🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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I Just flipped through Ralph's twitter replies and feel sad that there are people who will gouge their eyes out if shown the evidence against their mensche. They would rather look the other way then start to consider rehabilitation toward taking down their sunk cost fallacy toward Ethan Ralph. Defend the Gunt by all costs.

"Ethan Ralph just tossed a baby into the river,"

"No he was teaching the toddler to swim."

This is where we are at ladies and guntleman....
 
a loaf of gunt is worth nothing due to the crash, hope you guys didn't rely on installments.
Inflation.
Unironically though, not long ago we only had one still image of a fraction of the gunt. Now there is 5 minutes of hd grizzly jiggle.
Unfortunately, they came with the worst home porno I've ever seen.
People in this thread wished for more gunt images, and the cursed monkey paw provided
 
I was just watching rands stream and he believes the revenge porn video is a massive gay op. He believes the video is fake and it was posted by a fake ralph account. He mentioned that PPP was being paid by George Soros. Also i was banned from chat. He's insane.
wtf is that man on
 
I was just watching rands stream and he believes the revenge porn video is a massive gay op. He believes the video is fake and it was posted by a fake ralph account. He mentioned that PPP was being paid by George Soros. Also i was banned from chat. He's insane.
If we're at the point where we have the power to do all that why wouldnt we just fake the motherfucker choking on a fry or some shit?

what was chat reaction btw?
 
I'm reluctant to take Gonzalo's word for anything, but I do like it when people call Ethan Ralph gay... so, it balances out?

Curious: How did you diagnose Andy with bisexuality? Did he just tell you? Is there a secret handshake or something?

i met him irl briefly with Alex. Hes short and skinny. Was wearing up tight pants and a light pinkish shirt that was 1 size too short for him and so you saw a line of underbelly. When we talked he stood like a flamboyant man would often and then Alex started to try to tell this story about how on a stream at his house. Andy and him got drunk and andy straddled alex live on air and started acting super gay. When the cameras were off supposedly Andy Warski got full naked immediately in front of alex and hot under the covers in Alexs bed, not the couch. I started to laugh and mess with andy saying its okay to be bisexual and andy hugged me on camera and was like “oh youuuuu!”.

I left and called some friends as my Gaydar went fucking bananas.
Too this day, from that Busch Gardens entrance to now. I personally believe Andy Warski is Bisexual
 
If we're at the point where we have the power to do all that why wouldnt we just fake the motherfucker choking on a fry or some shit?

what was chat reaction btw?

There's only 5-10 people in chat and from what i've seen. They're gunt guarding and demanding proof that the video was real. As if the video itself isn't proof enough. They're fanatics.
 
So, how're the Gunting Twenties so far?

Now we are in the great Guntpression.

So did his gunt actually moved like that? Probably the only work out he's done since got out on parole/probation.

Jesus Christ, could you imagine what would happen to him if Faith actually ended up pregnant with his kid? He would be put in the ground with the swiftness.

Get out. Don't ever speak something so.....horrifyingly Islamic.
I love this wrathful Matt shit, he's got a taste of blood and doesn't want to stop. It's like when a nerdy kid finally beats up his bully.

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Matt still a cuckold and a beta male. He will probably get into controversy because that's what happens to every redemption arc, they fly too close to the sun and get knocked down a few pegs.
Fuck, sorry to be a fag and ask this, but the pages are going superfast.

Anyway, has people got over this with Jim and Dick? Do you guys think they will try to stay away or burn the gunt?

Jim is most likely gonna come back from retirement to make a 2-hour video or do a coronachan: Gunt edition live stream, Dick and Nick will say they don't care (but they really do deep inside).
8/11 was the 9/11 of :gunt:
Never forget.

Now we need a gif of 2 gunts hitting the trade center.
 
