Jim Groat - RIghtwing Gunnie and ManChild

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.
Absinthe said:
A BLANGRY, deviant rightwing lolcow who draws comics? This guy should meet @The_Iconoclast. They'd have so much to talk about. Filthy lib'ruls, for one...
Click to expand...
Oh god. That would be momentous. Except I think Sweet would probably look down on the guy for his furry fetish.
 
  • Agree
Reactions: Dumb Frogposter, MarvinTheParanoidAndroid, Scribbler and 3 others
I read in the links that apparently he was off at a furry convention while his wife was in labor. Nearly dying on the process. He even passed on witnessing the birth of his first child.

I don't know, something about that just irks me a little. You're about to become a father. And what do you do? You fuck around at a convention for people who are into yiffing.

I'm glad his wife decided to divorce from him.
 
  • Agree
  • Feels
  • Optimistic
Reactions: Francis E. Dec Esc., Littleblackchyld, NobleGreyHorse and 10 others
scorptatious said:
I read in the links that apparently he was off at a furry convention while his wife was in labor. Nearly dying on the process. He even passed on witnessing the birth of his first child.

I don't know, something about that just irks me a little. You're about to become a father. And what do you do? You fuck around at a convention for people who are into yiffing.

I'm glad his wife decided to divorce from him.
Click to expand...

Read on. I think what was the last straw for the wife was that Groat is a rabid Scott Walker supporter, and because of Walker's anti-everything policies, it's made the wife's job (not sure exactly what job it is, but it is a state govt. job) a shambles that pays next to nothing. Imagine busting your butt all day at a state job that now pays dick, your own union cannot do anything about it, and you come home every night to some tea party fuck-stick that's one of the people responsible for your shit day at a shit job, who's been doing nothing but watching Fox News all day & bellowing about the union crooks and welfare moochers. I don't know how she resisted the urge all these years to pick up a shiny shiny sharp knife and deal with JIMMAY! once and for all. I guess she really does love her kids so much that she was willing to put up with even a giant ten year old until the kids were old enough.

Even when served with divorce papers, he refused to move out unless she paid him off with six thousand dollars. And like a spoiled child throwing a tantrum, he has made every single step of the process an ordeal for her. And even after he moved out, most of Groat's crap is still lying around inside her house where she cannot touch it let alone dump it out of fear Jim will do some legal shenanigans to retaliate.

Chris may be an awful excuse for a human, but even his cockroach soul is far more noble than whatever Jim keeps in his carcass. If Jim was Chris, Barb would be dead by now from neglect and elder abuse.
 
  • Feels
  • Winner
  • Agree
Reactions: banallwojakposters, WeeGee, Littleblackchyld and 16 others
258mfb7.jpg


"Adding insult, a noted troll who must seriously be bored or recently kicked off yet another troll site, has decided to rub me the wrong way....AGAIN! I swear, I want to Mash this fucker through a chain link fence like mashing a fly though a window screen!"

2524964-4999787454-25047.jpg
 
  • Winner
  • Like
Reactions: Dumb Frogposter, MarvinTheParanoidAndroid, cumrobbery and 5 others
JFKdestroyer said:
Seeing as he's from Wisconsin, where mass shootings/murders are a pasttime as beloved as cheering on "da Pack", I'm a bit concerned about his rage towards idiot college kids (Liberal ones too!) and his love of guns...
Click to expand...

He's in Wisconsin, from Arizona, where you could buy a gun out of gumball machine over there. It's the reverse of someone from Berkley having to live in Hangafag, Alabama.

But Groat is a bit like Chris in the chickenshit department. He's more likely to shoot his own dick off through careless gun-handling than harm anyone else.
 
  • Winner
  • Like
Reactions: NobleGreyHorse, MarvinTheParanoidAndroid, DuskEngine and 1 other person
He is literally borderline postal when it comes to stupid.


Edit: Hang on a second. I'm not experienced in delivery jobs, but I have to ask, how did the issue of tipping even come up? Where I live, you simply tip the delivery guy or don't. I mean... do you suppose the guy literally asked "What about my tip?"
 
