🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Lemmingwise said:
3. Ralph paid Nora to get on the killstream
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I think it should be emphasized why Ralph paid Nora for an appearance. Ade was a little unclear, and said something like he paid Nora "to get back at someone who thought she wouldn't come on". This came out of his spergout at Vaush. For the record, Vaush is an obnoxious faggot but Nora becoming a point of the conversation at all was the product of Ethan's confused, wetbrained haze. Apropro of nothing other than a passing reference to his divorce, Ethan went on this bizarre tangent about how Nora would own Vaush if he brought her on and apparently suddenly started drunk texting her. The next day she made her sponsored appearance on the Killstream and he bizarrely flaunted this as some victory over Vaush, even though it had nothing to do with anything, and his absolutely retarded lemming fanbase fed his ego by joining in the celebration and agreeing he somehow destroyed Vaush by doing this.

It's also telling that Ade talked about how he "doesn't really eat that much". Ethan is approaching the stage of alcoholism where his body stops processing anything other than booze and his brain starts to become pudding.
 
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@theralph I know what the issue is, when people explained to you how not to be a lolcow they always basically just told you to do what they say without any real advice to mitigate bullying while doing whatever you like. Well I feel bad for you so ill explain how to actually avoid lolcowdom without becoming kiwifarms's bitch. from someone who uses these same tactics and has against you

Step 1: you have to keep showing off your sex life, null and these incel losers are all just jealous that you fuck and they dont, end of. you need to rub it in their faces with sex tape after sex tape, dick pic after dick pic

Step 2: drink more on screen and do drugs on screen. null is a bitch and is not your boss. you love to partake a little of the substances now and again and what business of it is that broke dick busybody moralfag? drink often drug out often and tell null to eat a fat one

Step 3: get more aggressive with your alogs. why does every troll tell you not to feed or mention them? because theyre abusers who want this all underwraps. always call out what theyre doing and dont listen to their pov. they just want to spin their ops as anything but gay and abusive, screen shot kiwifarms whenever they post lies, slander, and bs

Step 4: dont cuck to their morality, back in the akira thing people told you that you couldnt do to them what they did to you, no you gotta not let them set the standards. assert yourself and your beliefs

Step 5: dont tolerate snakes, the most important steps, kiwifarms has made you think that you have to accept toxic friends like flamenco who say theyre trying to help but just want to chastise you on air to boost their own streams. is it a coincidence that theyre friends and gaytor used your influence and perceived fuck up to draw views? no, now theyll want you to fight but you dont have to, just let gator know that this "criticism" and "help" is both bullshit and unwanted and that he should cut it out
 
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GeeWilickers47 said:
It's my dream that all this shit will somehow cause our Lord and Saviour Zidan to return from whatever corporate hell he is in, call Ralph a retarded fuck-up and then disappear back to the life of the only Killstream member who isn't a complete failure
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Though Ralph's reaction to that would be funny as fuck, I would want at least one IBS person out of the game forever. If Zidan came back, he would have to comment on all of Ralph's current and future fuck-ups which would eventually cause him trouble with his career due to having an association with an alt-right figure.
Zidan did his time, let him be free of the internet drama.
 
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Gangster Talk said:
It's also telling that Ade talked about how he "doesn't really eat that much". Ethan is approaching the stage of alcoholism where his body stops processing anything other than booze and his brain starts to become pudding.
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How much alcohol is he drinking to be maintaining his body weight? The guy is fucking huge and has no muscle mass. To be maintaining that on pure alcoholic consumption alone blows my mind.
 
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Neurotic Loser said:
Though Ralph's reaction to that would be funny as fuck, I would want at least one IBS person out of the game forever. If Zidan came back, he would have to comment on all of Ralph's current and future fuck-ups which would eventually cause him trouble with his career due to having an association with an alt-right figure.
Zidan did his time, let him be free of the internet drama.
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zidan isn't fully out of it he's still shitpoosting on twitter
 
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Gangster Talk said:
It's also telling that Ade talked about how he "doesn't really eat that much". Ethan is approaching the stage of alcoholism where his body stops processing anything other than booze and his brain starts to become pudding.
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At this point you start suffering severe B vitamin deficiency and this causes permanent brain damage from encephalitis.
 
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MeltyTW said:
i just remembered, ethan wasnt even famous then, he had numbers lower than current donga. thats a level of delusion right there. somehow it was less pathetic when i pictured him trying to act tough for watching as others nuked matt
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He isn’t famous now either
 
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