There's only 5-10 people in chat and from what i've seen. They're gunt guarding and demanding proof that the video was real. As if the video itself isn't proof enough. They're fanatics.
That is fucking bizarre.
Not even Ralph is denying it at this point
 
There's only 5-10 people in chat and from what i've seen. They're gunt guarding and demanding proof that the video was real. As if the video itself isn't proof enough. They're fanatics.
George Soros using the globohomo war chest to take down Ethan Ralph and his 3 incher, more likely than their idol being a sped. Amazing
 
Christ Almighty, finally caught up.

Personally, I think all this "pick a side" shit is stupid. Demonizing Dick for the crime of using kid gloves with Ralph because they're friendly or Jim for not really caring too much seems asinine. But at least that makes sense in context; Toad being branded a "Judas" for not buying into the NP2 Mafia Conspiracy or whatever the fuck people are mad about was dumb, especially as Null debunked all the rumors about NP2 personally. (Glad Dame came around & unblocked just about everybody, though.)

THAT SAID, I have no sympathy for Ralph (not anymore, anyway) & I somehow have less for Faith. She's already a conniving, manipulative little shyster at the tender age of eighteen, & while she doesn't deserve to have a gross sex tape hanging over her head for the rest of her life, I can't bring myself to feel sorry for her about it. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

But the thing that really came out of left field was Pantsu Party (Digibro's girlfriend), who I didn't really have a problem with, coming into PPP's chat to sperg out & call everybody "schizos." Bitch, you schlick to kiddie porn with your gross tranny boyfriend because you were molested as a child & that's how you "process your CSA trauma uwu." You have a lot of fucking nerve to call other people mentally ill. Maybe I'm just assmad because it was the two-year anniversary of Terry A. Davis' death but he contributed more to society than she & her cronies ever will. I'm beginning to see why she, Digibro, Riley, et al. are on @Null's shitlist. Their fake wokescold shit is even more grating than regular disingenuous wokescold behavior.
Holy fuck @Psicopax, your little dancing gunt puddings are hilarious but this had me in tears. I seriously think I sprained something.
He seems really subdued. He's either sobering up or just now adding benzos to his cocktails.

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I was just watching rands stream and he believes the revenge porn video is a massive gay op. He believes the video is fake and it was posted by a fake ralph account. He mentioned that PPP was being paid by George Soros. Also i was banned from chat. He's insane.
I knew Rand was a little kooky about the juice but this is some next-level shit.
I find him & Gator entertaining in their own little ways & they've always been friendly in my interactions with them on Twitter, but every time they start with the George Soros shit I sprain my eyes from rolling them so hard.

That reminds me, I'll have to add some of you fuckers.
 
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They call me the slutmaker, the heiman breaker

The jelly shaker the pudding baker

My two inches of titanium will make her

Shake like the san andreas fault I wager

My fatty liver's a quiverin' and all the hoes start shiverin'

I just drank half gallon of Black Booster and I'm barely maneuverin'

Give me my keys it's ok for me to drive, the 7-11 is just down the block outside

I'm not walking my legs are all acting up, all I wanted was some vodka to mix with my 7-up

Fuck these bitches I know what I'm doing, wouldn't it be funny to post of video of myself screwing?

She's barely legal and I'm drunk grown ass man, her dad is younger than me and was born after 9/11.

I'll show those corn joking a-logs who's the boss, after they witness me thumb sniffing her rectal sauce.

This will be gold, I'll make the whole internet mad. Nothing could go wrong once they see how I'm such a chad

Those gay virgins will finally shut up. Everyone will forget about those nudes of Gator that I keep pinned up.
 
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(Also some PNGs, although I'd imagine most people have already made some already.)
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Honestly I really like half of those guys, but I kinda want to protect Augie from this. Dude is 19, and his name is gonna be dragged through the mud if he stays with Ralph. I'm not ready to Old Yeller him.
They're all annoying faggots. Especially Augie with his constant shilling of Dumpsterfire. Anyone on that dogshit scam site run by a guy with a face made out of mashed potato is fucking retarded and should be mocked at every available chance.
 
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