  • Like
  • Winner
Reactions: NobleGreyHorse and MarvinTheParanoidAndroid
He Sets Me On Fire said:
He is literally borderline postal when it comes to stupid.


Edit: Hang on a second. I'm not experienced in delivery jobs, but I have to ask, how did the issue of tipping even come up? Where I live, you simply tip the delivery guy or don't. I mean... do you suppose the guy literally asked "What about my tip?"
Click to expand...

It's Jim Groat. Of course he'd expect a big tip every time. And keep in mind that Groat is a sociopath, which means lying is second nature to him. He probably does get tips but he makes up these stories of his in order to dress up his actual humdrum depressing existence. The types of liberals he's always claiming to encounter seem to be straight out of Fox News.
 
  • Agree
  • Mad at the Internet
  • Like
Reactions: Tennis-Ball-Tony, Jigglyjogglers, WeeGee and 6 others
Chipmunk With A Banana said:
It's Jim Groat. Of course he'd expect a big tip every time. And keep in mind that Groat is a sociopath, which means lying is second nature to him. He probably does get tips but he makes up these stories of his in order to dress up his actual humdrum depressing existence. The types of liberals he's always claiming to encounter seem to be straight out of Fox News.
Click to expand...

Bingo, I think that's the case as well. I mean, I understand blowing off steam, particularly when it comes to a customer service job, but this is the second time I've read some long, elaborate rant by the guy (though this one's shorter) about a bad day at work. Doesn't he do anything else?
 
  • Winner
Reactions: NobleGreyHorse and MarvinTheParanoidAndroid
Chipmunk With A Banana said:
He's in Wisconsin, from Arizona, where you could buy a gun out of gumball machine over there. It's the reverse of someone from Berkley having to live in Hangafag, Alabama.

But Groat is a bit like Chris in the chickenshit department. He's more likely to shoot his own dick off through careless gun-handling than harm anyone else.
Click to expand...

Awhile back, I remember Groat telling everyone a story about how he scared off some drunk dudes trying to break into his car (in Groatville, walking past his house is a burglary attempt) by running out of his house and pointing a shotgun at them.

When pressed about how dumbass, idiot, and stupid that was, he told everyone that hey, it's OK, his first three shotgun shells are loaded with rock salt in case he has to "scare someone off". He claimed the gun safety rule of "Only point a weapon at something you intend to destroy" was just a liberal idea meant to control gun owners.

I was fucking overjoyed when I heard his wife divorced and got the kids out. The way Groat talks about flinging firearms around to scare people and prove a point, I was sure that one day either his wife or his kids would end up "accidently" shot.
 
  • Agree
  • Informative
Reactions: NobleGreyHorse, MarvinTheParanoidAndroid, DuskEngine and 4 others
He Sets Me On Fire said:
Bingo, I think that's the case as well. I mean, I understand blowing off steam, particularly when it comes to a customer service job, but this is the second time I've read some long, elaborate rant by the guy (though this one's shorter) about a bad day at work. Doesn't he do anything else?
Click to expand...

Only two? Jim's been whining & bitching about his shitty jobs and the Liberal Du Jour since he moved to Wisconsin in the early 90's.

Another little factoid: When his first-born son was little, one of the cute things Jim would do is to encourage the kid to run around conventions randomly punching total strangers in the nuts. It's like Jim found a way to hurt people by proxy with someone he knows would never land in trouble. Also, there was an article in the local news about Jim taking his son out to sift through trash left on curbs. Let's say the son really had it awkward in school for years after that segment aired.

Only when the son grew older & wiser, he realized what a piece of shit his Dad is and apologized to all the people he could relocate.
 
Last edited:
  • Informative
Reactions: armoreddinnerjacket, Francis E. Dec Esc., NobleGreyHorse and 6 others
Wow! I completely missed that there's a Groat thread! Do you know that:

Groat once posted a pic of his wife's boobs on some forum, probably without her consent?

Groat fancies himself a #masterpronker and pours laxatives in people's drinks?

Groat's habit of gutting Smurf plushies with combat knives has caused major problems for hotel cleaning staffs on more than one furry con?
 
  • Like
  • Informative
Reactions: Adamska, NobleGreyHorse, MarvinTheParanoidAndroid and 3 others
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back