🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Jarbo is releasing the gunt cut.
 
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I'd abeeb bear said:
I'm praying for callers, but I doubt it's going to happen. He'd have to know better. I hope the best spergs are ready to go if he does though.

What news is there that's even big enough to use as a deflection for the night? Nothing new is happening in the news after 75~ days of rioting, it's the same ol' same ol'.
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"Time for callers- you're on the air dark butters...."
 
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Gustav Schuchardt said:
Yeah, you'll have to induct them. Or kill them.

Unbelievers cannot remain unbelievers after they have seen the inside the corn temple. They must convert or die!



Are you the guy who came up with the 'peacefully sunset [the breed]' meme?
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Yea, I think I was asked what the most viable solution was for getting rid of pitbulls without separating people from their pets. Used it to mean "phasing them out without euthanizing them."
 
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Noproblemo said:
I also love the Freudian position they took. Ralph doesn't want Fai Fai to look at such a wretched creature undressed, he has to turn her away, even though this means his peen slips out every other thrust.
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As a man, a chick doing reverse cowgirl has always felt well I guess what can best be described as shallower to me and/or more likely to create sheering force on the dick. Perhaps they need to do it that way so she can feel his tiny prick or perhaps it's a logistics issue arising from both of them being massive fat-asses, one with a loose, hanging gunt.
 
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This might be an unpopular opinion, however I do not think this ends Ralph. You see, Ralph does not have shame like a normal person does, all he will do is skip a few nights, then be back to broadcasting to his last 20 viewers and slowly killing himself via Maker's Mark.

On a side note though, Ralph having sex was the absolute last thing I expected or wanted to see.
 
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Vetti said:
It will either be this beat for beat or Gator will try to win back the favor of Jim and the crowd and just throw Ralph under the bus completely. I doubt it'll be the second but a guy can dream.
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He could have some of the cuck callers and gunt guards call in or act as co-hosts, but could every one of them be trusted to stay away from the topic that everybody wants them to talk about? Could be a shitshow that gets out of hand if people start to defect.
 
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Pistoleer said:
God that’s some craven shit. I wonder if he’s taking a night off to cope or try and hunt down faith to “take her behind the Arby’s”
Also the horrified reactions Of people just now coming back to the thread are golden.
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I think it's partly cope/humiliation, but also he is probably concerned that charges are gonna get pressed so he's frantically scrubbing as much as he can before people archive everything or feds arrive to seize his devices.
 
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Freedom Fries said:
As a man, a chick doing reverse cowgirl has always felt well I guess what can best be described as shallower to me and/or more likely to create sheering force on the dick.
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Reverse cowgirl can lead to penile fracture. You should definitely not search for videos of penile fracture but if you do you'll find one involving reverse cowgirl.
 
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Freedom Fries said:
As a man, a chick doing reverse cowgirl has always felt well I guess what can best be described as shallower to me and/or more likely to create sheering force on the dick. Perhaps they need to do it that way so she can feel his tiny prick or perhaps it's a logistics issue arising from both of them being massive fat-asses, one with a loose, hanging gunt.
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Until I saw what he likes to do with his fingers, I'll just repeat what I said ages ago. You keep a top on to restrain the gunt and cowgirl. That's how the peen on a heavy guy gets in the most. If he cared about the girl getting off, she should have been turned around.

Or maybe is't easier not to have to look at someone's face while you are using them.
 
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