🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[High Tea]

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This was too good not to share. Just imagine the set of circumstances that had to occur to lead to this exchange re: the gunt.

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Good for her coming in to take a swipe

 

[Gargamel Bernstein]

I'm sad now that i can't live in the timeline where i had the pleasure of not
seeing Ethan's gunt in full force during his animalistic mating ritual

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

I'm not a fan of Kraut, and I'm also not the biggest fan of women in general, but Kraut is 100% correct in saying this isn't how you treat a woman. This was totally done without her knowledge for the simple fact that he could have dirt on her, as he has dirt on anyone in his sphere. Top tier shit bag behavior that is nothing but reprehensible. I guess that's the difference between a gentleman and a guntleman.

People keep pointing out you don't treat anyone like this, regardless of gender. Yeah, no shit guys. I might be a sperg but I'm not a fucking tard.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Ralph's idiocy is really fucking up my ability to work...

"And I heard, as it were, the noise of thunder
One of the four guards saying,
'Come and see.' and I saw, and beheld a white gunt"

There's a drunk goin' 'round talking' shit,
He steals his mom's pills...he can't quit,
Everybody will look, scream and frown,
There'll be a corn cob ladder reachin' down,
When the gunttape comes to around.

Your eyes will burn in your bones,
As Ralph's thumb enters Faith's unknowns,
Will you vomit as he huffs and moans,
Or will you lay your head onto the ground,
When the gunttape comes to around.

 

[Miller]

If faith gets pregnant will we have children of the corn?

She will abort the Retort, like it was written in the prophecy.

 

[soft kitty]

We give thanks to yahoowa for this bountiful harvest.

 

[Gargamel Bernstein]

If faith gets pregnant will we have children of the corn?

her future is quite bleak if she's carrying Ralph's kid

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

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Sometimes the floating text at the bottom lands at just the right spot.

This should be the new KF shirt if @Null ever decides to do another run.

 

[BarberFerdinand]

has anyone done an edit with the guy crying over the star wars trailer?

 

[Homer Simpson]

Ylu kn

I came here to post this too.

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WOOO look at it go!

You know, I gotta say with this whole thing, it is showing how fucking two faced internet perspnalities are. Like dame pesos and dick gunt guarding and acting like we should respect the wishes of those im the video. Glad metokur is still just a drunk driver that takes no ones side.

has anyone done an edit with the guy crying over the star wars trailer?

I could...but I don't really want to lol.

 

[Dell Conagher]

Mr grift himself has weighed in on Generous joshes case

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[Ghostse]

Holy fuck what a shit bird.

But I need ask the hard hitting question here:
How the hell does Faith have not one but two simps to cuck? Its like watching someone trying and failing to get a garbage bag full of tapioca off them.

 

[Haru Okumura]

@twistedpuppet

What was that quote, again?

Oh, right.

"How embarrassing."

 

[MeltyTW]

People keep pointing out you don't treat anyone like this, regardless of gender. Yeah, no shit guys. I might be a spreg but I'm not a fucking tard.

it just needed to be stated to further illustrate just how craven and deprived of basic human that the creature known as the gunt really is

 

[Niggaplease]

null: makes corn joke
Ralph: posts his gunt jiggling as he has sloppy seconds from an 18 year old meth head


that's some 4d underwater chess tism I don't understand.

 

[Gargamel Bernstein]

I agree with this but at the same time i feel like matt is really gonna fly too close to the sun and just nose dive into the dirt again

 

[DiceLord]

Suppose it was only a matter of time Guntguard would admit to this.

 

[Andrew Blaze]

Of course Dick says that about Faith instead of the gunt with the small cock. Dick is STILL gunt guarding.

He was replying to Josh saying he would have paid Fai for the tape, so it makes much more sense in context. It wasn't just belligerent gunt guarding imo.

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[Niggaplease]

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I agree with this but at the same time i feel like matt is really gonna fly too close to the sun and just nose dive into the dirt again

after this epic fuck up anything Matt may screw up on won't even compare to the stupidity Ralph has reached.

 

[Quorthon]

Sorry that it took a while frens. Sorry if i'm late.

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Somebody please make this multicolored like the dancing puddings on Dlive.