🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Bryan Dunn]

Everyone does realize that when Gaydor does this Solo Killstream, Ralph is going to drunkenly fucking crash it to own the alogs right? The Pillstream is gonna continue tonight.

 

[Elric of Melnibone]

Ethans 'Makers Mark' gimmick is lifted straight from Ghost True Capitalist radio who has always boasted about his Johnnie Walker Blue Label ever since I can remember. Ethan just chose a mid tier bourbon because even he knew no one would believe he was drinking high end stuff every day. He has always been a sad mimic of a handful of characters he idolizes(Trump, Dick, Howard Stern, Hunter S Thompson).

Well that and there is no way Ralph could afford blue with lemons, red maybe, but not blue. I am a Johnnie Walker Black man myself but even it is too expensive for gunts lemon party.

 

[Disheveled Human]

It's a sign from the Corn Gods!

 

[Justalukerboi]

where's my achievement for catching up to the latest page of this thread

has dick inadvertently outed himself as a pedo and CP connoisseur?

Dick is pretty clear he doesn't think "hoes and thots" even if underage by the law should be given a free pass when they fuck around and shit. I mean did you hear his tictok rant or instagram thing? I forget which it was but clearly he doesn't think of them as victims but attention whores trying to get a leg up as early as possible.

edit - just letting everyone know. Not agreeing with it. Just how i understood it.

 

[Disheveled Human]

While it's fun to speculate how much worse it can get, we're going to find out soon enough. Here's a real imagination workout: How does Ethan Ralph possibly turn this into a win?

Faith is some weird exhibitionist who loves the attention and is on board with it, she fly's back to Virginia with the gunt.

 

[LoreFlexer]

Ralph is still on parole.

People keep saying this, but it's not true, that ended a while ago.
Edit: I was probably wrong about this, Ade claims he's still on parole.

 

[bearycool]

Faith is some weird exhibitionist who loves the attention and is on board with it, she fly's back to Virginia with the gunt.

Well, Ralph is a gunt-slutmaker AND partaker, after all.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Imagine somehow stumbling across his website for some god forsaken reason without knowing about this and this is one of the first things you see this

 

[gh0stzero]

Everyone does realize that when Gaydor does this Solo Killstream, Ralph is going to drunkenly fucking crash it to own the alogs right? The Pillstream is gonna continue tonight.

Please Bryan if you're right about just one thing please let it be this.

 

[Delicious Diversity]

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Imfao, that was quick. Nicely done and many thanks.

 

[johnisdeer]

So for newcomers and old farmers the phrase "The Ralph Retort" came from a story ralph told where a woman was giving him a bj and accidentally threw up on his cock.
I say nay though!, The Ralph Retort is when you get so angry and drunk you leak your own abominable sextape to the world only to have it blow up in your face spectacularly.

Also holy shit this thread has been moving fast, god bless you corn farmers , may we harvest eternally in the sun.

 

[Polinky]

Any updates on Faith at all, even her just saying anything wether it's relevant or not? Or is it safe to assume she's quietly flown back home with her parents?
Dick calling her a whore and Ralph calling himself a slut maker/partaker is pretty telling. I hope she's been long out of Guntsville now.

 

[Sam Losco]

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Are ya winning Dax

https://twitter.com/LABasedComedian/status/1293341619656089602?s=20

Is Maddax rage quiting? That looks like a rage quit. He's throwing his controller at the wall. He's picking his ball up and going home while muttering that we're just a bunch of assholes.

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

Any updates on Faith at all, even her just saying anything wether it's relevant or not? Or is it safe to assume she's quietly flown back home with her parents?
Dick calling her a whore and Ralph calling himself a slut maker/partaker is pretty telling. I hope she's been long out of Guntsville now.

Ethan is going to send his 5 remaining capos to the Vicker household.

 

[Kraut]

Have a request: would anyone with greater technical ability than myself be willing to recreate this scene from Interstellar using the Gunt?

 

[Kaiser Aura]

Shared the gunt with my wife. My fucking sides

 

[Unog]

Dick is pretty clear he doesn't think "hoes and thots" even if underage by the law should be given a free pass when they fuck around and shit. I mean did you hear his tictok rant or instagram thing? I forget which it was but clearly he doesn't think of them as victims but attention whores trying to get a leg up as early as possible.

Oh, my bad. I forgot it's okay to endorse fucking kids as long as you're clear about it.

 

[Heavy Rainfall]

While it's fun to speculate how much worse it can get, we're going to find out soon enough. Here's a real imagination workout: How does Ethan Ralph possibly turn this into a win?

He could try to get his life together and get a real job, but that might not even be possible if he gets charged for revenge porn

 

[instythot]

Dame pivots to the Guntless Ralph show when?

Also, I remembered this since the bourbon shelf placement debate is on again:

Bourbon whiskey, which gets its name from Bourbon County, Kentucky,where most bourbon is made, is distilled from a grain mash that's at least 51% corn (but usually 65% to 80%) and may also contain barley, rye, and sometimes wheat (as in Maker's Mark brand).

The harvest was inevitable. Ethan anointed himself for slaughter with the sacred oils of the harvester

 

[bearycool]

Tl:dr : the Gunt is a Slut Maker.