🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[nekrataal]

No it will be boogie 2.0 he has paralleled boogies actions throughout this whole debacle. Two fat circus animals who can't stop dancing for the crowd.

It’d be gunt vs gunt in a battle of the gunts.

 

[Big Bad Wart]

Why is anyone calling this a redemption arc of Jarbo? All he did was cling to his ruined reputation just long enough for his fuck up to be overshadowed by a bigger fuck up. He's only remembered because he was once involved, and he acts like a preening fucking faggot about it whenever he's on a stream.

Ironically saying he has a redemption arc to gass him up is fun. Hopefully it continues and Jarbo makes a fool of himself thinking he is actually being redeemed.

Edit: same applies to PPP

 

[MeltyTW]

Why is everyone else so fucking gay?

The gunt tape disgusted us enough to push us away form heterosexual intercourse

 

[AnOminous]

I wonder if Shannie the Jannie can take a shit without Ralph's explicit permission

Not without the Gunt getting to take a sniff test first.

 

[Strange Looking Dog]

The gunt right now

 

[Curious Addie]

I have a theory why he is in Williamsburg. Perhaps he was going to go there with Faith and booked a room back before she dumped him. He either couldn't get a refund, or maybe just wanted to escape the squalor and go on a two day bender without being within 10 feet of his mother. Assuming he is actually in Williamsburg and not violating his parole or meeting up with Digibro and doing God knows what degeneracy.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Unfortunately, it's fucking dull af. Cog is only interesting when people are fighting on show. PPP's shitting on Gator was godlike, but he's so irrelevant no one else, but PPP bothers to mock him.

Yeah, I gave up on it.

1. Many victims of revenge porn don't like pursing legal action because it confirms the revenge porn is indeed of them, which is embarrassing for normal people. But it has been proven here that it's Faith and Ralph. Additionally, Faith is not a normal person. This shouldn't be a hindrance to her seeking legal restitution. Sure admitting to fucking the Gunt, despite it already been proven, in a court of law might be embarrassing, but remember that Faith is manipulative. For all we know she might spin the story into how she was groomed by an evil [buzzword here] and do a media circuit to collect them sweet dollars.

I could see her claiming Ralph plied her with booze and she only kissed him because she was scared of him, he bullied her into taking her clothes off and then into have sex. I.e. play the victim to keep Dad happy.

Incidentally, in adezero's comments on the Corn Harvest stream she mentioned giving him benzos so he wouldn't bother her for sex and everyone laughed. If you want to imagine the worst-case scenario for Ralph imagine a modestly dressed and tearful Faith telling a Virginia court full of Southern boomers how Ralph, a violent felon, tricked her into coming to his hovel as a friend, plied her with drink and drugs and then pressured her into sex.

At which point Ralph is completely and utterly screwed, more so than he deserves, to be honest.

 

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

Why is anyone calling this a redemption arc of Jarbo? All he did was cling to his ruined reputation just long enough for his fuck up to be overshadowed by a bigger fuck up. He's only remembered because he was once involved, and he acts like a preening fucking faggot about it whenever he's on a stream.

 

[Null]

Why is anyone calling this a redemption arc of Jarbo?

Because it's funny.

All you stupid fags freaking out about redemption arcs and Kraut bad, Matt bad, PPP bad need to kill yourselves. You make this website less fun by existing. There are no sides. No one cares about your personal vendettas.

Do you get it? This is all at Ralph's expense and for the benefit of everyone watching. When the dust settles, feel free to evaluate how you feel about every other person involved, but for now - kindly keep your Fantasy Football IBS team drafts to yourself, because no one cares.

 

[b0o0pinsn0o0tz]

The gunt tape disgusted us enough to push us away form all intercourse

FTFY

 

[Big Bad Wart]

I have a theory why he is in Williamsburg. Perhaps he was going to go there with Faith and booked a room back before she dumped him. He either couldn't get a refund, or maybe just wanted to escape the squalor and go on a two day bender without being within 10 feet of his mother. Assuming he is actually in Williamsburg and not violating his parole or meeting up with Digibro and doing God knows what degeneracy.

