his account? How is he doing this so quickly?

 

[Not Really Here]

God, 2020 has been such a magnificent shitshow.
I really need to consider sending a thank you card to the pollution goblins for all the pressurized Autism they caused by releasing the WuFlu.

 

[Vetti]

Does Godwinson just deactivate/reactivate his account? How is he doing this so quickly?

When you deactivate a Twitter account, you can sign into it easily for 30 days before it's permanently deleted. If you sign back in, the whole thing is reactivated until you shut it down again.

 

[Andrew Blaze]

Different countries, different averages. US is 5.5 I believe.(Congo is the highest at around 8 ). With a dick his size you simply cant afford to be as fat as he is. SAD! Many such cases!

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

There's a lot to unpack in this comment.

At least his dick isn't an egg though?

 

[Secret Asshole]

I can't even fucking believe this.

@Null makes a simple, silly corn joke.

Ralph's skin is thin as soaked tissue paper. Orbiters and defenders go "LOL KAREN FARMS", "INCEL LOSERS, 18 YEAR OLD IS AWESOME"

This continues, until Ralph's ex comes out. Then her ex-boyfriend comes out with tweets. Then starts a livestream.

Ralph is drunk as fuck, angry and then goes "fuck you incel losers, I fucked your GF"

Ralph's career is completely utterly annihilated by this by nearly everyone except a few stupid faggots who are trying to white knight for him.

@Kraut you no longer need to gay ops to get back at Ethan. @Null took Ralph out with a dad corn joke. A FUCKING DAD JOKE DESTROYED ETHAN RALPH'S LIFE.

 

[fuck whales]

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

supreme

 

[TV's Adam West]

GAYDURR IT'S NOT TRUE, I DIDN'T LEAK MY SEX TAPE, THEY'RE MAKING FUN OF MY GAYDURR!

 

[Les Morfalous]

Spoiler: GUNT SEX TAPE NSFL

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That's it folks we are outta here!Play me some 9th.