🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Bryan Dunn said:
Someone needs to cut his internet off at this point and force him into therapy. This kind of cope is psychotic
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the only therapy he needs is booze and pills, @theralph, you going to ley bryan make you look like a bitch? you need drink and drug asap and more sex tape leaks or youre officially a beta cuck
 
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Holy shit. Been lurking here since Kiwibro shoot all them mudslimes but this happening was the reason for the registration.

Ethan, you really fucked up man and to be fair, what doesn't look small in comparison to that gunt? I bet that dick's a 8" no joke.
 
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Easterling said:
The next thing I saw was this. When the gunt had opened one of the seven seals, I heard one of the kiwis say in a voice like thunder, 'Come!' And, as I watched, there was a white horse. Its rider was a fat canadian. he came forth shouting 'ITS NOT POOOOOO' He was given a crown, and he went off winning victories, and to win more of them.

When the gunt opened the second seal, I heard the second kiwi say, ‘Come!’ And another horse went out, fiery red this time. Its rider was well sculpted canadian, he was given permission to take peace away from the jews. He was given a great sword.

When the gunt opened the third seal, I heard the third kiwi say, ‘Come!’ As I watched, there was a black horse. Its rider was a swarthy Anglo who held twelve pieces of silver. I heard something like a voice coming from the midst of the four living creatures. ‘IT CONTIUNES!’ said the voice.

When the gunt opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth kiwi say, ‘Come!’ As I looked, there was a pale horse, and its rider’s name was Null. Corn and memes followed along behind him. They were given authority over a quarter of the gunt, to kill its reputation with the meme, the sextape and the dox.
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The LORD EH? Is pleased with the clarity of your gift of prophecy, for it is the will of THE LORD EH? that vengence be given both to the Canadians and to the Banished American currently exiled to the unhallowed land of SERBIA but shall be granted the VENGENCE of THE LORD EH? to reap a bitter harvest of lulz, and it shall fall to the Seraphem known as CANADJAN EH? to gather up the lulzfruit of the harvest and present it to the Reaper of Null and it is the will of THE LORD EH? that the bitter harvest shall be revealed upon the Farms of the Flightless Bird and Succulent Fruit that are the providence of the Banished Reaper that he may share the lulz with all who cometh to the Farms of the Flightless and Succulent with sorrow in their hearts and a need for lulz in their souls, and ALL SHALL KNOW that in the NAME of THE LORD EH?! Thus vengence shall in his name be laid down upon ALL who have wronged the Farms of the Flightless Bird and Succulent Fruit!
 
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instythot said:
Looks like the truce is over @adezero . Care to crack open the vaults for us?
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I agree. Fuck him before he fucks you. @adezero First one to dump DMs will be the one whose side of the story seems more believable to a neutral audience.

This is Ralph we're talking about here, he's not going to be able to keep himself from doing it, might as well get out ahead of whatever shit he's got planned.
 
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The Gunt Guard is dwindling just like Ralph's viewership. I thought that the whole thing with Dick, Toad and whoever else retweeting PPP and suddenly being willing to take jokes in stride was some Looney Toons reverse psychology shit (y'know, by doing something they could've been doing in the first place, laughing at themselves) but Ethan screwed the pooch so literally that they have no choice but to completely throw him under a bus. However, it ain't so easy for Dick considering how much Gunt Guarding he's been doing just a few days ago.
 
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