Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[beanbag in a hurry]

Just popping in real quick to share another amazing comment on the clothing haul video:

How can so much sanity and lunacy fit into such few words at the same time?

 

[Beluga]

Boy, at least Chantal's old made up/embellished stories from a couple years ago were semi-interesting. This story was not only boring but a fucking chore for her to get out. So many pauses.

When at 1.75x speed you're still talking slowly I'd wager it means you're borderline retarded. Good god this video was torture, I couldn't even follow the "story" and kept getting distracted. All I got was that this umpteenth lover was also a gigolo, his brother knew it and he cooked tacos for her. Riveting.

Just watch the video without the audio and watch her deepthroat her 5 tacos like the circus freak she is. Much more entertaining.

 

[A Spanish Inquisitor]

My favourite part of this burlap sack of shit, is how her skull looks like it's trying to escape.

Like this.

Gravity and time sure are beginning to take their toll.

 

[Asspats & $uperchats]

Those high arched eyebrows don't do anything for her but make her look evil and crazy.

I think someone said she claims she does not shape them, bullsh*t. She probably thinks they make her look sexy.

No Chantal, nothing can make you look sexy. Stop doing things to your face that make you look even more cartoonish.

 

[Haesindang Park]

FFS her eyes rolled back like a shark's. A shark rolls it's eyes back for protection during an attack. Chantal is just an unhinged glutton.
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Goddamn look how far her mouth can stretch open for that taco!

 

[Rasputin's Side Piece]

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I'll just leave this here if anybody needs it.

Okay. Stepping out on a limb here and showing my ignorance...what the Hell is it supposed to be?

 

[Dude Snakes]

Those high arched eyebrows don't do anything for her but make her look evil and crazy.

I think someone said she claims she does not shape them, bullsh*t. She probably thinks they make her look sexy.

No Chantal, nothing can make you look sexy. Stop doing things to your face that make you look even more cartoonish.

She is evil and crazy it suits her.

 

[Nicotine Fetish]

Okay. Stepping out on a limb here and showing my ignorance...what the Hell is it supposed to be?

I think it’s suppose to be like two theater masks kissing.

 

[Strine]

God damn I was hoping for a chimp out because the clothes didn’t fit. Rate me

Rate me late but I think I have an insight here. Chinny thinks they do fit, same as Amber, because when you're a walking ball with diabetic neuropathy, nothing is comfortable, and so if you can pull it over your bloated form it fits. If you can get into "smaller" deathfat sizes (like 42 vs 46) it means you're dainty. The only clothing these gigafats wear that actually fits is usually the 8XL men's shirts or muumuus they wear to bed.

 

[Smoovy Jay]

Her choice of green screen here and trying to make it match her food makes me believe the theory someone wrote here that she probably thought Copenhagen was Venice in her disgustingly depressing Red Lobster video.

She’s so fucking bad at everything.

 

[ZapThePickle]

FFS her eyes rolled back like a shark's. A shark rolls it's eyes back for protection during an attack. Chantal is just an unhinged glutton.
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Its like watching a anaconda eat a deer whole, you don't want to see it....but morbid curiosity keeps you there unable to blink or look away

 

[CisTrans_Isomerism]

Paraphrasing but, Chantal: "Some of the women who get gigolos are actually 'really attractive'". Someone please warn all the twinks in the greater Ottawa area about this thirsty cheese-rapist, who is no doubt on the prowl for some "love and affection".

 

[GrouchiCorn]

thirsty cheese-rapist

Damn... that would be a sweet username. NGL. Updates profile title instead

 

[Poutine on the Ritz]

Okay. Stepping out on a limb here and showing my ignorance...what the Hell is it supposed to be?

Somebody commented somewhere it looks like two dudes puking into each other's mouths.

Her tattoo is like a Rorschach inkblot, interpret it whatever you want. But no matter which way you look at it, it's trashy as hell. She might as well had it placed near her ass like tramp stamp.

 

[deputydogshit2.0]

Somebody commented somewhere it looks like two dudes puking into each other's mouths.

Her tattoo is like a Rorschach inkblot, interpret it whatever you want. But no matter which way you look at it, it's trashy as hell. She might as well had it placed near her ass like tramp stamp.

IIRC she said it was during her ‘bi phase’ and it’s two women kissing.

I think the tattoo artist was messing with her. I’ve seen better ink from guys leaving prison.

 

[Ciscoipphone]

Another made up story inspired by the many teen shows she’s been binging while living her best fat girl life. Girl invented a whole story as an excuse to sit and deepthroat 5 tacos.

edited to add; I love the abrupt ending where she had stalled and churned out enough of this bullshit story that her five tacos were done and she was like “k I’m done if you wanna hear more of this story let me know but I’m out of food and don’t need to make anything else up so im gonna head out”. Never change Chantal.

