"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

Is James Augustine FUCKING DEAD?

  • Yes! Another Vtumour simp kicks the bucket.

    Votes: 227 36.5%
  • NO. Antis are just writing fan fiction 😭😭😭😭😭

    Votes: 395 63.5%

  • Total voters
    622
Some pretty autistic analysis here. Jim talks about things when it interests him, with the usual exception being if people bug him about something in which case he shuts his trap out of some kind of spite.

I mean, Jim's modus operandi isn't exactly a mystery. If something is entertaining or horrifying enough to be noteworthy, he may cover it-
Otherwise, he won't be swayed. "Not your personal army, not your internet fwiend". He said as much.
Sarg'n tried to "recruit" him for his cause, and that didn't exactly end well.

This utter trainwreck just might get him to start streaming again, but telling him to do so won't do shit.
 
Some pretty autistic analysis here. Jim talks about things when it interests him, with the usual exception being if people bug him about something in which case he shuts his trap out of some kind of spite.

Ralph posted a 5 minute sextape, filled with gunt jigglying, butt thumbing, ass huffing, lardassian reverse cowgirl fucking on some shitty bed in the middle of a trashheap, with his own dulcet tones supply a more than adequate soundtrack. He posted this without the other party's consesnt, in order to win an argument with some other sped. That's not so much interesting as it is ball breakingly hilarious and one of the biggest self owns ever recorded. Of course Jim posted about it. Nothing else that has happened this year in the IBS sphere comes even close to being this fucking funny.

I think people are reading too much into whether some mythical friendship with Ralph is or has been at play here or in recent times.
Pretty much. Ralph's a-logs (and I don't mean anyone who laughs at him, you should know the difference) expected him to shit on every Ralph's breath, like they do, anything else is "guarding" in their book. Just look back at how it went after Miami fuck-up. He was silent most of the time, because, really, Ralph just went downhill into irrelevancy, but people were sperging "wow, turns out Jim HAS internet fwends", because he kept his mouth shut. But then Ralph went on stream high and drunk beyond being operational and Jim laughed about it and they went "OMG DISAVOWED".
 
Pretty much. Ralph's a-logs (and I don't mean anyone who laughs at him, you should know the difference) expected him to shit on every Ralph's breath, like they do, anything else is "guarding" in their book. Just look back at how it went after Miami fuck-up. He was silent most of the time, because, really, Ralph just went downhill into irrelevancy, but people were sperging "wow, turns out Jim HAS internet fwends", because he kept his mouth shut. But then Ralph went on stream high and drunk beyond being operational and Jim laughed about it and they went "OMG DISAVOWED".
I remember a stream...maybe way earlier this year, that Toad McKinley did, and some people in the chat were moaning about him not talking about Ethan. It's like you said, those a-logs want their internet daddies to shit on Ralph's every breath, otherwise, they're gunt guarding.
 
I remember a stream...maybe way earlier this year, that Toad McKinley did, and some people in the chat were moaning about him not talking about Ethan. It's like you said, those a-logs want their internet daddies to shit on Ralph's every breath, otherwise, they're gunt guarding.
If they cared about what their daddies think, they would justify their silence. It's more like they are seeking confirmation for their unhealthy obsessions. "Oh, Ralph/DSP/whoever-the-fuck-else is so bad, how can you NOT talk about that?" I personally didn't give a fuck about Gunt and all these autists, including Kraut and KoP of all people, who tried to squeeze a little relevancy for themselves by digging out IBS corpse again and I can't blame Metokur for doing the same.
But what I find really funny, that all these internet speds have a memory of a goldfish. When Ralph will be gone for one reason or another, they are going to rip into each other and all these spergs who throw term "redemption arc" around will do the same. That happened with sceptics, that happened with IBS and this is going to happen here.
 
This Ralph sextape is the best "bat signal" possible to get Jim to stream again. Granted, it's autistic, but I'd photoshop the metokur symbol over the end of Batman 89 if I could.

Do it Jim, this is one of the best harvests of the last 5 years.
Got bored.

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I'm inclined to agree. Jim knew he risked his image weighing in too early. When the gunt tape dropped, that was the moment. Now that Ethan Ralph's internet career is over he may well do a Tonka/Matt style deep dive video. It's still doubtful, but here's hoping.
I just don't think he gave much of a shit until now. He said as much on that stream he did with PPP. He even brought up there not being sex tapes or dick picks like the Mumkey/Jared situations. As someone only casually paying attention it just seemed like two groups of spergs flinging shit at each other which isn't an uncommon internet behavior. Now Ralph did something that made it so ridiculous it's impossible not to comment. People who don't even know Ralph will be discussing this it's that much of a hilarious fuck up.
 
my self centered armchair psychology

IBS and all the fuckery surrounding it got real gay real fast. Most people stopped caring and left the community behind, but kept following the couple of entertaining ppl (shoutout jim and dame). But the IBS drama/faggotry got pushed so hard by the retarded few that stayed around, that I had to actively go about not caring / ignoring it.

But then, a miracle happened. It actually produced something funny. I could go and read all of ralphs 3000 page thread, or I could get a few laughs and move on. Maybe Jims in the same boat Im in, or maybe he has a blood oath to protect a fat pillhead. Either way Im just gunna keep naively hoping that jimjam ramps up production once the election is over.

tl;dr - assuming jim just doing driveby lulz at fattys dumbassery
 
Give it time. Jim started out nice with Sargon and Matt too. It took about a week.
I may be the only one to remember this, but I recall him implying that Don Sargone had a role in the Krait discord, and ran with it even though there was no proof. I dont think he was ever polite to them after Gamergate, and was waiting for his chance to shot on him.
 
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I may be the only one to remember this, but I recall him implying that Don Sargone had a role in the Krait discord, and ran with it even though there was no proof. I dont think he was ever polite to them after Gamergate, and was waiting for his chance to shot on him.

No proof yes, but we know how Sargon acts. Majority of his dumb skeptic shit was done by his capos such as Vee so he can deny ever having any involvement.

Jim really only started shitting on Sargon after the liberalist stream where Sargon tried to say Jim should be a leader and floated politics as an idea...we saw how that went. Same thing with Matt, only went in on him due to BoulderGate and being lied to for two hours.

Considering he is talking about Gunt on Twitter, I'd expect a video. If only to laugh at the cosmic irony of it all. I'd be disappointed if he did not.

Feel free to shit on Jim don't let me stop you.
 
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