Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

[Trappin in the Trap]

My question is though: Is this the result of social isolation? Cause wasn’t Phil strongly disliked for always talking shit in the FGC?

Late as fuck, but DSP has an obsession with being the cool guy. I remember Rambo mentioning how Phil has the thing where he'll go off on people for going against his desired narrative with the Project 7 "John is the funniest character" thing. Before that, Phil tried to police threads on either NeoGaf or SRK, culminating in a dude named TriForce shitting on his friend and then Phil himself. It's a bit of both. Back in the day Phil was an obnoxious asshole to people directly, meaning there was consequences. After years of isolation with the majority of his interactions being with people he could ban, he's now an obnoxious asshole to people after they can't do anything about it.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

You really think Khet KNOWS? Would certainly change my perspective on her if she did.

I would imagine that Kat knows he plays WWE Champions but I don't think she knows how much he spends.

On the other hand, Phil constantly says he needs time to do things alone before Kat gets home from work. This could be his special wrestling jpeg underwear time.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

I would imagine that Kat knows he plays WWE Champions but I don't think she knows how much he spends.

On the other hand, Phil constantly says he needs time to do things alone before Kat gets home from work. This could be his special wrestling jpeg underwear time.

It's tough, because these days we don't have shit to go off of in terms of what kind of awareness Khet has or cares enough to have. I mean, if I lived a life like hers, going from sugar daddy to sugar daddy, I would want to keep a sharp eye on anything that poses a threat to our financial stability, but seeings that she married this one, there is only so harp I can believe her to be (though I'll take that back if she divorces him). Especially since she knows he filed for bankruptcy and that wasn't enough to make her reconsider how stable this current situation is.

But even while looking for signs of things like frivolous spending, Khet could still very will miss the gacha, especially if Phil pretty much never is looking at his phone for any real length of time while she's around. Needing a gap between the end of his stream and her getting home from work paints a picture of that possibly being the case, but with his autism, it could very well be something else.

As for Phil being dumb enough to pretty deliberately give away that he plays WWE Champions... Even for him, that seems unlikely. Unless it was quite awhile ago, way before we discovered his account. I wonder how many times he has had to explain to Khet that what we say is nonsense...

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I would imagine that Kat knows he plays WWE Champions but I don't think she knows how much he spends.

I can't believe that Katherine isn't online reading all the daily drama with her loving husband.

She couldn't keep her eyes away from his chat when she was there...

 

[TheGoutburglar]

I can't believe that Katherine isn't online reading all the daily drama with her loving husband.

She couldn't keep her eyes away from his chat when she was there...

If she reads this place and ISN'T looking for an escape plan, she's dumber than he is and deserves to be stuck with him.

 

[tzgnilki]

You really think Khet KNOWS? Would certainly change my perspective on her if she did.

she definitely knows he's playing mobile games, but he's 100% hiding his lootbox addiction

 

[Shirō Ishii]

IIRC, Phil mentioned last year during one of his MLB streams that they BOTH play mobile games, however I don't remember which one though.

 

[Schmeckel]

IIRC, Phil mentioned last year during one of his MLB streams that they BOTH play mobile games, however I don't remember which one though.

He had also said they both had to get airline internets for their flight to see his dying parents so they could each play their mobile games.

 

[gh0stzero]

IIRC, Phil mentioned last year during one of his MLB streams that they BOTH play mobile games, however I don't remember which one though.

For Kat I would guess hearthstone, flappy bird maybe Fallout Shelter and elder scrolls blades.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Phil has said that Kat plays the Animal Crossing mobile game.

I played it for a little bit when it first came out. You can only do so many things, build furniture, collect fruit, or fish, until you need to pay money to get to do more stuff.

Wonder if Kat whales out too?

Bonus points to any kiwi who can find Kat's mobile Animal Crossing account.

 

[thedingledongle]

Jenna posting 12 hours ago: “I’m done hoe’ing!”

Jenna past few hours; “Is it my fault I can make a guy cum in two minutes?”

What a train wreck.

 

[gaarashatan]

Jenna posting 12 hours ago: “I’m done hoe’ing!”

Jenna past few hours; “Is it my fault I can make a guy cum in two minutes?”

What a train wreck.

id like her to prove it

 

[UncleTusky]

IIRC, Phil mentioned last year during one of his MLB streams that they BOTH play mobile games, however I don't remember which one though.

For Kat I would guess hearthstone, flappy bird maybe Fallout Shelter and elder scrolls blades.

