🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Joe Swanson]

if that woman is pregnant, what do you think is gonna happen to Ralph?

my best guess is he'd get a visit from Mr Vickers

 

[DiceLord]

if that woman is pregnant, what do you think is gonna happen to Ralph?

The retort will be thoroughly aborted.

 

[Dell Conagher]

if that woman is pregnant, what do you think is gonna happen to Ralph?

Mandatory child support

 

[Guntburglar]

Rands avoidance of the tape is going to put me to sleep.

Nigger, no one cares about stickbug memes. Talk about your beholden gunts' perpetual downward spiral.

 

[MeltyTW]

Well now i know where the core of Ralph's support is, incels who've never had an actual father figure and think being a mud wallowing pig is the perfect way to rebel against a feminized world. Tbf most replies were shit talk and some fans who disagreed with ralph but still:


i left one guy out because he mentioned screenshots and hell either have to come here and post and make an ass of himself or screenshot and post while saying im a beta for doing it

 

[Grim_Autismo]

if that woman is pregnant, what do you think is gonna happen to Ralph?

He's going to disappear into the bottom of The Great Dismal swamp, that's what.

 

[Soobysoob]

jesus christ he even finished inside...

may the gunt grow stronger with every succeeding generation

 

[Noproblemo]

Ralph in the Warski Dlive chat is basically gonna go the nothing happened route instead of shutting his fat gunt up lmao.

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And that's what we love about him.

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

I havent caught a warski stream since he burbt his nipple but this is fucking retarded. He is taking forever to say very little

Protip, you should never, as a streamer, be addressing bans and mutes. Thats the job for your mods and the fact that its taking this much of your show to discuss bans/mutes means you've gone right into Wings and DSP territory

 

[AnOminous]

jesus christ he even finished inside...

Not very far inside though.

 

[Kaiser Aura]

Now that things have died down for the moment, I'm digesting the Cornography in full for the first time...with PPP and Godwinson's commentary. It was linked in PPP's thread but it's relevant so I'll link it here:

The Shit Harvest

It's slow starting out, but around 56 minutes into a 2 hour stream I can't stop laughing.

IT'S NAWT POOOOOOO!!

If I feel ambitious enough I might clip some of the funnier bits.

 

[Perspicacity]

Well now i know where the core of Ralph's support is, incels who've never had an actual father figure and think being a mud wallowing pig is the perfect way to rebel against a feminized world. Tbf most replies were shit talk and some fans who disagreed with ralph but still:

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i left one guy out because he mentioned screenshots and hell either have to come here and post and make an ass of himself or screenshot and post while saying im a beta for doing it

"Please keep doing the Killstream, I have literally nothing else in my life but your show. I already hung the noose up, please don't make me use it. Please Ralph you're my only friend, I give you half my pay check just so you'll talk to me."

 

[Desktop User2]

They are defending Ralph's dick size on Andy's (a donation). The absolute state of the gunt guard

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

Notes of the Segment
>Andy gives a "negative" clap to the Ralph sex tape.
>They seem to want to vaguely talk about the details and doing it in a very slow way. At least his gay co-host talks slow.
>Andy does not want to talk about the drama guys
>stupid co-host keeps making stupid jokes about jacking off to it
>Andy tells Ralph to not personally tape his sex tape
>both go off on some gay tirade
>repeat the same point of recording pornography
>he does not know Ralph leaked it himself but he says if he did do it, he will disavow
>says he won't bully Ralph over it
>tells him he has a show to do and stop with the drama
>Andy gives Ralph some advice about himself and how Andy was involved with drama
>Andy says most drama is grimy and thinks the Ralph drama is dumb
>Ralph is in chat apparently (can't see it cause no dlive account)
>the drama is not funny guys
>Andy tells him to take a break
>Andy still shows his loyalty to Ralph and believes Ralph can improve
>"THOSE DAMN A-LOG KIWIFARMERS" Andy say's he has no time for it
>Andy says he is not Metokur's son?
>Andy is going to Portugal
>it's clear they don't have a good idea of the events leading to it
>Ralph superchats that he has shows on Thursday on Friday
>Andy assures it will be fine for Ralph
>oyy veyyyy Mundane Matt can't criticize Ralph eventhough it's legit
>also no calls tonight lmao
>also guntguard disavows but still won't attack their mensch Sir Ethan Ralph

tl;dr: Andy does not approve of Ralph filming the sex tape and will probably disavow since he leaked it. Andy basically won't make fun of Ralph and wants him to improve and gives him advice.

 

[Disheveled Human]

Uh oh Andy just told Ralph what to do

 

[You're a Big Guy]

Not very far inside though.

There's still a chance no matter small that he knocked her up. That spawn is a horrifying thought.

 

[Sam Losco]

Andy isn't going to say anything good anyway. He's not going to turn on the gunt.

 

[Draza]

if that woman is pregnant, what do you think is gonna happen to Ralph?

Grow up and become a responsible father..... oh who am I kidding, he'll most likely flee the country.

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

Uh oh Andy just told Ralph what to do

You don't tell me what to do Anddyyyy

 

[Heavy Rainfall]

I havent caught a warski stream since he burbt his nipple but this is fucking retarded. He is taking forever to say very little

Protip, you should never, as a streamer, be addressing bans and mutes. Thats the job for your mods and the fact that its taking this much of your show to discuss bans/mutes means you've gone right into Wings and DSP territory

This kinda makes me think the theory that Ralph has dirt on most of the gunt guard has some merit. He seems like he's being really careful before he tries to talk about it

Edit: Who is Andy's show even meant to appeal to?