Spiders Are a Popular Video Game Monster. They're Also an Accessibility Problem

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Here's the otherwise-unemployable autist and literal rape apologist who wrote this trash, alongside his burn victim gremlin of a girlfriend. Journalism is dead. Get in the bread line, faggot.
 
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How would you go about making the least accessible game possible? I want a game that can only be played by mentally and physically fit and resilient white males of good breeding stock

but that would exclude me rip

1. Every level boss is a phobia. Starting with a ledge walk over a city, then giant spiders, snakes, then black people, mormons, nuclear war, recycling, the number 8, and ending with a Rat King
2. Every level has puzzles that involve color matching. There is no colorblind mode.
3. Field of view locked at 40.
4. Motion blur always on.
5. A walk down mainstreet where you are able to loot stores, but if you choose to do so you'll be arrested and game over. If you choose not to loot the stores you may proceed.
 
How would you go about making the least accessible game possible? I want a game that can only be played by mentally and physically fit and resilient white males of good breeding stock

but that would exclude me rip

1. Every level boss is a phobia. Starting with a ledge walk over a city, then giant spiders, snakes, then black people, mormons, nuclear war, recycling, the number 8, and ending with a Rat King
2. Every level has puzzles that involve color matching. There is no colorblind mode.
3. Field of view locked at 40.
4. Motion blur always on.
5. A walk down mainstreet where you are able to loot stores, but if you choose to do so you'll be arrested and game over. If you choose not to loot the stores you may proceed.
Pretty sure Wizardry 4 is the least accessible game ever made.
 
How would you go about making the least accessible game possible? I want a game that can only be played by mentally and physically fit and resilient white males of good breeding stock

but that would exclude me rip

1. Every level boss is a phobia. Starting with a ledge walk over a city, then giant spiders, snakes, then black people, mormons, nuclear war, recycling, the number 8, and ending with a Rat King
2. Every level has puzzles that involve color matching. There is no colorblind mode.
3. Field of view locked at 40.
4. Motion blur always on.
5. A walk down mainstreet where you are able to loot stores, but if you choose to do so you'll be arrested and game over. If you choose not to loot the stores you may proceed.

Black people love killing other blacks and trannys, so you're making the game very accessible to Tyrone.
 
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