Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

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He's dunking chicken burgers into a bowl of melted, spicy butter. 600lbs, here he comes.
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Between this and his merchandise made to profit off of his rapidly depleting health, it's akin to a modern-day Adolf Frederick, a man who ate so extravagantly and excessively that he died from a ridiculously large meal he had one day. The term "attention whore" gets thrown around a lot, but Nic is as close as it gets to a literal whore for attention. He goes out of his way to fake stories most people would be ashamed to tell while doubling down on equally embarrassing but genuine events. I'm curious what the limit to his drive for attention is, because if he's already trying to profit off gradually eating himself to death, it isn't a stretch to think he'll make videos about relatives and loved ones dying as he shoves more and more food down his gullet.
 
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I'm just not sure why this chonker gets the views that he does. It's the same old shit, several times a day: Stark white background, a display of an unreasonable amount of fast food, pretend faggy bitchfights with Orlin, eye-rolling and "MMMMMMMMMM" noises as though he hasn't eaten this a dozen times before, shaking his nauseating gut...and yet he is still rolling in the coin. He must be banking all of it, because there have been no outward upgrades to his lifestyle, environment, or even decor.

The thing is, I have a feeling there's some kind of endgame here, and one day, Nik really will sign off for real. Maybe he knows that fatso feeder-porn mukbang channels such as his have a very limited shelf life. I have been away for a bit, but I think someone posted several pages back that he has some property in Hawaii. (?) Despite being a revolting attention whore, he's a smart kid, and may well be able to retire comfortably and use this obsessive drive to actually drop the pounds and live as normally as possible. Or perhaps not, and he's mentally and physically fucked forever. It's just unreal to see how and why he's doing what he's doing, and getting hundreds of thousands of views for what is literally the same thing over and over and over again. There's following "the saga" of a YouTube character, and then there's plain old Idiocracy.
 
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For all I know about Nik, he would end up becoming a giant blob of human flesh if he keeps this up, and he still wonders why he's so fat, he should eat more vegetables and fruit instead of eating a shovels worth of greasy fast food almost everyday. Even thinking about him eating that much makes me little uncomfortable.
 
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So a few people have commented on him taking “digs” at Amberlynn - I’m not sure if he is or if he’s friends with her.
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As for his Popeyes sandwich in hot spicy sauce video he pretty much admits that his fights and domestic violence videos are all fake and it’s hitting his other channel hard to do them because they’re getting demonitised so he’s having to pull back on then until he gets paid. Still kinda shitty that he fakes an awful situation but it confirms what we all knew and might get through to those idiots who still believe everything he does is genuine.
 
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draculasestateagent said:
So a few people have commented on him taking “digs” at Amberlynn - I’m not sure if he is or if he’s friends with her.
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As for his Popeyes sandwich in hot spicy sauce video he pretty much admits that his fights and domestic violence videos are all fake and it’s hitting his other channel hard to do them because they’re getting demonitised so he’s having to pull back on then until he gets paid. Still kinda shitty that he fakes an awful situation but it confirms what we all knew and might get through to those idiots who still believe everything he does is genuine.
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I figured they were fake because Nik's acting is pretty poor. Orlin seems eerily comfortable being a toxic partner, though, so that's interesting.
 
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Jesus christ, when you think it cannot get darker, today video was horrific. If he has not had a heart attack by Christmas I would be surprised. To do all that to your body whilst chucking vitamins at 20 minutes shows how deluded he is there is acting a fool purposely but eventually you will become it. Kinda buckled in just to see him die now tbh.
 
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I still can't wrap around my head why nikocado has been so devoted to this character, or this behaviour.
Maybe it's just his fat, addicted "it gives me what I want right this second and long term consequences are not my concern" way of thinking.
Perhaps it's just a convoluted coping mechanism of "ha I'm not ACTUALLY like this irl, I'm just self destructing in character haha"
What do you people think?
 
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knick said:
I still can't wrap around my head why nikocado has been so devoted to this character, or this behaviour.
Maybe it's just his fat, addicted "it gives me what I want right this second and long term consequences are not my concern" way of thinking.
Perhaps it's just a convoluted coping mechanism of "ha I'm not ACTUALLY like this irl, I'm just self destructing in character haha"
What do you people think?
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Money

For real, all his acting and characters are dedicated to getting him the most views, which means he gets money. If he wasn't demonetized, he'd still keep going with the domestic abuse skits. Everything Nick does is for money. All he has to do is eat messily on camera and he gets bank, show is slit on onlyfans and gets cash.

People do just as bad things as he does and get paid, so why not him? It doesn't take any work for him to be making pretty good checks.

I'm not saying he doesn't have issues, of course he does, but I really think most of it all is because he wants money without working toward it. Being a violinist, even with your natural talent, still requires so much more work than it's obvious he wants to put in. Which is sad, because he really did have some good talent and training. He could have been popular making violin covers, but again, that requires so much more work.
 
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Autisticats said:
Newfag here so sorry if I haven’t lurked enough but,

has Nikocado ever claimed that in his skinny vegan days that he had an *~ eating disorder ~* like Corrisa, Lipids and other fats?
I don’t want to tinfoil but the rate he ballooned it would make some sort of sense.
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no, I don’t think he’s ever admitted to having an eating disorder. He referred to vegans as a cult and he was brainwashed. But never said he’s had an eating disorder. As far as I know.
 
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Nicotine Fetish said:
no, I don’t think he’s ever admitted to having an eating disorder. He referred to vegans as a cult and he was brainwashed. But never said he’s had an eating disorder. As far as I know.
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Ah I see.

Can almost give him credit though, at least this butter golem isn’t claiming his 20000 calorie Taco Bell binges on ‘muh anorexia recovery’:stress:
 
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