🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Disrespected Pronouns]

because the ex-boyfriend was showing dms making Ralph look like the cuck since they indicated that she was only with Ralph as a ploy and that she actually loved the ex. So in an attempt to turn it around he sent the video as to show that the ex was actually the cuck not thinking far enough ahead probably due to a combination of drunkenness and retardation

To be slightly more specific, the girl (Faith) was stringing along the other guy (Chris, aka MethBoy) that she was still in an active relationship with him. They were texting hundreds of times a day, sexting, and she even sent him money to buy weed. In fact, Chris claimed that he and Faith had been a couple for 5 years despite never once meeting in person, and they were already talking about what to name in the future kids and shit. So when Faith said "I"m just here to get fame and money, I'm staying with someone else and am not romantic with Ralph," he bought it wholesale.
So Chris starts up the stream to prove that he is the real white knight and Ralph's claims of dating Faith are all lies. He stays going through all their DMs, which show all the above mentioned DM that was occurring while Ralph was taking her to museums and shit. For his part, Ralph had been drinking heavily during his show, likely because he though that Faith was coming back to him and she finished a visit with her parents, but it looks like she went home instead. So Ralph is hyper drunk. probably emotionally hurt, and seeing on stream that another man has evidence that suggests that he was getting cucked. So in a stupor he fired off the only shot he had, which was the video of him fucking Faith.

In short, Ralph got involved with a bunch of high school shit that a grown man should see coming miles away.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Local upload of the audio, not that I see this disappearing anytime soon

https://dlive.tv/p/peoplespopulistpress+Kd59rbIGg
https://archive.vn/wip/s3jMW

Bitchute
https://www.bitchute.com/video/toVVlIZRrDA9/

 

[️ronic]

Ralph could date and make sex with this grill:

A crossover episode I'd oddly like to see.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

I still can't believe that Ralph was talking shit about his ex. Like calling her ugly, even saying she had a weird looking vagina.

Man has a tiny dick and is a fat sack of shit, a 1/10 fugloid. He doesn't realize how fucking stupid he sounds to call other people ugly.

 

[Joe Swanson]

I still can't believe that Ralph was talking shit about his ex. Like calling her ugly, even saying she had a weird looking vagina.

Man has a tiny dick and is a fat sack of shit, he doesn't realized how fucking stupid he sounds to call other people ugly.

not to mention after feeling like Null has no place to talk due to his supposed broken duck

 

[Ripple]

I’ve been trying to catch up but I work a shitty shift job in a country I’m not used to and it’s hard to stay on top of all of this fun.
I’m still about a hundred pages behind, and need to sleep, but what’s keeping me up is the fear that all day of reading this thread is gonna make Ralph sniff my shit in my dreams.

 

[Laura Loomer]

The only way to win IBS is not to play.

The true way you win ibs is to be in the chat.

 

[Rabbits]

Ralph could date and make sex with this grill:

i doubt it, he'd need more than three inches to penetrate through the folds

 

[Leopold II of Belgium]

i doubt it, he'd need more than three inches to penetrate through the folds

The folds are what the Gunt desires the most.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

not to mention after feeling like Null has no place to talk due to his supposed broken dick

There was not a single person on the planet who was surprised to hear he's garbage at sex and has a useless baby peen. It's not even lying at that point, just self-delusion, that is obvious to everyone, but him.

It's only hilarious how he wouldn't shut up about cut nullcock... Can you say, "Insecure"?

 

[Funkmaster]

They're all annoying faggots. Especially Augie with his constant shilling of Dumpsterfire. Anyone on that dogshit scam site run by a guy with a face made out of mashed potato is fucking retarded and should be mocked at every available chance.

Yep IMO:

Augie
Tommy C
Bowblax
Nick Oreio

and all those fags courted Ralph for drama views..... oreo was even doxxed by Ralph prior to all this and had people fucking with him IRL but STILL after all that died down, sided with Ralph and appeared on his shows, sent him superchats and tried to be his buddy.

Augie is listed as a fucking co-host on the killstream website. These drama cucks courted ralph for drama views....

And one by one they're all wriggling off the hook. This is why this thread needs to be a subforum, because the story goes much deeper than ralph. at this point ralph is fucking done, but all these capos and ass-suckers are getting off far too easy.

 

[Miller]

Have a request: would anyone with greater technical ability than myself be willing to recreate this scene from Interstellar using the Gunt?

I hope someone does it.
I would have loved to do it but it would require a lot of tracking and autism, and I can't do much with Vegas/Movie Studio.

 

[Several Goats]

I hope someone does it.
I would have loved to do it but it would require a lot of tracking and autism, and I can't do much with Vegas/Movie Studio.

@Kraut did it

 

[MeltyTW]

ethan youre losing control of the narrative your blocking isnt working, only the warm embrace of hard drugs can save you now

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

Holy fucking shit and balls. Just when you think you have seen everything.....a top tier lolcow self own...

The gunt angered the gods by going against a fat leaf, a perfidious over-active anglo and a peripatetic Flurider man. It will take a week to catch up with this CA sized trash fire.


also, kudos to the autists who foresaw a mumkey jones - sex tape endgame. "Whew lads" indeed....

 

[Disheveled Human]

If Ralph's cock was any smaller it would be unworkable.

 

[heathercho]

I still can't believe that Ralph was talking shit about his ex. Like calling her ugly, even saying she had a weird looking vagina.

Man has a tiny dick and is a fat sack of shit, a 1/10 fugloid. He doesn't realize how fucking stupid he sounds to call other people ugly.

He's also fucking a fat, 18 year old meth addict. He has no room for talking shit about anyone else.

This is Ethan's natural state though. Not his final form, but his natural state. His pre-final form will probably be as a meth head himself, divested of one foot from 'betes and hooked up to an oxygen tank, living with a meth addled prostitute.

All he had to do was not fuck up.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

His pre-final form will probably be as a meth head himself, divested of one foot from 'betes and hooked up to an oxygen tank, living with a meth addled prostitute.

His final form: Mega Cirrhosis

 

[Alrakkan]

DAME!!!!!!!!!! COME TO THE FUNNY SIDE OF THE FORCE! IT'S NOT TOO LATE! JUST JAJAJA! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS JAJAJA!

Ralph's probably going to jail and Gator's sticking by him for the pay, @Kraut and the boulder king get to dunk on this disgrace of a man, and Dame is sticking by long gone guns, not addressing it on his yt channel yet. Yeah he's taking the piss but the sentiment is there, this whole drama is the nail in the coffin of the old 2016 internet order. I'm going to come back to this thread, if it's anywhere, in future years and see this as the landmark of the earnest beginning of the end of the free internet. Ralph deserves whats coming, but I don't know if it'll be the sacrifice for the harvest that we need anymore.

 

[Disheveled Human]

@Null You fucking destroyed this fat boy so bad. Let me make a mental note not to ever fuck with you or the farms.