🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Here is my genuine hope and official prediction for Gator's stream.

He's telling everyone to fuck off. Null, Dick, Ralph, the internet in general. He's quitting his side gig, deleting his shit, and concentrating on school. Shutting down DLive, shutting down existing twitter, just a ghost.

It's the absolute best thing this man can do for his life.
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Edit: My heart is broken Gator. I will never recover.
 
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i think its a natural reaction to someone unknowingly showing that they are bad at sex to a level people actually couldnt conceive of

i dont think its physically possible for a girl to cum in under five minutes of penetration only sex unless youre a real outlier in sensitivity
To be fair, we have no idea how long they'd been fucking for. She may have been working on him for a while and just flipped around and that's why he decided to pull out the camera because he's a sneaky little bitch.

OTOH, it's just so sad to me that he's made it to his mid thirties and obviously has no idea what he's doing down there. Sure anal stimulation can be fun, but just fingering the asshole AND you have a little dick? Maybe his tiny t-rex arms can't reach around to stimulate her breasts or pussy, but he didn't even try to pull her hair, he just slapped her ass/lower back and she kept working at it until he was done so she could go back to watching Buffy with her real boyfriend.

He truly is lazy and shameful in every area of his life.
 
Uh-oh, lads. It’s not looking good. It’s looking like a cope stream from Gator. Sad.
lol to them revenge porn is "the face side" we're the evil heels for daring to laugh at ralph and tell him that rutting like a pig in public with absolutely no parties consent isnt socially acceptable

It will be Gator's autistic version of trolling da Kiwi A-Loggers and spitting Josh.
that will be glorious, we need to archive it before hes inevitably bullied back into ralph's cuck shed

To be fair, we have no idea how long they'd been fucking for. She may have been working on him for a while and just flipped around and that's why he decided to pull out the camera because he's a sneaky little bitch.

OTOH, it's just so sad to me that he's made it to his mid thirties and obviously has no idea what he's doing down there. Sure anal stimulation can be fun, but just fingering the asshole AND you have a little dick? Maybe his tiny t-rex arms can't reach around to stimulate her breasts or pussy, but he didn't even try to pull her hair, he just slapped her ass/lower back and she kept working at it until he was done so she could go back to watching Buffy with her real boyfriend.

He truly is lazy and shameful in every area of his life.
he didnt even do what little work he did for her though, she was confused as to why he was playing with her ass crack. he gets no points as a surprise shit excavation is hardly erotic or romantic
 
Realtalk, most actual fucking takes place over the course of 10-15 minutes. But if Ralph wasn't an animal there would have been some kind of foreplay, or even some touching of her erogenous zones while she was out in the gunt fields laboring to bring him to orgasm.

Also she faked it. She faked it so hard. She never came on that dick Ralph, this girl probably hasn't ever had an actual orgasm during sex in her life, you can tell by her writings where she talks about how the couples always "release" at the same time.
True. The first thing I thought when I saw the tape is he clearly could care less if the girl is getting off. It's barely inside her. She's clearly making noises based on what he's saying. He should have turned her around so she could get more of it inside her, rub her clit instead of her asshole, or got her off first, because there is no way he would have taken care of her afterwards. She was playing a part. She eventually knew she was on camera. She probably didn't want it to look like she was uncomfortable or not satisfied because it was being immortalized.
 
They've done this before when internal drama happens. It's just to jerk the hate viewers off and harvest monies. The stream is going about to be about something unrelated at best, or a cope stream at worst.

I'm kind of hoping that the Stormer article is correct in that this won't impact Ralph in the long-term; that he thrives on drama, and this is just more drama. I want more antics, for years to come. How fat can Ralph get? How many pills can he throw at himself without his body quitting out? How much further will his dick retract into the gunt?

Ralph's like a motion-picture Guinness World Record book of ever-spiraling failure, with no apparent signs of bottoming out anytime soon.
 
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I'm kind of hoping that the Stormer article is correct in that this won't impact Ralph in the long-term; that he thrives on drama, and this is just more drama. I want more antics, for years to come. How fat can Ralph get? How many pills can he throw at himself without his body quitting out? How much further will his dick retract into the gunt?

Ralph's like a motion-picture Guinness World Record book of ever-spiraling failure, with no apparent signs of bottoming out anytime soon.
Given his sedentary lifestyle and alcohol/drug consumption, he has maybe two years left before his organs liquify and someone discovers his melted gunt stuck to his unwashed bedsheets. No amount of guntshielding will stop the cirrhosis of his liver.
 
I'm kind of hoping that the Stormer article is correct in that this won't impact Ralph in the long-term; that he thrives on drama, and this is just more drama. I want more antics, for years to come. How fat can Ralph get? How many pills can he throw at himself without his body quitting out? How much further will his dick retract into the gunt?

Ralph's like a motion-picture Guinness World Record book of ever-spiraling failure, with no apparent signs of bottoming out anytime soon.
Remember though that we're operating on a tight time limit here. This is not a man who will make it to old age. His gunt could give out at any minute.
 
I'm kind of hoping that the Stormer article is correct in that this won't impact Ralph in the long-term; that he thrives on drama, and this is just more drama. I want more antics, for years to come. How fat can Ralph get? How many pills can he throw at himself without his body quitting out? How much further will his dick retract into the gunt?

Ralph's like a motion-picture Guinness World Record book of ever-spiraling failure, with no apparent signs of bottoming out anytime soon.
Can't wait for the Ralph's home done leg amputation arc.
 
I wonder how this will effect Gunt's stream numbers? The next stream might even have record numbers for his dlive career. The portion of hate watchers and regular people will drastically shift, but both will still watch. Ralph better be watching Knudsen's wings documentary, if he wants to survive this.
 
True. The first thing I thought when I saw the tape is he clearly could care less if the girl is getting off. It's barely inside her. She's clearly making noises based on what he's saying. He should have turned her around so she could get more of it inside her, rub her clit instead of her asshole, or got her off first, because there is no way he would have taken care of her afterwards. She was playing a part. She eventually knew she was on camera. She probably didn't want it to look like she was uncomfortable or not satisfied because it was being immortalized.
i dont understand this mind set of basing your self worth on sexual prowess but then not trying to get the woman off during sex. whats to brag about then?

I'm kind of hoping that the Stormer article is correct in that this won't impact Ralph in the long-term; that he thrives on drama, and this is just more drama. I want more antics, for years to come. How fat can Ralph get? How many pills can he throw at himself without his body quitting out? How much further will his dick retract into the gunt?

Ralph's like a motion-picture Guinness World Record book of ever-spiraling failure, with no apparent signs of bottoming out anytime soon.
at first i thought itd be funny if ralph was stripped of resources but the recent leaks have made me realize, it doesnt matter how much money ethan ralph has he CHOOSES to live like a pig, he will always have a trash filled room he never leaves, he will always have paper plates and shitty food, the only thing ethan's wealth will do is sustain his lifestyle for us to laugh at, in fact itll be better. we can laugh at his terrible wastes of money and his miserable lifestyle and his gunt tapes. none of his purchases are anything more than glossed low class shit

he will always pay attention to us, he will always care, were in his head whether hes soaring high financially or not, he cant escape. the psyops have hooked him. hes still focused on having this thread deleted even years later in lulls. hes here forever our little punching bag
 
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