🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

Status
Not open for further replies.
wildgoose said:
It's a lot easier to have a "live and let live" mentality when it doesn't involve somebody you physically live with. For me, I was off-and-on with him for years. Things would be good for a couple years but then I'd say one little thing that rubbed him wrong and he'd start making threats and malicious insults. It's like having a family member who's a drug addict (hmm, go figure). You want to give them second chances because you see likable characteristics in them that are worth salvaging, but every inch you give them, they ultimately take a mile and burn you in the end. It's tough, but eventually you gotta recognize that it isn't them making simple screw-ups and you need to cut them off completely. They're abusive and that isn't something that just "goes away" because of a few months of mandatory AA meetings.
Click to expand...

Your karaoke streams on stream me are part of my inspiration for the guntreoke album, so that's something I guess.
 
  • Like
  • Feels
Reactions: Count groudon, Horus, TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo and 2 others
6MillionBicycles said:
This all happening so close to BoulderGate is glorious.

Truly the universe works in odd ways
Click to expand...
another insane coincidence, it happened one month exact from boulder gate, the same day mc jarbo says ethan is actually less than matt, the universe itself is confirming that ethan is indeed worse than matt objectively with a cosmically contrived coincidence
 
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: Count groudon, not william stenchever, Therion and 2 others
wildgoose said:
Matt has his own house, a family, a stable income, and took charge of his own life rather than being forced to by the law. He had a hard time letting go last year, but after the video I saw of him yesterday, he's clearly much happier than I've ever seen him before. Not everybody needs to be some kind of e-celeb for a living and I think he finally came to grips with that.
Click to expand...
And good on matt for that, at least he was big enough (no pun intended) to admit that unlike the gunt, and my God has matt become more funnier when he actually says what he thinks and some of the shit he said about the gunt and gaytor are life lessons they should take away from him. seriously he gave them some good fucking advice

[/QUOTE]
GeeWilickers47 said:
In a way I kind of envy Ralph's entirely unwarranted autistic self-confidence. Imagine being able to say you're better than anyone else when you're a jobless, obese drunk with a criminal record and being able to actually believe it.
Click to expand...
for me nah, fuck that the moment i realise i am in a state like that i would either sunset myself or i would go out of my way to seek employment and better myself
 
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: Count groudon, Kujo Jotaro and johnisdeer
This thread, rn: link
ShowyConcernedCock-small.gif
 
  • Like
  • Winner
  • Late
Reactions: Vanquished Phoenix, ducktales4gameboy, Count groudon and 19 others
TroyMcGoy said:
Shit can you guys calm down a little with the posting speed. I wake up to 80+ unread pages. How the fuck am I going to catch up on the Gunt's exploits?
Click to expand...
You think that’s bad? I’m trying to figure out who this guy even is. All I saw was a gunt huffing ass-juice off his thumb on the front page and now I’m here.
 
  • Feels
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: Ira the Weatherman, CumFartingBobby, Count groudon and 13 others
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back