🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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I see lots of speculation about Ethan's supposed blackmail folders that he has on his capos in order to keep them in line. While I certainly don't think Ralph would be above that sort of thing, it isn't necessary to explain the behaviour of the guntguard up to now.

It really just boils down to ingroup vs outgroup politics. Mundane Matt is an other, so his mere presence taints your stream and you must never forget the flagging, however Ralph is 'in' so when he demands to see managers on DLive and spergs about corn jokes, that totally isn't funny and when you call him mean names it's super cereal. Somewhat ironically, this situation is similar to that which gave rise to the IBS-sphere, a lot of people were turned off by how skeptics were deciding that whenever skeptics were fucking up, then it was 'petty drama' and 'conspiracy theories' not worth their time. (skeptics who in turn got their rise out of GG/SJW-baiting that worked along the same lines)

You don't need the NP2 racket mafia, you don't need Ralph's black(ed) book. The only explanation necessary is that they are 'fwends', they hang out at each other's houses, host each other's shows and so they pick the nits out of each other's backs too.

Hell, remember when Donga's empire was beginning to crumble with the false pedo allegations and wrestle wrestle shit? A lot of people speculated back then that Tonka had secret tabs on Failure and co-horts that was keeping them in line, and the Ecelebs who mock him at every turn now were acting just as gingerly in their criticism of him too (Ralph and co. especially).

And, honestly, I think if these past two days have proved anything, it's that ER isn't exactly the best at keeping incriminating recordings under wraps.
 
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Earthworm Foucault said:
You don't need the NP2 racket mafia, you don't need Ralph's black(ed) book. The only explanation necessary is that they are 'fwends', they hang out at each other's houses, host each other's shows and so they pick the nits out of each other's backs too.
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i refuse to believe that ralph doesnt have a collection of sex tapes with each member of the gunt guard on hand
 
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Noproblemo said:
Some NEET samurai must use his SEO magic to plaster the deeds of Gonzalo Lira on the front page.
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made me curious
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Smarty Pants said:
It might have been buried in the six million pages since the start of the happening, but has Keem commented on this? This sort of thing is right up his alley.
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Keem said this on Twitter earlier today

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He seems to be unaware of the situation (Or he could just be pretending to be unaware, since him and Ethan Ralph are friends). Nobody really brought it up in any of the replies either, since Ralph is too irrelevant for people to bombard Keemstar with requests to cover the story.
 
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Earthworm Foucault said:
I see lots of speculation about Ethan's supposed blackmail folders that he has on his capos in order to keep them in line. While I certainly don't think Ralph would be above that sort of thing, it isn't necessary to explain the behaviour of the guntguard up to now.

It really just boils down to ingroup vs outgroup politics. Mundane Matt is an other, so his mere presence taints your stream and you must never forget the flagging, however Ralph is 'in' so when he demands to see managers on DLive and spergs about corn jokes, that totally isn't funny and when you call him mean names it's super cereal. Somewhat ironically, this situation is similar to that which gave rise to the IBS-sphere, a lot of people were turned off by how skeptics were deciding that whenever skeptics were fucking up, then it was 'petty drama' and 'conspiracy theories' not worth their time. (skeptics who in turn got their rise out of GG/SJW-baiting that worked along the same lines)

You don't need the NP2 racket mafia, you don't need Ralph's black(ed) book. The only explanation necessary is that they are 'fwends', they hang out at each other's houses, host each other's shows and so they pick the nits out of each other's backs too.

Hell, remember when Donga's empire was beginning to crumble with the false pedo allegations and wrestle wrestle shit? A lot of people speculated back then that Tonka had secret tabs on Failure and co-horts that was keeping them in line, and the Ecelebs who mock him at every turn now were acting just as gingerly in their criticism of him too (Ralph and co. especially).

And, honestly, I think if these past two days have proved anything, it's that ER isn't exactly the best at keeping incriminating recordings under wraps.
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In Gator's case, we now know he's straight up an employee
 
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Earthworm Foucault said:
I see lots of speculation about Ethan's supposed blackmail folders that he has on his capos in order to keep them in line. While I certainly don't think Ralph would be above that sort of thing, it isn't necessary to explain the behaviour of the guntguard up to now.

It really just boils down to ingroup vs outgroup politics. Mundane Matt is an other, so his mere presence taints your stream and you must never forget the flagging, however Ralph is 'in' so when he demands to see managers on DLive and spergs about corn jokes, that totally isn't funny and when you call him mean names it's super cereal. Somewhat ironically, this situation is similar to that which gave rise to the IBS-sphere, a lot of people were turned off by how skeptics were deciding that whenever skeptics were fucking up, then it was 'petty drama' and 'conspiracy theories' not worth their time. (skeptics who in turn got their rise out of GG/SJW-baiting that worked along the same lines)

You don't need the NP2 racket mafia, you don't need Ralph's black(ed) book. The only explanation necessary is that they are 'fwends', they hang out at each other's houses, host each other's shows and so they pick the nits out of each other's backs too.

Hell, remember when Donga's empire was beginning to crumble with the false pedo allegations and wrestle wrestle shit? A lot of people speculated back then that Tonka had secret tabs on Failure and co-horts that was keeping them in line, and the Ecelebs who mock him at every turn now were acting just as gingerly in their criticism of him too (Ralph and co. especially).

And, honestly, I think if these past two days have proved anything, it's that ER isn't exactly the best at keeping incriminating recordings under wraps.
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I partially agree. I think for the bigger fish, Dick and Ralph, a large aspect of it is friendship. And by friendship I mean having people around you that give you a pass for your more unfavorable traits, will 'have your back', and who you can enjoy some time with and let your guard down a bit with.

For Ralph though the issue is that his alcoholism is controlling too much of his life, and has been for a while. He's lost most of his shame due to it (never had that much to start with), and has just gotten so used to being a repulsive loud mouthed cunt, with people oft applauding him for it, that his self image is of this Alpha Chad Internet Leader, when in relaity his body is a fucking mess, most of the internet that knows about him hates him, and being obnoxiously arrogant isn't actually the be all and end all of chadness. There's elements of this with Dick as well, ever since lockdown started, but he has a long way to go until he's at the gunt's level.

With the smaller fish though internet fwends is less a controlling factor, they're more about being accepted/liked by The Cool Kids and modelling themselves after them (hell you see can even see that with Ralph and how he treats Daddy Dick and Jim). Sometimes this is just for social benefits, but often times it's because they want a slice of the money/fame/power (and they think they deserve it).

tl;dr i think most of these people are fairly warped individuals finding some degree of solace in the company of people with similiarish beliefs and flaws, and it's just that in this corner of the internet this entails varying degrees of right wing beliefs and personal degeneracy.

Ralph totally has folders of shit on everyone though. The man has no soul any more, just a fleshy hole filled with pus and booze.
 
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Canned Bread said:
Keem said this on Twitter earlier today

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He seems to be unaware of the situation (Or he could just be pretending to be unaware, since him and Ethan Ralph are friends). Nobody really brought it up in any of the replies either, since Ralph is too irrelevant for people to bombard Keemstar with requests to cover the story.
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Keem is focused on tik tok teens right now. The gunt is old news.
 
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