🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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"I'm not gonna just... TURN on him, because he's being SHITTY. I'm not gonna TURN on him because he FYACKED up"
The way he punches some of those words really bothers me... Is this part of the Metokur shtick?

Now I know how Kraut felt about the fucking breathing and lipsmacking
 
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Basics? The show was ibs. That's when it was most popular. There were 30 people there when it wasn't ibs
 
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That wouldn't even make sense. That'd be so unbelievably fucking dumb that I cannot entertain the thought that even Gator, or Ralph for that matter, would be that fucking stupid.

That would be Gator, saying that he used an account, that Ralph denied up and down he didn't own, that he and Dame said wasn't Ralph's and even at one point denied the very existence of, to leak a sex tape only Ralph would have had access to, otherwise it's openly admitting that Ralph sent that sex tape without Faith's consent, TO GATOR FOR SOME SICK FUCKING REASON.

"Hey Gaydur, I know you've been having a difficult time lately so here's me getting some flabby, clammy, pale ass that has the same cottage-cheese texture I imagine yours does. Hopefully you'll be able to make do with this for now... baby. 😘" Like what the fuck?
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Dear god anything but this fucking Milquetoast take..... I was just listing out ideas that would be interesting. I'm struggling so hard right now to pay attention.
 
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inoffensive and bland but i think ethan will flip out since he's paid for absolute loyalty, and now here you have this upstart having the nerve to upstage ralph with both more views, trying to "dr phil" him, and worst of all insinuating that the hated kiwi-pedo-alog-brokedick- betas might have valid points about the gunt. on top of pointing out a physical flaw of ralph he need to work on. gaytor is going to get flamenco-ed on the pillstream
 
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"This legit might be some of the most Wily E Coyote shit I've seen play out in a long fucking time."

- Jim


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This is gator's version of future message lmao. Also he is definitely getting a pimp hand after this stream.
 
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inoffensive and bland but i think ethan will flip out since he's paid for absolute loyalty, and now here you have this upstart having the nerve to upstage ralph with both more views, trying to "dr phil" him, and worst of all insinuating that the hated kiwi-pedo-alog-brokedick- betas might have valid points about the gunt. on top of pointing out a physical flaw of ralph he need to work on. gaytor is going to get flamenco-ed on the pillstream
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Nope, this has to be pre-arranged and planned. He wouldn't be this steady with the performance otherwise.
 
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Shannon is saying all this with such an absence of trepidation that I'm betting he got the go-ahead for this script from Ralph himself. The controlled chuckling, the measured statements ,the minimum required mockery to put across the impression of being "in" on how bad it is.

Fully co-ordinated Guntguard PR.
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We will know if Ralph blows up. I'm saying if Ralph doesn't attack and disown Gator over this, this was preplanned with Guntboi in on it.
 
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