🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[wildgoose]

Faith, if you're reading this, if you get pregnant with Ralph's kid, and you can prove it with a DNA test, I will personally pay for the abortion. I don't even like abortion, I don't believe it should be used as a "whoops" thing, but I will pay for it to prevent you two fucked up people from having a child.

I think the abortion should be crowdfunded. That way the fetus can look around and be like "Et tu, KiwiFarms?"

 

[AnOminous]

why are we entertaining any possibilities besides the obvious abortion?

Anyone dumb enough to get raw dogged by the Gunt might also be dumb enough to bear his tard baby.

 

[Sam Losco]

Here is the interview with Ade, with chat. HD is still processing.

Edit - Oh yeah, there are a couple audio hiccups in the beginning as I was adjusting the virtual setup I did.

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

I think the abortion should be crowdfunded. That way the fetus can look around and be like "Et tu, KiwiFarms?"

You damn a-loggers killed my son. You can't laugh at my dead son.

 

[b0o0pinsn0o0tz]

Faith, if you're reading this, if you get pregnant with Ralph's kid, and you can prove it with a DNA test, I will personally pay for the abortion. I don't even like abortion, I don't believe it should be used as a "whoops" thing, but I will pay for it to prevent you two fucked up people from having a child.

No, they should absolutely live with the shame it would be funnier.

 

[UnKillFill]

No, they should absolutely live with the shame it would be funnier.

But should the kid have to live with that shame?

 

[MeltyTW]

Anyone dumb enough to get raw dogged by the Gunt might also be dumb enough to bear his tard baby.

Imagine being little Ethan Jr, your first moments of existence are harsh both from your many deformities and your parent's loveless treatment. This horrific existence is yours, a little guntling fresh from the brood struggling with your siblings for life sustaining (barely) scraps that occasionally fall from Ethan's meal trough. Your idea of love is being a chad wannabe until a girl traps you and then makes you her bitch for life. Youre a pawn for mom to milk ethan's lemons and your dad uses you to own the alogs on kiwi,

you dont know what a kiwifarms is but one day, as he often does, your father falls asleep watching soph's feet and you go to kiwiframs. the first thing you see is a bunch of posters responding to all of ethan's cope/family photos that he now spams on the forums to own null and all the negative comments dabbing on your heinous existence. youre devastated but a little glimmer of hope enters your heart, you realize that the posters love any news of the gunt.

your closest experience to love is posting under a sock account about your shitty father and your own miserable existence and getting ratings from kiwi farmers as your dad slips further and further into anger and booze.

 

[Quijibo69]

This is the worst way to delete yourself online and in life in general.
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[Epsteindidnothingwrong]

Faith, if you're reading this, if you get pregnant with Ralph's kid, and you can prove it with a DNA test, I will personally pay for the abortion. I don't even like abortion, I don't believe it should be used as a "whoops" thing, but I will pay for it to prevent you two fucked up people from having a child.

Let these retards take responsibility for something instead of enabling their degeneracy.

 

[DiceLord]

Let these retards take responsibility for something instead of enabling their degeneracy.

No child deserves the shame of having Ethan Ralph as a father.

 

[Disheveled Human]

Was anyone else surprised about ade's age (40+) I from the scraps passed trolling through this shit fest woulda guessed maybe late 20's. No wonder people were memeing she was an alien. deceptive pictures I guess.

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

>oyy veyyyy Mundane Matt can't criticize Ralph even though it's legit

For fucks sake, how do you come away from all this still thinking that Matt is the worse off of the two?

"I mean yeah, Ralph might've flown a barely legal girl out to live with him, insulted her father repeatedly online, forced her into the limelight despite her clearly being uncomfortable with it, and leaked a sex tape online... but look at this stupid hot take Matt posted on twitter!"

I'll state now, for the record, that Matt Jarbo is objectively a better human being than Ralph.

Aside from the flagging incident, what has he done to really embarrass himself? He's a stepfather and he drives for Uber. Oooh, scandalous. That's not to say that those two things are off the table for shit he can be mocked for, but you'd think that Ralph and his posse would take one second to look in a mirror before trying to pass judgement.

 

[wildgoose]

Was anyone else surprised about ade's age I from the scraps passed through trolling through this shit fest woulda guessed maybe late 20's. No wonder people were memeing she was an alien. deceptive pictures I guess.

I think the "alien gf" might be his pre-GamerGate gf (different chick), but there's no rule saying you can't have two alien gfs.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

Was anyone else surprised about ade's age I from the scraps passed through trolling through this shit fest woulda guessed maybe late 20's. No wonder people were memeing she was an alien. deceptive pictures I guess.

She looks like a woman in her mid to late 30s to me, but not everyone decays by 34 like Ethan Ralph does.

I think the "alien gf" might be his pre-GamerGate gf (different chick), but there's no rule saying you can't have two alien gfs.
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What in the fuck is that? Jesus Christ it's like all the attributes that make the Irish otherworldly (eyes either spaced too close or too far apart) but none of the upsides (great hair, petite facial features)

 

[Disheveled Human]

I think the "alien gf" might be his pre-GamerGate gf (different chick), but there's no rule saying you can't have two alien gfs.
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Yeah She was always kinda sketchy looking for sure. Even her glamour shots were something I would never pursue.

 

[wildgoose]

For fucks sake, how do you come away from all this still thinking that Matt is the worse off of the two?

"I mean yeah, Ralph might've flown a barely legal girl out to live with him, insulted her father repeatedly online, forced her into the limelight despite her clearly being uncomfortable with it, and leaked a sex tape online... but look at this stupid hot take Matt posted on twitter!"

I'll state now, for the record, that Matt Jarbo is objectively a better human being than Ralph.

Aside from the flagging incident, what has he done to really embarrass himself? He's a stepfather and he drives for Uber. Oooh, scandalous. That's not to say that those two things are off the table for shit he can be mocked for, but you'd think that Ralph and his posse would take one second to look in a mirror before trying to pass judgement.

Matt has his own house, a family, a stable income, and took charge of his own life rather than being forced to by the law. He had a hard time letting go last year, but after the video I saw of him yesterday, he's clearly much happier than I've ever seen him before. Not everybody needs to be some kind of e-celeb for a living and I think he finally came to grips with that.

 

[Aurora]

I think the abortion should be crowdfunded. That way the fetus can look around and be like "Et tu, KiwiFarms?"

http://chng.it/SCCpmM76VG

 

[Foolish Samurai Warrior]

Is the frontpage gif what I think it is?

 

[Festivus]

I made a joke in Warski's chat, got muted by moderators and then 5 SECONDS LATER that co-host (literally who?) made the EXACT SAME joke. Andy's show is unwatchable anyways.

 

[Disheveled Human]

The only crowdfunded shit at this point I would drop dime on is the Vickers vs Ralph Case if the family chose to pursue it out of posterity and funnieness.