I think there might be a chance that faith might come on stream with the gunt because either 1.) she got payed or 2) with how delusional her dad seems to be about her behavior he couldn't tard wrangle her.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Yeah, I gave up on it.



I could see her claiming Ralph plied her with booze and she only kissed him because she was scared of him, he bullied her into taking her clothes off and then into have sex. I.e. play the victim to keep Dad happy.

Incidentally, in adezero's comments on the Corn Harvest stream she mentioned giving him benzos so he wouldn't bother her for sex and everyone laughed. If you want to imagine the worst-case scenario for Ralph imagine a modestly dressed and tearful Faith telling a Virginia court full of boomers how Ralph, a violent felon pressured her into sex after getting a drunk and giving her drugs after tricking her into coming to his hovel as a friend.

At which point Ralph is completely and utterly screwed, more so than he deserves, to be honest.

What's the worst that could happen?

 

[Backpeddling Into Hell]

Now the only path forward for Ethan is escalation. I’m calling it for a tranny/black prostitute fueled threesome next

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

I'm fucking confused, you guys.

I don't get why Josh acts Ralph's reaction to the corn joke was that surprising. Yeah it was just a joke, but it was wrapped around the truth. No shit someone like Ralph doesn't like hearing he needs to be sacrificed, even if true, because I think any reasonable person would hate being singled out like that, even if true.

Why is anyone calling this a redemption arc of Jarbo? All he did was cling to his ruined reputation just long enough for his fuck up to be overshadowed by a bigger fuck up. He's only remembered because he was once involved, and he acts like a preening fucking faggot about it whenever he's on a stream.

And I'm not about to forget that PPP didn't get shitter-shattered that he couldn't trick Jim into carry water for him. That heel turn toward Jim was the exact same thing people thought Ralph would do if they ever had a falling out. If it's faggotry for one it's faggotry for the other. Am I supposed to pretend that he's not just as big a cow as Ralph is and will probably end up being the next one sacrificed to the corn?

I'm only current on Ralph because Josh is like one of two people I still follow. Why is everyone else so fucking gay?

It's a Jarbo redemption arc because he's having fun.

What Jarbo did was bad, but it wasn't worth going to prison over, and it was two years ago and since then he has met a barrage of similar shit and hasn't flagged it.

I don't care about Jarbo or about his flagging from 2018. Neither should you. Yet Ralph bases his E fame off of it.

 

[Moist Unguentine]

I couldn't get through Cog's stream either. He still has the annoying sound effects that people hated 2 years ago.

 

[Top Skink]

All you stupid fags freaking out about redemption arcs and Kraut bad, Matt bad, PPP bad need to kill yourselves. You make this website less fun by existing. There are no sides. No one cares about your personal vendettas.

no you don't understand we don't like ralph now and so anyone that makes fun of ralph is BASED and REDPILLED

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I don't get why Josh acts Ralph's reaction to the corn joke was that surprising. Yeah it was just a joke, but it was wrapped around the truth. No shit someone like Ralph doesn't like hearing he needs to be sacrificed, even if true, because I think any reasonable person would hate being singled out like that, even if true.

Well before all of this we all thought Ralph was super tough and immune to being made fun of. Certainly not because watching a man in his mid 30s throwing a tantrum over a corn joke is really funny or anything.

 

[Crystal Golem]

I'm really digging this thing @Kraut does where he premieres multiple short videos in quick succession.

 

[HarveySperg41]

It's a Jarbo redemption arc because he's having fun.

What Jarbo did was bad, but it wasn't worth going to prison over, and it was two years ago and since then he has met a barrage of similar shit and hasn't flagged it.

I don't care about Jarbo or about his flagging from 2018. Neither should you. Yet Ralph bases his E fame off of it.

I just like a redemption arc, I don’t care for who it is.

 

[Long Time Caller]

I could swear I've seen everything in this thread for the past year, including this month somehow, but I don't recall seeing this posted yet, so here it is.

Take Me Home, Guntry Roads

Home, as in where Faith needs to go!!

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