🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Ralph has a workout watch

You're implying that "workout" watches, like gym memberships, are for people who are actually trying to improve their figure and bodily health, and not people who just want to tell themselves they will eventually.

Don't think it is actually a workout watch, more some cheap-ass smartwatch off of Amazon
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This was a tough catch up. Every time I would get through two pages a new one would be up then the micro dick...What a roller coaster. I am kind of glad I slept through it all as having all of this before me in the morning is just wonderful.

I am shit with video editing and really need to do some work but if one of you more visually talented in the group would like to consider doing something...with this...I think it would be a wonderful endeavor.

 
If you had told me a couple years ago that Ralph’s Mundane Matt stream would be the high point of his life, I might’ve not believed you.

But it really has been all downhill from here. Wow, way to fucking waste a good thing Ethan. I’ll enjoy the inevitable funeral stream Gator does to squeeze the last few drops of paypig money he can manage using your rotting cirrhotic corpse.
 
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