🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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I like how nobody's thought to point out that it's hilarious he only lasted about five minutes.

Hilarious, but not surprising.
what amazes me is all of our shit posts about ethan only being able to have sex by lying back and holding his gunt out of the way was 100 percent accurate. he actually has to do the demeaning emasculating shit we joked about just to disappoint some poor girl
 
I remember, probably about 523897490 pages ago now, I wondered about what the fuck is up with Dame in this whole situation and his behavior remains the most bizarre among all the people involved. Is he just pretending to be upset on Ralph's behalf? Even so, what's the point, it just makes you look like an idiot in literally everyone's eyes at this stage in the storyline? What lies behind those beady beaner eyes?
He was hoping he'd be next in line for a green card marriage after Nora.
 
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Poor wittle daxxy is throwing a tantrum because people wont take his advice seriously.

Well jeez dax you had a dick in your mouth up till now, you think you can pipe up now? Also telling someone else to go to a substance abuse program is Rich.
Ethan is a little you in ALL regards daxxy.
 
Given how things broke, he probably should have went with being a cuck.
I think he should have sent pics, or even the video to the boyfriend in private. Faith is a manipulative whore who was cheating on the methead while sending him all those messages he showed on stream, she deserved to have her relationship ruined.
Making it public was a horrible idea however, since it opens ralph to being charged with publishing revenge porn, and she'll almost definitely sue. Hell hath no fury like a woman corned.
 
Does Ralph have a PO box? I'm the mood of sending a bushel of corn, he definitely deserves his share of the harvest
PO Box 42183
Richmond, VA 23224-9183

This is the kind of stupid shit that garners him sympathy and benefit of the doubt when he says ridiculous crap like "they're all just a bunch of a-logs!".

what amazes me is all of our shit posts about ethan only being able to have sex by lying back and holding his gunt out of the way was 100 percent accurate. he actually has to do the demeaning emasculating shit we joked about just to disappoint some poor girl

Those were jokes?


Archive.vn archive.md Please archive tweets. I can't because for some faggot reason the regular archive sites don't work with Brave anymore.
 
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Poor wittle daxxy is throwing a tantrum because people wont take his advice seriously.

Well jeez dax you had a dick in your mouth up till now, you think you can pipe up now? Also telling someone else to go to a substance abuse program is Rich.
Ethan is a little you in ALL regards daxxy.
He thought it was great fun to send Ethan bottles of liquor not too long ago.
 
Yeah, I was totally being serious about shipping 35kg of corn to the overfed cow
This is the kind of stupid shit that garners him sympathy and benefit of the doubt when he says ridiculous crap like "they're all just a bunch of a-logs!".



Those were jokes?



Archive.vn archive.md Please archive Tweets. I can't because for some faggot reason the regular archive sites don't work with Brave anymore.
 
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