Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

Dickocado Fagocado said:

He's dunking chicken burgers into a bowl of melted, spicy butter. 600lbs, here he comes.
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Jesus.

I can't describe how much this dude makes me sick anytime that I try to watch his videos. How this man isn't dead yet escapes me.

draculasestateagent said:
So a few people have commented on him taking “digs” at Amberlynn - I’m not sure if he is or if he’s friends with her.
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As for his Popeyes sandwich in hot spicy sauce video he pretty much admits that his fights and domestic violence videos are all fake and it’s hitting his other channel hard to do them because they’re getting demonitised so he’s having to pull back on then until he gets paid. Still kinda shitty that he fakes an awful situation but it confirms what we all knew and might get through to those idiots who still believe everything he does is genuine.
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A part of me feels that, yes, the violence that we see on video is fake, but there must be some real abuse happening behind the scenes.
 
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draculasestateagent said:

Not watched this past a minute or so yet but I’m pretty sure he shit the bed again and he’s going to show it on camera.
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He does indeed show it on camera. I would post a screenshot but the Kiwi Farms collectively has the imagery for a shit-stained bed imbedded in its brain.
 
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sentfrommyiphone said:
Being a violinist, even with your natural talent, still requires so much more work than it's obvious he wants to put in. Which is sad, because he really did have some good talent and training. He could have been popular making violin covers, but again, that requires so much more work.
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Sure, he's talented, and has studied with some strong violin professors, per his LinkedIn. It takes a lot of practic to get to his level, but to maintain visibility and "gigs" in the profession requires continual practice and hustle, too, unless you want to languish teaching with tenure in some town you hate living in.

Most string musicians that aren't concert soloist level try to get into an orchestra; however, it costs, on average, about $1,000 for each audition. There's a fee (that's usually a couple of hundred dollars) just to audition, and orchestras do not pay to fly you out and put you up in a hotel. They're non-profit, and often have trouble breaking even. I can't imagine how many are going to be deeply in the red with this sustained quarantine. Washington DC's National Symphony Orchestra just laid off their musicians without pay.

No matter how talented you are, though, you're not going to make Taylor Swift money--the interest in classical music just isn't broad enough. You won't get rich eating yourself to death, either, but you'll have all the narc supply attention you're craving.
 
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Dickocado Fagocado said:
Maybe he's doing a two for one, appealing to the feeder porn fans as well as the scat porn fans.
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He definitely is. The whole farting thing has stuck around for a while, and then he was testing the waters with the poop fiasco. Now that he saw that it attracts (negative) attention, he's going all out. His parents must be proud. /sneed
 
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Boot Liquor said:
Everyone watch the last 30 seconds right now
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Man, that's just a lose-lose. If he actually took a massive big-boy dump on his chair, he's perceived as a lunatic with fecal incontinence who will use that fact for attention.

If it's fake, which it most likely is, he's a pathetic attention-starved lunatic who will pretend to have the above for attention.

Both just show the sheer level of shamelessness he has. If only Nik was aware of how many people get views just clipping his footage and laughing over it. It's much more preferable than having to sit through otherwise mundane footage.
 
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I called it a couple of months ago: these two are scat queens. They've been inching towards this with every video, and are seeing how far they can go publicly with it. From farts to talking about bowel movements to the tiny squirt on his chair to...this, it's clear they are into shit play. And even though the bed stain is fake (Orlin is the worst actor) as is the dump on his chair, they are getting off on this in more ways than one.
 
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Let's assume he really did shit. Either he did this mukbang without pants on or he cut a hole in the pants right where his asshole is. Both of those possibilities are horrific on levels I could never convey.

Also, I love how he says, "Usually, after I load up on fire noodles, my body wakes me up to diarrhea. This time it didn't because I had a sleep debt, isn't that crazy, guys? Write in the comments below if you wake up at 3 am after doing the fire noodle challenge to blow your asshole out."
 
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Boot Liquor said:
Everyone watch the last 30 seconds right now
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You'll want to watch from 48:10 on. Before the shit scene, Nik waves and says, "Nik, edit this out. Orlin, bring the beans now." I guess we're supposed to realize that he's been using beans and/or other items as fake shit this whole time. What a shock! It's such a shame Nik ~accidentally~ left that clip in and it was revealed to us. 🙄
 
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A borscht-on said:
I called it a couple of months ago: these two are scat queens. They've been inching towards this with every video, and are seeing how far they can go publicly with it. From farts to talking about bowel movements to the tiny squirt on his chair to...this, it's clear they are into shit play. And even though the bed stain is fake (Orlin is the worst actor) as is the dump on his chair, they are getting off on this in more ways than one.
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I agree with this, c’mon Nick become the diaper fetish feeder queen you’re destined to be :cryblood:
 
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