Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Quixotic Man]

Robert's reaction to Kamala becoming creepy Uncle Joe's running mate:
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Never forget that Kamala Harris literally sucked Willie Brown's Big Brown Willy in order to get her big break in politics.

I expect Bob to start fully simping for her as soon as she makes a big BLM speech.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Since Bob “knew” Kamala would be the pick, he either made a killing by betting on it or (using his own logic) was too stupid to earn money with his superior knowledge.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Never forget that Kamala Harris literally sucked Willie Brown's Big Brown Willy in order to get her big break in politics.

I expect Bob to start fully simping for her as soon as she makes a big BLM speech.

Didn’t Harris do some shady shit as the attorney general in California?

 

[Brother Wind]

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"I saw my favorite celebrities and I CLAPPED" I say as the NSA turns privacy and due process into a corn cob
God bless Bob for proving yes indeed parading celebrities around is an effective tactic to make complete fools love you. Guys like Jeff Epstein (RIP in power) and Jimmy Saville could never succeed without gullible voidbrains like Beb being trivially easy to control

You know the great thing about this is that really historians regard Kennedy as a fairly mediocre president. Especially when sandwiched between Eisenhower and LBJ. He was always so milquetoast and wishy washy by ways of policy. So, Obama was in a lot of ways very reminiscent of Camelot. Very good Bob.

Jesus fucking Christ........

This makes me want to beat Blob to the brink of death. For being a god-damn self-absorbed parasite who doesn't give a shit about actual god-damn working people, many of which FORFEIT their summers because of the fact that they have god-damn jobs and have to fuck WORK 24-7, whereas parasites like Blob are on 24-7 vacation living off of e-begging money and family who keep him up.

For the bulk of Americans, they lose their summers the moment they enter the workforce. My first couple of jobs offered ZERO vacation days and while my current job does offer SOME vacation time, it's not all at once vacation time but the insidious kind where you get 3-4 hours vacation a month and you lose it if you don't use it by the end of the year. Because of that, people like me in general are forced to fucking forgo ANY sort of summer vacation in order to have the vacation days to take time off at Thanksgiving and Christmas time.

Most people NEVER get to have summer off, NEVER get to enjoy summer outside brief moments on the weekend when they aren't doing all of the stuff they can't do during the weekdays because they are trapped working inside during the week. Because they either don't have vacation days or they have to decide "do I want a week off in the summer or do I want to spend Thanksgiving with my family or Christmas with my family?".....

But Blob's on permanent vacation because he's a parasitic filth who thinks the world revolves around him and that his failures at life are everyone else's fault. To quote AM, a thousand lengthy message board posts in this thread would only be a FRACTION of the hate I have for Movie Blob and how I wish nothing short of a fate worse than death upon up due to death being too fucking quick for him and his evil.

Honestly, the Wu flu has been great. I never get time off anymore besides the odd day. This has been a pretty nice summer. I got to work on my hobbies. Spend time with some of my loved ones. Mostly because we German Americans are bullheaded and unkillable. Really the only downside is that I lost a trip. But it'll still be there some other day. Bob just has nothing going on for him besides movies so he's butthurt. I mean the mother fucker is still doing cook outs. And what more does a summer need than a cookout?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Didn’t Harris do some shady shit as the attorney general in California?

That’s like saying Bob struggles with portion control. Major understatement.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

That’s like saying Bob struggles with portion control. Major understatement.

I don’t follow a lot on Harris like I should because she’s so boring as fuck. I’ll always like the time Tulsi wrecked her at one of the debates.

 

[cypocryphy]

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At 10:57 Bob does a big think on his main
At 11:02, five minutes later, Bob does a big think on his alt
At 11:05, three minutes later, Bob follows up with his classic, on brand humor on his alt.

Who does shit like this besides Spoony? At least he has the excuse of being actually bipolar.

I don't think they make Monopoly Guy costumes in 4XL, Bob.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Unlike the Chipmans, I’m not on board with ruining people for shits and giggles, especially if they’re not trying to be e-famous and just have the misfortune of being related to the Chipmans because their sister was desperate enough to marry Chris. I just find it interesting to ponder how they’d apply their own warped logic on these matters to themselves. They talk a big game about standing up to racists, and about how the confederate flag is inherently racist, yet here is one of their own beloved family members making it their profile pic and there’s not a peep from the Chipmans, who’d urge others to disavow. Many of this person’s other profile pics are of them holding Chris’s children, so he also lacks the courage of his convictions and allows someone he’d describe as a white supremacist to be a primary influence on his children. Interesting, no?