Highlights of the story

1. When she found out Dennis was a gigolo, they continued to make out afterwards. As he confessed, instead of being shocked or angry she asked him about chicken noodle soup

2. So you're telling me this guy who gets paid to go out with women willingly spends time in Chinny's company for free?

 

[Rasputin's Side Piece]

I tried to watch the latest smack-down. Truly I did. But I cannot do it. I only made it halfway. Those sounds. That gobbling. That horrid narrative. What is wrong with people that they enjoy this grotesque parody of a gourmet enjoying a fine meal ( and I don't really go in for that either)? The only reason I can come up with is that it gives the viewers an excuse to gorge themselves silly...just turn on a camera and it's the new trendy thing.

Has anyone checked out Maskmot on YouTube? He's brutal. I love it.

 

[Fapcop]

Another made up story inspired by the many teen shows she’s been binging while living her best fat girl life. Girl invented a whole story as an excuse to sit and deepthroat 5 tacos.

edited to add; I love the abrupt ending where she had stalled and churned out enough of this bullshit story that her five tacos were done and she was like “k I’m done if you wanna hear more of this story let me know but I’m out of food and don’t need to make anything else up so im gonna head out”. Never change Chantal.

Lololol!

Here’s the obligatory X for doubt.

Gigolos mostly service men. Not women and certainly not good looking women.

(Yeah, women do buy escorts, but usually in the form of sex tourism. And usually not with cash but with “gifts” to make it more palatable.)

Say, it’s almost a shame that Dominican trip won’t happen. Chantal would throw enough money at some unfortunate local niggo to make him fuck her, and then retell the story over a mukbang as her getting seduced by a well hung waiter or some shit like that.

I tried to watch the latest smack-down. Truly I did. But I cannot do it. I only made it halfway. Those sounds. That gobbling. That horrid narrative. What is wrong with people that they enjoy this grotesque parody of a gourmet enjoying a fine meal ( and I don't really go in for that either)?

For me it’s orgasm faces this hideous 500lb hambeast makes, white deepthroating her food.

It makes me feel like walking in on Chantal going to town on a dildo, and I can only last so many seconds before either fast forwarding or turning it off.

There’s no way her audience doesn’t consist of 50% feeder fapping degenerates and 50% fellow deathfats who want to feel good about only weighing 400lbs.

 

[Teazel]

Paraphrasing but, Chantal: "Some of the women who get gigolos are actually 'really attractive'". Someone please warn all the twinks in the greater Ottawa area about this thirsty cheese-rapist, who is no doubt on the prowl for some "love and affection".

"On the prowl" = Chantal fucking wheezing as her poor walker carries her skinsuit slurry down the block.

 

[Dutch Courage]

Okay. Stepping out on a limb here and showing my ignorance...what the Hell is it supposed to be?

It is probably a relic from her pseudo-Goth days or Twilight era, although I would not be the person to ask about either of those.

Whoever called it a Rorschach Test is absolutely right, so maybe I am unwittingly revealing my own psychological eccentricities which I hope doesn't count as powerleveling.

But I think it is two sapphic goddesses with rather unseemly reptilian tongues, both lapping at the nectar of a fertile blossom of deadly nightshade. I don't really know why the borders are shaped like a V, or a heart, or two butterflies with half-outstretched wings, because they are too, er...abstract to attribute anything as specific as those.

To my mind, she has never adequately explained it. I long ago forget in which videos she talked about it, but I have her on record in my head as saying stuff along the lines of "the artist did a bad job, it wasn't what I asked for" Alternately, I also seem to recall a somewhat contradictory claim that she had asked him for something like that, but his execution was truly piss poor.

Also to my knowledge, she has never adequately explained the subject matter. I dimly, but perhaps erroneously, recall her confirming it is "two women kissing" (which it clearly is not. Their tongues are not touching unless somewhere behind the petals of the nightshade blossom.) I also think she said she had gone through a kind of "bi-curious" stage (she didn't put it in such terms, but I forget how she did say it) and that this was a product of that.

Naturally, what the image actually represents or any symbolism in the tattoo is never a part of the explanations, since Clotso is incapable of abstract thought or analysis. I assume that if it is not a direct Twilight-Goth-early 00's teen angst book reference that someone can decode, we'll never know what that fugly thing is. As if she didn't already have enough distracting and head-turning features.

All I can say is that I do find the image rather off-putting and disturbing in a vague way. If I were selecting a new girlfriend, I would deduct considerable desirability points for the tattoo even if she were a shapely 10. I wouldn't want to have to get up close and intimate with that tattoo for the rest of my life. Add on the 400 pounds and the shitting the pants thing and well, you know...