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Is Quinton able to redeem himself?

  • YASS QUEEN SLAY

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  • Not without Caleb

    Votes: 287 14.1%

  • Only inside a bouncy castle

    Votes: 801 39.3%

  • After his love quest is over

    Votes: 648 31.8%

  • With the love of a true and honest whaman

    Votes: 567 27.8%
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Water-T said:
Q is just being a willfully obstinate retard. He learned well from Senpai Contra: stir up shit to draw attention to his channel, then cry and run to your hugbox when the inevitable backlash happens.

The only difference is that Q doesn't have the clout to pull it off, nor can he hide behind the "i'm just a helpless trans woman!" shield.
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He is a TRUE AND HONEST TRANS MAN GUISE.
 
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Kenobi said:
Thats really funny to me. To not just be stupid but to just flaunt it . :story:
I WATCH BRITISH FUNNY MAN TO LEARN ABOUT THE NEWS AND ABOUT POLTICS!
Is this why they keep unfunny soyboys like John oliver on the tv? To inform the unwashed leftist masses what they should think and feel and shame them if they don´t?
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Shaka Brah said:
Yes. It's why Jon Leibowitz was on the news, and why he resorted to pilpul and strawmanning when Tucker called him out on it.
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Quinton fits this 4chan screen cap pretty well

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Shaka Brah said:
I think if you combined all the comments noticing he simps for contra's feminine penis they'd add up to 20 pages of this 150 page thread. The signs are there even if he won't admit it publicly.
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I showed pics of him to some tranny friends of mine before and they all said he's the spitting image of every chaser who ever hit them up on dating platforms looking to suck their dick then I showed them his videos including the one on Contra and they all unanimously agreed that this isn't some pet issue for him, it's a fetish. Any tranny who isn't woke especially hates people like him because none of them want a fat retard who runs around screaming "trans rights" and accusing people of being transphobic for having questions or misunderstanding shit about trans stuff on their fucking side.

Ironically enough, Quinton's refusal to humanize those he disagrees with is why they won't humanize him or even the political block he inhabits, his videos are literally an echochamber and he likes it that way. How can you moral highground so hard when you are literally doing nothing good for the world? You're taking the easiest route possible while having "the correct opinions", that's not activism, that's not being a good person, it's cowardice and grifting. Nothing reveals the trans-rights shit is nothing more than a fetish for him than his complete refusal to actually fight for it.

Basically what I'm trying to say is that Quinton will never get a trans gf unless it's an open relationship where he pays all her bills and takes care of her more like a dad than a lover while Chad or Tyrone tend to her sexual needs.
 
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ωσкє вℓυє мυѕℓιм qυєєη said:
Today, on Stories from the Quew. Quinton powerlevels even deeper beyond to his disciples for the amusement of the few squirmishing kiwis left including his relationships with the upper echelon of the Rationalists and understatement of the world.

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Also, for the low, low price of $24.99 american dollars you can acquire your very own Quinton plushie which requires to sell 400 units to return investments and wont deliver until mid October. Five super fans have already preordered this piece of memorabilia.

As always, have your very own archive of tomorrows video absolutely free of charges for posteritys sake.
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He made a 20 minute video about the sand, took one minute to say the USPS was being killed by politicians and didn't bother to explain, got it animated, and then shared it on his main channel. I'll be blunt here, what I did last week was more interesting than the story that brought so much meaning to Quinton that he paid someone to animate it. Mind you the highlight for me last week was finding a family of armadillos on a hike. How does this man function, how meaningless is your life that you think having your order mis shipped is worthy of a 20 minute video. I want to get pissed that he jokes about being bribed to stop himself from destroying the garfields cafe brand but It's just so depressing.

Quinton you got the equivalent of a free hamburger from mcdonalds as an apology of messing up your order. You paid someone to animate that for you and if you got the animation for free please tell whoever did it to seek professional help. If you don't suckstart a shotgun by the end of the year I'll be surprised.

ωσкє вℓυє мυѕℓιм qυєєη said:
A brave transman playing with plushies on a public space.
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Is, is, is quinton wet? I was going to make a joke about him getting off by making a strugling resteraunt give him an apology gift but I think you may be right he's a tranny, that or his dick is so small his fat consumed it.


Shaka Brah said:
Yes. It's why Jon Leibowitz was on the news, and why he resorted to pilpul and strawmanning when Tucker called him out on it.
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How dare you dead name John Stewart. That man is ashamed of his heritage and we should respect that.
 
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Here are two old unlisted Quinton videos. Some are too big to upload and I am a sped that hasn't used Megalink or Dropbox before so If anyone wants the .MP4 just tell me. The ones that are too big are called Quinton Reviews 'Prom Promise', Worst subway Sandwich ever!! , Pointless cynical Vlog, and 'End of Time' Review 2013 vs 2016.
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Your Local Neko Girl GF said:
Quinton trying to act tough:
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Man who has a such an intolerance to opposing opinions that he actively tries to alienate members of his audience tries acting like he's not easily offended. Self-awareness is a foreign concept to Quinton.
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Try to picture that tweet being spoken. It's so cringe to picture it with his feminine, faggy voice. Not even swearing could help make Quinton seem cool.
 
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Gunt.Inc said:
Here are two old unlisted Quinton videos. Some are too big to upload and I am a sped that hasn't used Megalink or Dropbox before so If anyone wants the .MP4 just tell me. The ones that are too big are called Quinton Reviews 'Prom Promise', Worst subway Sandwich ever!! , Pointless cynical Vlog, and 'End of Time' Review 2013 vs 2016.
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Thank you, I will be adding this to the archives.
 
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Just searched for Quinton on Youtube to take a look at his latest offering, funny that some other dude called Quinton comes up before him:
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Then on the video itself, most top comments mention a far more popular Youtuber than him (her spider video has 10 times the number of views of his Garfield one)...I wonder if this hurts Quinton, given she's yet another person he was friendly with and met IRL, but as far as I know doesn't want anything to do with him these days.

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Commodus said:
Just searched for Quinton on Youtube to take a look at his latest offering, funny that some other dude called Quinton comes up before him:
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Then on the video itself, most top comments mention a far more popular Youtuber than him (her spider video has 10 times the number of views of his Garfield one)...I wonder if this hurts Quinton, given she's yet another person he was friendly with and met IRL, but as far as I know doesn't want anything to do with him these days.

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Quinton's trying to be like Jenny senpai. Instead of being quirky and cute like Quinton (presumably) wanted it to be, this comes across as sad and kind of creepy.
 
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Commodus said:
Just searched for Quinton on Youtube to take a look at his latest offering, funny that some other dude called Quinton comes up before him:
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Then on the video itself, most top comments mention a far more popular Youtuber than him (her spider video has 10 times the number of views of his Garfield one)...I wonder if this hurts Quinton, given she's yet another person he was friendly with and met IRL, but as far as I know doesn't want anything to do with him these days.

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Quinton has mentioned Strange Æons as "one of the biggest garftubers I have yet to become mutuals with", which is very interesting way to describe her since she is more into furbies and it is more ironic than Qs real love of orange boomer pussy.
 
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