Spoiler: The photo of Bob’s nigger-hating friend

This is Chris’s wife’s sister. She’s in tons of their family photos, including with Bob, who is also her FB friend. Bob loves white supremacy!
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Given she's got the full FAS pu-pu platter going on here, I think we may have identified the tard vector is coming from Chris's wife's side of the fam.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Given she's got the full FAS pu-pu platter going on here, I think we may have identified the tard vector is coming from Chris's wife's side of the fam.

Alcoholism runs on both sides of the family, who'da thunk it. I think both sides also had the autism vectors (especially the chipman part), but if that idiot woman that Chris married drank during her pregnancy of Bob's niece, they have nobody to blame but themselves for her exceptionalism.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I’ll say one thing: Chris and Sarah’s kids are ridiculously adorable, especially their daughter. She looks like a living doll. And she deserves to be protected and given privacy, but neither the Chipmans nor Sarah’s family (the Desmonds) care about this child enough to grant her basic rights. Both Chris and his sister-in-law have delighted in outing this child’s developmental disorder for FB points. It’s sick.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I’ll say one thing: Chris and Sarah’s kids are ridiculously adorable, especially their daughter. She looks like a living doll. And she deserves to be protected and given privacy, but neither the Chipmans nor Sarah’s family (the Desmonds) care about this child enough to grant her basic rights. Both Chris and his sister-in-law have delighted in outing this child’s developmental disorder for FB points. It’s sick.

Mayonnaise ghouls gonna ghoul.

I wonder how much hatred of the wasteland Hellman's Ghouls is Bob's hatred of himself turned outwards.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

For posterity while we wait for him to disavow the white supremacist, here’s Bob and his Confederate flag-loving friend/relative:

 

[Mola Ram]

Alcoholism runs on both sides of the family, who'da thunk it. I think both sides also had the autism vectors (especially the chipman part), but if that idiot woman that Chris married drank during her pregnancy of Bob's niece, they have nobody to blame but themselves for her exceptionalism.

It's less realistic to expect someone who is swollen with Chipman spawn not to drink.

 

[Iwasamwillbe]

For posterity while we wait for him to disavow the white supremacist, here’s Bob and his Confederate flag-loving friend/relative:

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The fact that Bob has no children but his friend/relative does is just icing on the cake.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

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I would pay real money to watch Bob try and define what exactly makes this guy a douchebag as well what in the primitive culture is worth preserving and would be destroyed by this action.

As well as why it's a moral good for the natives to be left alone, but a moral wrong for any middle americans to ask for the same thing.

There is an argument to be made that we shouldn't just rush into contacting isolated tribes in the jungles of New Guinea and South America for fear of contaminating them with diseases they may not have been exposed too, or that we should document their stone-age culture to get a feel for how early humans lived, or that we need to ease them into the modern world so they aren't overwhelmed by it. In Anthropology there are tons of ethical guidelines to follow so your research on these primitive people is valid and accurate and you don't accidentally destroy their society. Bob just hates this guy performing missionary work because he's a Christian and thats bad according to the movies.

Holy hell when even Moviebob: Messiah of neoliberalism is lukewarm at best on your VP pick you know you're completely fucked

If Harris was an old white lady with the disposition of schoolmarm he would be all for her.

Mayonnaise ghouls gonna ghoul.

I wonder how much hatred of the wasteland Hellman's Ghouls is Bob's hatred of himself turned outwards.

At least 50%. Looking at how Bob and his slightly more successful brother live its clear they grew-up in a low class household where the trash was taken out only when it started overflowing and dinner was whatever take-out Ma Chipman picked up on the way home from work and Bob is embarrassed about it in the face of his more successful peers. The rest is him being bullied in school and whatever media he consooms always making fun of lower-class whites.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

It's less realistic to expect someone who is swollen with Chipman spawn not to drink.

Hey, that's uncalled for. Implying she actually bore Chipman seeds? For all we know her two children are only Chipman in name only.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Hey, that's uncalled for. Implying she actually bore Chipman seeds? For all we know her two children are only Chipman in name only.

Have you seen her? Only a Chipman would go near that. Anyway she claims she didn’t drink for her second pregnancy, no news on the first but I’m 100% for giving moms the benefit of the doubt on this. No matter what, those kids were never going to escape having Chipman DNA unscathed. The Desmond strands look pretty chewed up and spit out, too.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

I've often thought the Chipman patriarch looks a smidge like an aged, mustachioed James Woods - mostly because I mix up Woods and Eric Roberts and think Woods was the one in Star 80. Still, in Karmaland, Robert sees James Woods tweets and hears them in his father's voice.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Here’s another one of Bob and his white supremacist friend/relative that I forgot to post. This is from Xmas 2017, so you can see how much hair Bob has lost just in the past couple of years. Fat, bald, ugly and stupid is no way to go through life.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

Fat, bald, ugly and stupid is no way to go through life.

I think this advice is more appropriate for Bob