🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Toast Sandwich]

Gator broke his silence to respond to my "Internet friends" post with a totally fucking butchered understanding of what the fuck I was talking about

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I want to have hope for Gator, because him coming to his senses would be the most kino outcome, but this dude is too far gone. I don't even know what to fucking say.

This isn't a case like when Failure eventually split away from Tonka. Shannon's brain has been too scrambled by spending year after year after year running defense for Ralph. It's just been too long. Even if getting kicked off payroll wasn't an issue or being a target of retaliation wasn't an issue, he still couldn't pry himself away from the commitment he's made to the role. His whole online persona is built on the bedrock of the gunt. He'll be there until it falls out from under him.

 

[Had]

how can any mind reconcile this dissonance

I dont think you get it Null
Cj will hold any postion Dick has
If dick is gonna gunt gaurd cj will too

If tommorow dick said the sky was green, he'd agree

 

[3.14159265359]

For fucks sake, how do you come away from all this still thinking that Matt is the worse off of the two?

"I mean yeah, Ralph might've flown a barely legal girl out to live with him, insulted her father repeatedly online, forced her into the limelight despite her clearly being uncomfortable with it, and leaked a sex tape online... but look at this stupid hot take Matt posted on twitter!"

I'll state now, for the record, that Matt Jarbo is objectively a better human being than Ralph.

Aside from the flagging incident, what has he done to really embarrass himself? He's a stepfather and he drives for Uber. Oooh, scandalous. That's not to say that those two things are off the table for shit he can be mocked for, but you'd think that Ralph and his posse would take one second to look in a mirror before trying to pass judgement.

No way no how, Matt is the gamma male who only got to back stab the few who were within reach. The Maddow watching secret king is a pathetic thing to watch, his entire life was a lie, and now he raises his girlfriends daughter. He was only saved by having so little power to abuse, he couldn't bang an 18 year old if he wanted to. His entire claim to fame was that he got flagged by a blue hair, and now we aren't even sure if that was real, he could be the original false accuser, like the Anita Sarkeesian he loved to complain about himself.

I watched him boot lick trying to get onto Kevin Smiths podcast network, if he had to suck Weinstein off, he would have, he is for sale.

With his kind, he believes he's been bullied by life, you turn your back he will feel entitled to knife you in the back.

This really is the problem with the entire situation, the big boys who are all celebrating are either cucks or have defective genitalia themselves, at least 2 of each case off the top of my head.

 

[MeltyTW]

Godwinson is right, there should be no redemption for defecting guntguard. They they all the time in the world to turn, at this point they just furthering their grift. If gaytor is really getting payed for this, he won't leave Ralph during a coof flu, but i can see him trying to do another intervention.
Also fuck Dame and Judas toad.
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yeah ive come around to that, theyre no help in shitting on ralph even, theyre asking us to save their brands and distance themselves from the rutting pig. no, they chose ralph over their audiences, over common decency. all the flaws that lead to the gunt tape was plain as day but they helped keep paypiggies in the dark. this is your legacy jim, dame, toad, etc etc, you enabled this, you let this person run around with your blessing and now hes a permanent shit stain on your brand

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Mostly just the gunt guard desperately holding out to the last man.

no wonder ralph hated crp, hes leaning really far into the incel market. everyone is just a whore for saying he has a tiny dicklet, everyone is just jealous they cant occasionally get some fugly whore to rut with them in their pig sty. i wonder who these people are because im an antisocial shut in and ive never thought about sex on such a base level as to defend ethan performing a dirty ralph

No way no how, Matt is the omega male who only got to back stab the few who were within reach. The Maddow watching secret king is a pathetic thing to watch, his entire life was a lie, and now he raises his girlfriends daughter. He was only saved by having so little power to abuse, he couldn't bang an 18 year old if he wanted to. His entire claim to fame was that he got flagged by a blue hair, and now we aren't even sure if that was real, he could be the original false accuser, like the Anita Sarkeesian he loved to complain about himself.

With his kind, he believes he's been bullied by life, you turn your back he will feel entitled to knife you in the back.

This really is the problem with the entire situation, the big boys who are all celebrating are either cucks or have defective genitalia themselves, at least 2 of each case off the top of my head.

thats still way better than ethan though

 

[Weird Ages]

I know Gator is getting paid by Ralph, but how much fucking money is he making to continue to suck his cock non-stop?

I think it's less about the money itself and more the fact that Ralph's giving Gator, who isn't qualified to be anything more than a janitor a more dignified and better-paying job than he could ever aspire to, even if it's part-time and he still has to spend his mornings cleaning up kiddie vomit in isle 3. That shit earns loyalty.
Also I bet Gator always wanted to earn a living as a youtuber or a streamer but never had the charisma and now Thanks to Ralph he's as close to his dream as he could ever get.