Phil has said that Kat plays the Animal Crossing mobile game.

I played it for a little bit when it first came out. You can only do so many things, build furniture, collect fruit, or fish, until you need to pay money to get to do more stuff.

Wonder if Kat whales out too?

Phil is shameless with his double standards though. Blowing money on himself is his God-given right, but giving a dime to anybody else is may as well be a crime against humanity. This even extends to his own alleged loved ones; if you don't believe me go back and rewatch the hospital videos. So any whaling Khet does will be limited to blowing her own salary from Fred Meyer's (which is about $1,300/month or "not very much" in the extreme gacha games).

 

[hundredthousand]

Late as fuck, but DSP has an obsession with being the cool guy. I remember Rambo mentioning how Phil has the thing where he'll go off on people for going against his desired narrative with the Project 7 "John is the funniest character" thing. Before that, Phil tried to police threads on either NeoGaf or SRK, culminating in a dude named TriForce shitting on his friend and then Phil himself. It's a bit of both. Back in the day Phil was an obnoxious asshole to people directly, meaning there was consequences. After years of isolation with the majority of his interactions being with people he could ban, he's now an obnoxious asshole to people after they can't do anything about it.

He has been so isolated from society for so long now it's hard to even imagine him interacting with people where they can actually speak back to him.

In the very rare cases where he goes into an online lobby or something on stream and somebody calls him out he acts terrified. He has a panic attack and starts his clown laughing or just keeps saying "blah blah" as he desperately looks to mute the person. Certainly a far cry from his Mr Badass persona he has when berating people after banning them on twitter or chat.

It's pretty sad actually. He is so traumatized at the idea of coming across real people that he has become a complete shut in. I would love to see him get confronted on all his lolcow bullshit in a setting where he can't run away or ban them. He loves to act tough but is the biggest fucking pussy there is.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

He has been so isolated from society for so long now it's hard to even imagine him interacting with people where they can actually speak back to him.

In the very rare cases where he goes into an online lobby or something on stream and somebody calls him out he acts terrified. He has a panic attack and starts his clown laughing or just keeps saying "blah blah" as he desperately looks to mute the person. Certainly a far cry from his Mr Badass persona he has when berating people after banning them on twitter or chat.

It's pretty sad actually. He is so traumatized at the idea of coming across real people that he has become a complete shut in. I would love to see him get confronted on all his lolcow bullshit in a setting where he can't run away or ban them. He loves to act tough but is the biggest fucking pussy there is.

Once again, there is that account of an actual fan seeing he and Kat in an Ikea. All the dude said was "Phil?" and Phil told Kat to "Just ignore him" and they walked away. Imagine pressing this dude about his lies irl. He'd call the cops on you for harassment

 

[Nicole Eggert]

Once again, there is that account of an actual fan seeing he and Kat in an Ikea. All the dude said was "Phil?" and Phil told Kat to "Just ignore him" and they walked away. Imagine pressing this dude about his lies irl. He'd call the cops on you for harassment

I've seen this referenced numerous times, but I've never seen the original post of the person telling the story. How sure is anyone that this actually happened? Phil would be likely to tell this story himself, if only so he could twist it and blow it out of proportion and claim that a stalker tried to hurt his family.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

I've seen this referenced numerous times, but I've never seen the original post of the person telling the story. How sure is anyone that this actually happened? Phil would be likely to tell this story himself, if only so he could twist it and blow it out of proportion and claim that a stalker tried to hurt his family.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

"Just don't look at them."

lol

One single fan, who probably didn't look like the guy in my avatar, got Phil acting like he and Khet are like Kanye and Kim being followed around by a couple dozen paparazzi yelling shit at them and causing a scene.

"I gotta have thick skin after all these years!"

Sure you do, Phil. Sure you do...

Oh, and Phil on the internet: "I'll piss in your mouth, how about that?"

 

[Wurstbrot]

Phil has mentioned multiple times he no longer watches wrestling live because Kat doesnt want to watch it.

Then look away and at something else, bitch Khet bitch, you're guest in his big ass house with two business internet lines. Your husband has to tolerate your interests, like it should be when you're married, but you can't just shrug your shoulders when he wants to have fun and relax from his strenuous 6/6-job which finances literally everything in this goddamn place. Where would you be without DSP? Just give this adult man his break!

Also lol at Phil for obeying. Loser.

 

[Full Race Replay]

Phil just said "Kat loves me enough that she contributes positively to the stream, and she buys things for me" / sounds like a great marriage.