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[CobraPlissken]

Not sure if this is off-topic, but the other person responded: https://archive.md/N6rNl

At least one part of the story lines up with the alleged event in Hailey's pinned tweet: https://archive.md/Z0VMX

This is just too funny if you visualize it. Imagine three grown-up men in dresses hysterically (testerically?) yelling at each other to the point one of them "attempts suicide" (probably tried to cut his wrists with a butter knife) and another has to hide in his bedroom and pee out the window.

 

[BallBuster]

Not sure if this is off-topic, but the other person responded: https://archive.md/N6rNl

At least one part of the story lines up with the alleged event in Hailey's pinned tweet: https://archive.md/Z0VMX

A half dozen degenerate troons with a million ABCs yell at each other and fail at Suicide. Wish these weirdos would get a new gimmick

 

[Mackerel Fish Stew]

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1292907248100896768 (archive)
No comment.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Not sure if this is off-topic, but the other person responded: https://archive.md/N6rNl

At least one part of the story lines up with the alleged event in Hailey's pinned tweet: https://archive.md/Z0VMX

Also interesting, Halies pinned tweet is somthing like “my room mate just tired to commit suicide in front of me, I need to get out (link to gfm)”

very naughty that you didn’t mention you guys were in a relationship (granted most trannies try to Minecraft irl so I t could just be a coincidence)

onto Kevin’s mess of a selfie, the side shave makes him look like he has a grey streak.

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No comment.

Kevin is going to fulfill the prophecy and go full Mr. Garrison and undo his SRS isn’t he?

 

[Billy Budd]

Not a single characteristic of this man reads as female at all.

 

[Paul Barker!]

I would just like to point out that hayley fucked up that side shave. Kevin is going to have bad and awkward outgrowth right along the edge of the crop line. Fade it or don’t, but don’t leave a part like that. It’ll look like dogshit in about a week. Love, every sk8r/riotgrrl/ska fan that has ever lived.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

But who actually sits down to watch two hours of porn for fucks sake?

Coomers who decide it's a good idea to cut off their dicks,

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

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No comment.

Is this the Kevin Cumbrain way of coping??

Did regret rear its ugly head and the only way for this perverted degenerate to deal with it is to invent a forced femme fetish fantasy and pretend the multilation of his genitals wasn't his fault?

 

[stupid frog]

Finally, there will be chicks on this tranch.

https://twitter.com/TenaciousRanch/status/1293305660612816896

 

[Chewing Character]

Finally, there will be chicks on this tranch.

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https://twitter.com/TenaciousRanch/status/1293305660612816896

We're gonna need a Taylor Nicole Dean-style animal counter soon, but here's what I got so far off the top of my head:

• 50+ alpaca (actively breeding)
• 30+ sheep
• 7 dogs (including puppies they are claiming they will sell)
• 2 goats
• 55 chicks (incoming)
• 2 cats

With a previous visitor to Outer Kevin saying the alpacas were in bad shape, I am not optimistic.

 

[In the Sick of It]

We're gonna need a Taylor Nicole Dean-style animal counter soon, but here's what I got so far off the top of my head:

• 50+ alpaca (actively breeding)
• 30+ sheep
• 7 dogs (including puppies they are claiming they will sell)
• 2 goats
• 55 chicks (incoming)
• 2 cats

With a previous visitor to Outer Kevin saying the alpacas were in bad shape, I am not optimistic.

They also have ducks, but I don't remember how many. I think there also might be more than 2 cats.

 

[Azafran90]

Those chicks are going to peak each other to hell if the piles of cats and dogs don't get to them first...

 

[glass_houses]

They also have ducks, but I don't remember how many. I think there also might be more than 2 cats.

I think there's seven cats.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Sounds like animal hoarding

 

[the khat quaffer]

Not sure if this is off-topic, but the other person responded: https://archive.md/N6rNl

At least one part of the story lines up with the alleged event in Hailey's pinned tweet: https://archive.md/Z0VMX

I swear to fucking God with this "they them their" shit. I can never fucking tell if they're talking about one person or several. Grammar exists for a fucking reason you degenerates.

 

[Troon Anthropologist]

Sounds like animal hoarding

If this was a working ranch, that number of animals would be nothing to worry about.
This is a dysfunctional tranch run by dysfunctional troons though, so I don’t have much hope for the poor critters. Think one of the troons that escaped mentioned them starving the animals when they couldn’t afford feed.

@tokay
They also have some ducks.

 

[stupid frog]

Is Jen the one he shares a room with? I don't pay attention to their names.

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1293341228398829573

I wasn't going to bother posting this, but it's kind of noteworthy what accounts are named. And blatant who uses it the most.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

I wasn't going to bother posting this, but it's kind of noteworthy what accounts are named. And blatant who uses it the most.

My guess is that Kevsie created all those accounts and the others rarely get to use them. Doubt Penny would call their account "Mistress", it seems like a stupid Kevin thing to do.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

If they're not fucking these animals they are neglecting them

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Those chicks are going to peak each other to hell if the piles of cats and dogs don't get to them first...

On the bright side, maybe the neglected animal problem will sort itself out. Cats and dogs get fat on chicken, chicks don't have to suffer.