 

[Smarty Pants]

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That's hilarious. I can't stay mad at you, you Mischling sonofabitch.

I dont think you get it Null
Cj will hold any postion Dick has
If dick is gonna gunt gaurd cj will too

I don't know man, Dick seems to be sitting on the fence rather than going all-out guntshielding. Discount Hotwheels is on 24/7 gunt guard duty. This forum has convinced me that all cripples are pieces of shit.

 

[Desktop User2]

Has Rekieta talked about the sextape yet?

he has Rackets to run, man, Vick won't be unkicked by himself! We need another 100k to own the libs! I'm surprised he didn't meddle (or I haven't been paying attention) on the grift of the year: Beartards x Patreon

 

[AnOminous]

no wonder ralph hated crp, hes leaning really far into the incel market. everyone is just a whore for saying he has a tiny dicklet, everyone is just jealous they cant occasionally get some fugly whore to rut with them in their pig sty. i wonder who these people are because im an antisocial shut in and ive never thought about sex on such a base level as to defend ethan performing a dirty ralph

Ralph is an idiot, he has $50K in the bank allegedly, and has to prey on some mentally ill weeks from being jailbait meth head to release the worst, most embarrassing, tiny dicked sex tape of all time? For a grand tops he could have had some at worst butterface and released the same sex tape and done it with permission and pretended he'd scored that on his own. She'd probably have even known to make the full thing as balls deep as possible so it was never obvious how tiny his penis was.

It would have cost less just by not permanently damaging his brand, such as it is.

 

[byuu]

He was only saved by having so little power to abuse, he couldn't bang an 18 year old if he wanted to.

Anyone can bang a girl like Faith, even Matt.
He just needs to find one with a father that looks like him.

 

[Hazel Motes]

Ralph has deleted his tweet to Vickers bragging about shagging his daughter.

 

[Desktop User2]

After the GamerGate 2.0 stream Ethan decided to fuck with Carl and tried to get him deplatform from UKIP. I don't know why everyone always forgets this. That's why Carl retaliated and fucked with his youtube stream by tweeting at the Wall Street Journal (Blah Blah Ralph Hypocrisy Blah Blah Blah you already know the rest) Instead of just trying to laugh at Carl being retarded he openly tried to fuck with his political "ambitions". Ethan always unnecessarily takes it to another level.
http://archive.md/0i7i9
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Oh yeah, just in case you're wondering where the tweet went he deleted it.

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Nah, the WSJ was pretty straight forward: we were shitting on Yoree Koh's parents scam live. The streams went down when we started to riff on the article

 

[MeltyTW]

Ralph has deleted his tweet to Vickers bragging about shagging his daughter.

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@theralph whats the matter ralphy? i thought this was a socially acceptable chad move? mounting legal troubles got you in a panic? anyone have that tweet archived btw im sure ethan and the vickers legal team would appreciate it

 

[3.14159265359]

Anyone can bang a girl like Faith, even Matt.
He just needs to find one with a father that looks like him.

You could say this about any incel, but they won't get laid because its not in them to get it done.

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

Does Ralph still have a public discord?

 

[Had]

Discount Hotwheels is on 24/7 gunt guard duty

He does it for free

 

[Love Machine]

Genuinely curious about what the thread thinks

Is gator more respectable since we now know he gets payed.

Or

Is he less respectable now that we know he doesn't do it out of loyalty and is just another grifter.

React with a deviant for 1, and a lunacy for 2.

 

[resident]

Gator going live at 5EST:

I hope he trolls everyone by addressing all the "table top air conditioner" speculation and then ending the stream.

 

[Guntkvd]

My personal headcanon is that after his "only comment on the matter" Ralph consulted with Rekieta who told him that everything will be fine and this is the reason Ralph is so cocky again.
Please, Ralph, take every legal advice from Rekieta.

 

[Sea Hag Henderson]

PROPOSITION 65 WARNING:

Gunt grease contains chemicals known to the State of Kiwifornia to cause cancer, brain damage, cringe, and other birth defects or other reproductive harm.

 

[Gangster Talk]

Genuinely curious about what the thread thinks

Is gator more respectable since we now know he gets payed.

Or

Is he less respectable now that we know he doesn't do it out of loyalty and is just another grifter.

React with a deviant for 1, and a lunacy for 2.

Rigged poll, only paypigs can rate deviant.

I have more respect for Gator, but even less for Ralph knowing that he pretty much has to pay for friends.