🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Eugene90]

Grow up and become a responsible father..... oh am I kidding, he'll most likely flee the country.

That's very optimistic.

But the moment he started calling others slut and picking fights on internet, any hopes of him being a responsible parental figure flies out of the fucking window.

 

[AnOminous]

There's still a chance no matter small that he knocked her up. That spawn is a horrifying thought.

Imagine the combination of the Gunt's autism and obesity and the meth mouth's fetal alcohol syndrome and god knows what other drug abuse during the pregnancy. Kid will make Chris-Chan look like a normie.

 

[bearycool]

There's still a chance no matter small that he knocked her up. That spawn is a horrifying thought.

So who wants to do the "Our Daughter" image filter combining the two faces together?

 

[MeltyTW]

pay check

tl;dr: Andy does not approve of Ralph filming the sex tape and will probably disavow since he leaked it. Andy basically won't make fun of Ralph and wants him to improve and gives him advice.

Andy you tried to have 3 people killed in cold buddy, you dont get to give advice or rant about alogs because we never held a gun to your head

That's very optimistic.

But the moment he started calling others slut and picking fights on internet, any hopes of him being a responsible parental figure flies out of the fucking window.

why are we entertaining any possibilities besides the obvious abortion?

 

[Stunk]

Andy isn't going to say anything good anyway. He's not going to turn on the gunt.

Andy’s mods are rabid and he’s drunk off his ass

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

Andy you tried to have 3 people killed in cold buddy, you dont get to give advice or rant about alogs because we never held a gun to your head

We should never expect Low IQ Warski to ever make a rational thought.

 

[You're a Big Guy]

Imagine the combination of the Gunt's autism and obesity and the meth mouth's fetal alcohol syndrome and god knows what other drug abuse during the pregnancy. Kid will make Chris-Chan look like a normie.

I'm sickened and curious.

 

[MeltyTW]

We should never expect Low IQ Warski to ever make a rational thought.

i just love no matter what fucked shit anyone here does or says about him they have the moral high ground unless they actually break into his house and put a firearm to his temple, and even then theyre still breaking even

 

[semiurgent]

The truth revealed.

 

[Psicopax]

I tried to fix the puddin' a little since the original gets cut off at the right edge.
It looks a little wonkey since i had to hand draw frame by frame but it might be a little better? Up to you guys.

Also tagging @Null in case this one makes for a better emote

 

[Funkmaster]

In wrapping up the events of today ladies and gentlemen.... let me say this:

We expected a corn harvest .... But got to see a cornhole harvest.

 

[bearycool]

All I know is that Ralph is not a slut.

He is just a SLUTMAKER and PARTAKER

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

The truth revealed.
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The Earth looks like a pig nose

 

[Noproblemo]

There's still a chance no matter small that he knocked her up. That spawn is a horrifying thought.

That's gonna be a nasty case of fetal alcohol syndrome.

 

[Disheveled Human]

After tonight's abort stream there is no salvaging long term, no excuse, no nothing. It's a disgusting situation we all need to shoulder as a scar on the brain for the rest of our lives the only way to get reparations of this situation is the complete and utter embarrassment of the gunt itself.

No I do not want him dead
No I do not want his career crippled

But Yes I want him to fucking squirm so I can come to grips of the maiming of the mind the video caused.

 

[Soobysoob]

Not very far inside though.

Nature always finds a way

 

[Sam Losco]

Faith, if you're reading this, if you get pregnant with Ralph's kid, and you can prove it with a DNA test, I will personally pay for the abortion. I don't even like abortion, I don't believe it should be used as a "whoops" thing, but I will pay for it to prevent you two fucked up people from having a child.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Now that things have died down for the moment, I'm digesting the Cornography in full for the first time...with PPP and Godwinson's commentary. It was linked in PPP's thread but it's relevant so I'll link it here:

The Shit Harvest

It's slow starting out, but around 56 minutes into a 2 hour stream I can't stop laughing.

IT'S NAWT POOOOOOO!!

If I feel ambitious enough I might clip some of the funnier bits.

I'm so happy Godwinson showed up for the Harvest. His bravado is always entertaining, even when its reviewing the worst amateur pornography ever made.

"PAUSE IT! PAUSE IT! PAUSE IT!"

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

Faith, if you're reading this, if you get pregnant with Ralph's kid, and you can prove it with a DNA test, I will personally pay for the abortion. I don't even like abortion, I don't believe it should be used as a "whoops" thing, but I will pay for it to prevent you two fucked up people from having a child.

We cannot have Sir Ethan Ralph II to become reality.

 

[Lone Outsider]

If there is anything I've learnt from this mess involving the sex tape, it's that some of the people involved including Ralph are some of the most insecure, overcompensation, sexually frustrated and pathetic people around. Just look at their attitude to sex. Oh I know about what to be careful about women but in the other isle, we got people like Ralph, a grown ass man that still act like hormonal teenager who brag about his shitty sex life, thinking he's a gods of porn.

However, the fallout from the sex tape as been beyond funny and reminds me that it's not worth getting mad at these people, because it's far better to laugh at them instead.