🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Here I am, having a shit week at work, dying in this fucking heatwave hitting Bongland right now but every every time I think about this shitstorm I burst out laughing in my flat.

I for one would like to thank Ralph for being a colossal trainwreck, puts everything in perspective. Remember frens, no matter how bad life gets, at least you are not Ethan Ralph.
 
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Stasi said:
Here I am, having a shit week at work, dying in this fucking heatwave hitting Bongland right now but every every time I think about this shitstorm I burst out laughing in my flat.

I for one would like to thank Ralph for being a colossal trainwreck, puts everything in perspective. Remember frens, no matter how bad life gets, at least you are not Ethan Ralph.
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its shit here, we have had none of the sun but constant humid heat ( north west UK )

stuck inside doing fuck all, going insane
 
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Ralph confirmed not doing a show tonight, said Gator might do the show by himself tonight:
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Instead of cancelling the stream tonight. He should inaugerate himself into the Killstream Hall of Fame. With special guests PPP, Godwinson, Josh, Jim, Jarbo, Zoe Quinn and Sargon to roast him. Hell, throw Dick on the list too, just so I can watch him bomb spectacularly again.

Own your downfall, Ralph. Grow some balls.

Also :gunt::gunt::gunt::gunt::gunt::gunt::gunt:
 
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Gunt.Inc said:
What if Gator Host the killstream tonight and takes this chance to BTFO the Gunt in favor of Jim?
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A takeover of the Killstream. Gator has been biding his moment for years. He knew the :gunt: would slip up on his whiskey and let Gator have his shot at the title belt. This has all been 4D checkers and we were too faithless to the Oldfag to notice. A New era of IBS will be ushered. PPP was just the John the Baptist to Gator's Jesus.
 
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Had said:
Will dick turn on ralph?
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Are the portraits of Zidan, Ralph and Gator more of Fai Fai's handiwork, or are they gifts from Evan?

An Avenging Bird said:
What has this world come to where Bryan Dunn, Matt Jarbo, and Kraut are wise commentators on a trajectory of redemption by comparison?
Oh Walph you really have tilted the earth's axis.
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Not a year and a half ago, Ethan Ralph had the goodwill of everyone here no matter what scumbag move he had just pulled and Bryan "King of Pol" Dunn was the lone voice screeching into the void about muckraking pieces of shit. I am half expecting Bryan to flip to guntguard just so the kiwi balance of opinion is maintained
 
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Today I awoke in tranquil Scandinavia, ready for another day's work.
Then I was introduced to over a hundred pages involving the nightmarish carnival of flesh that was Ralph's pathetic revenge porn trick. It truly has been a car wreck that just kept going.
Am going to bed again and I both fear and hope I will see a page count close to 2000.
 
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Quorthon said:
Instead of cancelling the stream tonight. He should inaugerate himself into the Killstream Hall of Fame. With special guests PPP, Godwinson, Josh, Jim, Jarbo, Zoe Quinn and Sargon to roast him. Hell, throw Dick on the list too, just so I can watch him bomb spectacularly again.

Own your downfall, Ralph. Grow some balls.

Also :gunt::gunt::gunt::gunt::gunt::gunt::gunt:
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This is the most unrealistic thing ever but just imagine Zoe Quinn, Sargon and Jim all joining forces just so they could take a collective dump on Ralph's grave.

Like Pun said, Spike Lee couldn't paint a betta pitcher.
 
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Holy shit this thread is now longer than Jim's and Sargon's COMBINED. Well fucking done Ethan you fat spaz.

This post aged like milk

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Ralph, why did you wade in here like a fucking autist? I can only assume it is alcohol related.

Josh posted some criticisms of your show on a public forum and my guess is if you had him on your show he would say the same thing to your face. Zoom on the other hand is a complete snake, know for gay ops and will fuck you given the first opportunity as others have pointed out.

Jim has a much longer thread than you and got doxed on the forum. Other that throwing some comedic jabs on his stream he has just gone about his business of making videos and stream and as far as I'm aware has remained cordial to Josh. You have behaved like a petulant man baby over people being critical of your show's direction. That is pretty pathetic.
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Very late question, but can someone explain the sharp dividing line on her bottom section? Did she take a dip in mud? Or has she been wearing the same pair of pants for a month without taking it off?
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How many bottles of xannies and maker do you reckon The Gunt has downed by this point?

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Very late question, but can someone explain the sharp dividing line on her bottom section? Did she take a dip in mud? Or has she been wearing the same pair of pants for a month without taking it off? View attachment 1512890
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Spoiler it I don't want to see her unhygienic ass crack on my screen
 
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