NEWSFLASH! Furfag Terrorist is Aprehended!

I had stuff on my Facebook feed popping up about this guy threatening to blow people's heads off...with a pellet gun.
 
UtopiaGuy said:
In many cases, furries are their own worst enemy. Really. I know this may be hard to believe, but it's true.
Click to expand...
And they're cliquey as fuck, which brings in why they're smack talking him right now but still seem to tolerate them. I got wallflowered by a bunch of them when I joined some stupid forum and had no idea some furries were part of. Basically the feels that got me was "Oh hey lets call every other furry by their real names, except you guys, you guys are boring."

What can you expect from people who refuse to grow up from their high school years.
 
  • Feels
Reactions: 2Spoopy and KingofManga420
Valiant said:
What can you expect from people who refuse to grow up from their high school years.
Click to expand...

Many of them are still in their high school years, or not far removed from them. A lot of furries seem to be between 14 and their early 20s. It explains a lot about the way they see the world and interact with people. Also maturity issues and stuff
 
  • Agree
  • Feels
Reactions: dead76, José Mourinho, Stratomsk and 2 others
UtopiaGuy said:
Many of them are still in their high school years, or not far removed from them. A lot of furries seem to be between 14 and their early 20s. It explains a lot about the way they see the world and interact with people. Also maturity issues and stuff
Click to expand...
This is pretty true. And the people that are past that age gap and are still in furry? A lot of them tend to be extreme hipsters who act like they're only a furry for irony's sake, but then they go to a ton of conventions and end up acting like a teenager's first part with alcohol.

So they make fun of awkward "older" furries while they're in their late 20's acting like awkward teenagers that just discovered /b/.
 
  • Agree
Reactions: José Mourinho and UtopiaGuy
UtopiaGuy said:
Many of them are still in their high school years, or not far removed from them. A lot of furries seem to be between 14 and their early 20s. It explains a lot about the way they see the world and interact with people. Also maturity issues and stuff
Click to expand...

To go along with that, the vast majority of "older" furries squabble and fight just like a bunch of cliquey teenagers. "Growing up" just isn't a thing furries do. One of the biggest, most amazing insults you can do in furry is just ignore someone you don't want anything to do with. Said furry will just go nuts wanting to know "OMG Y U no talk 2 me!".
 
  • Agree
Reactions: UtopiaGuy
fartknocker said:
This is pretty true. And the people that are past that age gap and are still in furry? A lot of them tend to be extreme hipsters who act like they're only a furry for irony's sake, but then they go to a ton of conventions and end up acting like a teenager's first part with alcohol.
Click to expand...

Being a furry is bad enough, but being an "ironic" furry is shit. If there's ever a furry shoah, the hipsters get put against the wall first.
 
  • Agree
Reactions: Coldgrip
Why would he go from chemicals to a using a firearm? Guns are way less subtle. They give you away almost immediately. If he really wanted to get some furocide going, he should have tried to create a more noxious mixture like mustard gas. All you need for that is chloride and bleach and that kills people pretty fast.

Also, getting caught is such a cop-out. He totally blew it and exposed himself, thus removing any mystique or intrigue from the equation.
 
I remember in chat someone was talking about how we need to find the "next Nick Bate" and lo and behold we get a pants shitting maniac. Be careful what you wish for.
 
  • Feels
Reactions: Megahertz
hurrhurrhurr said:
I remember in chat someone was talking about how we need to find the "next Nick Bate" and lo and behold we get a pants shitting maniac. Be careful what you wish for.
Click to expand...

I wished for a coordinated assault on furry conventions with weaponized mustard gas and all I got was disappointment.
 
  • Winner
Reactions: AN/ALR56
CFAryTnVIAAx0E6.jpg
 
  • Feels
Reactions: Count groudon
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back