🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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its..not..funny...anymore..guys..
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as "if a crime was committed" revenge porn is crime lol

He's deflecting.

Very brave to try and deflect the drama equivalent of an ICBM.

Leaks of Dax texting Ralph saying the real alphachad move is to suck the shit straight out of the girl's asshole when?

Here's my hot take: that Jamie Lynn woman that leaked Dax's embarrassing texts also said he had a small dick. I'm betting he's feeling pretty vulnerable right now, and commiserates with Ethan's plight.
 
It's obvious that Dax treats Ralph like he treats retards who go on his show. As amusement, dax suddenly disavowing now that people are going harder at him is a clear sign

There was someone on Nick Rekieta's show a few weeks ago who called Dick out on it. Claimed he had his camera pointed at gunt-level on purpose so viewers could laugh at Ralph.
 
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@theralph I imagine this must be an extremely stressful time for you. All your friends are laughing at you as your life crumbles to dust. You know who never turned on you? That's right Ethan, the warm embrace of Maker's Mark.

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Go ahead, crack one open. I guarantee it'll put your mind at ease. The sounds of a-logs laughing and combines harvesting corn will all fade away as the gentle whispers of Daddy Maker's Mark caress your ears. And while you're at it, why not spoil yourself with a whole bottle of mama's oxy? She won't be needing them, she'll be dead soon anyway. That stupid bitch can eat a cock. So kick back, relax and enjoy your favorite cocktail of booze and pills as those a-logs on kiwifarms seethe and cope with the fact they can't get fresh 18 year old pussy like you can.
 
Dick is not going to "disavow" Ralph, neither is Jim. If you're expecting explicit condemnation or side-taking with these guys you're in for disappointment.

I would, however, like to remind everyone about this photo's existence.
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Look at this cope lol
oh my god he's still going, he's actively parsing through Twitter to seethe, fucking excellent
 
Dick is not going to "disavow" Ralph, neither is Jim. If you're expecting explicit condemnation or side-taking with these guys you're in for disappointment.

I would, however, like to remind everyone about this photo's existence.
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Dick is denying he ever sent Ralph booze. Any comment on that?
 
Here's my hot take: that Jamie Lynn woman that leaked Dax's embarrassing texts also said he had a small dick. I'm betting he's feeling pretty vulnerable right now, and commiserates with Ethan's plight.
I hate to go all Freudian, but I'm inclined to agree. Dax with his simp leaks and tiny dick is fighting vicariously through Ralph due to their shared insecurities. Ralph may have done the same for him before for the same reason.

Low IQ and autism is more likely though.
 
The storyline for this season is moving way too fast. This is like the final 20 minutes of Aliens over and over again. I go to sleep, wake up, do some work... and now the thread has jumped 50 pages and RALPH HAS A SEXTAPE?!?! Is that real?
I had the fortune of having a day off work today. I could have been a little more productive but I wouldnt miss this shitshow for the world. I havent enjoyed myself this much in weeks.
 
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