US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Muttnik]

Sir. Sir. Why are you getting tired of winning, of seeing your enemies screech and yowl in anguish as they lose yet again?

Oh don't get me wrong. It's funny. VERY funny. But like any good joke, it's not as funny if you have to see it every day over and over and over again. When all your friends are the punchline and say things you thought they were above. When your family suddenly goes completely apeshit with unwarranted fear. When every time you watch a new movie for fun, every single thing is compared to current day politics instead of just telling a story. Etc.

 

[Absolutego]

The only reason she was chosen was A) she's Black, B) she has a D next to her name. Nothing else was taken under consideration.

Nah, it's because she's part of the insider club and will do as she's told by Citigroup et al. I've been saying it for years, but the best descriptor for both Harris' values as a politician, and what the party sees in her, is "female Obama". A malleable, vaguely diverse candidate (who incidentally, is culturally removed from "black America"), willing to say nice words for the camera and serve their corporate interests.
Just without the charisma, with a spottier track record, and as VP this time because she was too unpopular to win a primary.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

https://twitter.com/PeteButtigieg/status/1293287262084636675?s=20

Nnnnnnnn fuck off faggot.

I loved Maya Rudolph tweeting "Oh fuck" because she'll be on SNL a lot more.

I don't personally hate Kamala. But its interesting that a lot more people hate her (specifically the former Hilldawgs)

 

[Dapper Dan]

I already posted this in another thread but...

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Trump can't just evade responsibility by saying that he let the states decide. His (lack of) plan still ended up with 164k+ dead. That's on him and the states that are responsible. It's not a one or the other thing.

Did I say that it totally exculpated him? No, I didn't. The causes for where we are now are more complicated than "Trump didn't institute a national plan", but it boils down to a systemic government failure, from federal, to state, to local, and even to individual hospitals with non-existent or otherwise lacking disaster plans and stockpiles.

 

[The Last Stand]

I already posted this in another thread but...

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wtf I love Kamala now?

 

[TaimuRadiu]

but she isnt realy black, she is a first generation american

the blackest thing that's ever been in Kamala Harris was Willie Brown

 

[Absolutego]

I already posted this in another thread but...

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The whiplash rate at which Democrats just threw meaningful police reform under the bus as an issue on the agenda is so drastic I almost feel sympathetic for obnoxious, over-privileged anarchist dipshits.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Did I say that it totally exculpated him? No, I didn't. The causes for where we are now are more complicated than "Trump didn't institute a national plan", but it boils down to a systemic government failure, from federal, to state, to local, and even to individual hospitals with non-existent or otherwise lacking disaster plans and stockpiles.

That's fair. It's easy to confuse you with some of the Trumpers in this sub who defend their Dear Leader at all costs, so sorry that I mistook you (your avatar gets me every time)

 

[More AWS-8Q Than You]

Shocked to see that Kiwi Farms is more "liberal" than most progressives nowadays.

And she's "Black" too so even the right wing crowd will get a taste of her.

Hated by everybody. Damn.

If you want to understand the depth of everyone hating her, both her father and the man whose dick she sucked to advance in politics both came out against her in the primaries. I respect Willie Brown's political sense, so if he's coming out against her, it's bad. That might also be a commentary on if she was any good blowing her way to the top, I don't know if he's commented on that.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Joe Biden just lost the black vote by picking Harris. Not saying they're going to vote for Trump, but they're not likely to go out and vote now.

 

[RA-5C Vigilante]

DNC Theme at the moment
:

Hopefully Joe doesn't beat off to a sleeping Kamala
But that's not even close to as disgusting as the fact that they actually chose her

 

[Cast Iron Pan]

Fun fact, if elected Kamala Harris will be the first VP to never have kids and the first white house resident to never raise kids. She got married at the age of 50 for the first time to a lawyer with grown children.
Even James Buchanan who was never married became the legal guardian of his young nephew.
Harris is the ultimate career war witch and "devil wears prada" type. The epitome of a heartless cunt that slept her way into political power and never loved a child.

Maybe she'll be the first president to have a jewish husband, who will be the first jewish male first lady! So many firsts coming out way. Lucky us.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

DNC Theme at the moment
:

Hopefully Joe doesn't beat off to a sleeping Kamala
But that's not even close to as disgusting as the fact that they actually chose her

Shinji was a confused horny 14 year old who repeatedly had to fight giant monsters while

Spoiler

being put into a giant tampon and inserted into his mother's womb

, what's Biden's excuse?

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

but she isnt realy black, she is a first generation american

They have begun to use the phrase "ADOS or American Descendant of Slaves" to start to separate "African American" from "Black"

I am telling you now Kiwis if you wanna piss off Biden/Harris supporters, point out Harris isn't "ADOS" and it will drive them up the wall.

 

[The Last Stand]

They have begun to use the phrase "ADOS or American Descendant of Slaves" to start to separate "African American" from "Black"

I am telling you now Kiwis if you wanna piss off Biden/Harris supporters, point out Harris isn't "ADOS" and it will drive them up the wall.

Having darker skin = Black.

Okay.

 

[Hux]

So far what I gathered is that Kamala is basically the genderswapped Tom DuBois from the Boondocks minus any of the things that makes Tom likable. She even has a white spouse for that fucking matter

 

[Smug Cat]

in this sub

I'm not paying attention to this little slapfight or whatever but you absolutely have to go back.

 

[Stoneheart]

DNC Theme at the moment

im not so sure about that....

 

[DeadFish]

I suppose the Democrats are going back to their 20th century racist roots, now employing PoCs, the younger generation, and hoodrats as the pawns. While the Republican party is content with Donald Trump pushing the cultural barrage with the 80s Religious Right generation with their own Black pandering.

I have more respect for the Republican party, only because they are the least insane in this whole fight. That said, the Right still embarrasses itself with their neverending support for Trump and distaste for climate, race and education.

I have a theory but I dont have the data to back it up.

Remember the 1st black panther party?

I heard rumors they were killing off black gangs back then.

You know to improve the community.

Suddenly there was the fbi bust down.

This I believe (correct me if I am wrong) was when the Democrats were the pro white power party.

What I think happened was the black gangsters (who were being hunted by black panther) reached out to the racist bastards in office at that time and made a deal.

You give black people rights, you shut these black Panthers down and give us gangsters protection. In return we will keep fellow blacks down. We will be your nigger whippers.

That's why I guess the more trashy element of the black community gets a free pass.

The point being any sincere effort to make life better for any one (may it be black or white) by community building is seen as a threat with those with power and wealth. They ain't interested in helping us out. They're intrested in keeping folks in their place.