🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Garth]

That part of the interview stuck out to me as well. I believe when an alcoholic's diet gets like that they develop a vitamin B deficiency and eventually get some form of early onset dementia. It's called Korsakoff syndrome and it sounds like Ralph may be on the path to having it.

Known colloquially as 'Wet Brain'. I concur that Ralph is well on his way. As a hypothetical, lets say he is. Does he remember sending the sex tape link to fai-fai's meth bf?

 

[Toast Sandwich]

How much alcohol is he drinking to be maintaining his body weight? The guy is fucking huge and has no muscle mass. To be maintaining that on pure alcoholic consumption alone blows my mind.

E85 would be the mix he's running. They don't call him Ethanol Ralph for nothing.

 

[BULLY HUNTER_77]

All you stupid fags freaking out about redemption arcs and Kraut bad, Matt bad, PPP bad need to kill yourselves.

 

[soy_king]

E85 would be the mix he's running. They don't call him Ethanol Ralph for nothing.

By far the most horrific thing about his alcoholism is that he's not even good at it. I can't get over the fact that he drinks by mixing Maker's Mark with room temperature coke IN HIS MOUTH!! Not even the most filthy degenerate savage would even stoop to such a low. It's fucking disgusting.

 

[Sammich]

I've dug for 30 minutes, does anyone have a link to ghostler having a couple ralph retort refugees talking about the sex tape?

 

[Edilg]

Good Lord Ethan you're such a petty womanly cunt.
"S-she's on Adderall"
Oh so just like half the school children, and everyone on Wall Street and most of the successful entertainers in Hollywood? Maybe you should try Adderall and the Killstream would be entertaining again.

 

[BlancoMailo]

I've dug for 30 minutes, does anyone have a link to ghostler having a couple ralph retort refugees talking about the sex tape?

This is all that's been posted so far today.

Get ready for a treat everybody, because I finally clipped the Ghost Show video requests from yesterday that featured the gunt and Ghost's reaction to the gunt. And I only had to download a 3.2GB 10hr long file to get it to you.

Enjoy.

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[Grim_Autismo]

Booze impairs your central nervous system which burns a lot of calories passively. I also wouldn't be surprised if he's dealing with some pretty severe muscular dystrophy from a combination of being a lazy sack of shit for the last 3 years and the echo effect of impaired motor skills preventing him from really moving at all. Muscle burns a shit load of calories passively and he probably doesn't move around enough to get tree trunk legs that a lot of people his size tend to have.

Ethanol is also insanely calorie rich. A 26 of whiskey comes loaded with around 1600 calories, and the higher the proof the more it has. I don't know how bad his drinking really is, but even if he's just drinking a bottle a day (unlikely), that's a huge chunk of calories as a baseline, and every trashburger you eat and coke you drink only stacks up from there. Combine that with the fact that his resting metabolic rate is already near rock bottom from his lack of lean body mass, and the other complications added from him getting piss drunk every single night, it's incredibly easy to put on a shit ton of weight with no chance of losing any of it.

To top it all off, he's also quite short. 20 pounds of fat looks a lot different on someone who's 5'6 than it does on someone who's 6'0.

Matt Jarbo did the math, he's drinking 2 bottles a night and that'd be about 3600 calories BASE not factoring in chasers. That would be enough to sustain a 360lb person (if we're factoring 10kcal/lb, sedentary activity level). If he just ate the bare minimum and drank two bottles every night he could easily sustain himself for some time, but he does seem to already be suffering from muscular atrophy (eg: his tiny ill-defined arms and legs, poor back definition).

He's leeching minerals from his bones to keep going, I don't even want to imagine what's happening to his teeth as he continues to spiral. It's all just bad. And the brain! You'll end up like Diana from the Opie and Anthony show, thinking you're 30 years in the past on a Navy ship.

 

[Garth]

Good Lord Ethan you're such a petty womanly cunt.
"S-she's on Adderall"
Oh so just like half the school children, and everyone on Wall Street and most of the successful entertainers in Hollywood? Maybe you should try Adderall and the Killstream would be entertaining again.

@theralph You mooch pills off of women, or outright steal them.

 

[b0o0pinsn0o0tz]

Good Lord Ethan you're such a petty womanly cunt.
"S-she's on Adderall"
Oh so just like half the school children, and everyone on Wall Street and most of the successful entertainers in Hollywood? Maybe you should try Adderall and the Killstream would be entertaining again.

He'll snort it, you know that right?

 

[Jeff Gerstmann]

Ralph is the last person that should be calling out anyone on substance use. Mister 'can't go a day without being wasted.'
He's an insecure faggot that can't run a show without liquid courage.

 

[Perspicacity]

I've dug for 30 minutes, does anyone have a link to ghostler having a couple ralph retort refugees talking about the sex tape?

You didn't look hard enough geezer, I'm too lazy to look but I have a copy.

 

[MeltyTW]

Good Lord Ethan you're such a petty womanly cunt.
"S-she's on Adderall"
Oh so just like half the school children, and everyone on Wall Street and most of the successful entertainers in Hollywood? Maybe you should try Adderall and the Killstream would be entertaining again.

alternatively has he considered crack cocaine? free base perhaps? FREEBASING ISNT CRACK RALPH, ITS CLASSY. ELEGANT EVEN, BASED EVEN

 

[Sammich]

This is all that's been posted so far today.

Thanks a ton!

 

[3 Times Faster]

Good Lord Ethan you're such a petty womanly cunt.
"S-she's on Adderall"
Oh so just like half the school children, and everyone on Wall Street and most of the successful entertainers in Hollywood? Maybe you should try Adderall and the Killstream would be entertaining again.

The irony of an alcoholic calling someone out for substance abuse lol
Here's the difference Ralph; people on Adderall can actually be productive members of society, that's half the appeal, the only productive thing your alcoholism has achieved is giving us A-lawgs a good time laughing at your dumb ass.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

alternatively has he considered crack cocaine? free base perhaps?

I've known fat crack heads in my time. Crack gets you high for 15 minutes, maybe half an hour if you're lucky. If you've got that wiring in your head for compulsive eating not even crack is going to fix that; meth on the other hand, meth uber alles.

 

[BULLY HUNTER_77]

You

Nah, I'm not gator. I'm just a twitter orbiter who joined the farms to talk about this trashfire, since both Ralph and Dick blocked me.

 

[Chad Nasty]

Matt Jarbo did the math, he's drinking 2 bottles a night and that'd be about 3600 calories BASE not factoring in chasers. That would be enough to sustain a 360lb person (if we're factoring 10kcal/lb, sedentary activity level). If he just ate the bare minimum and drank two bottles every night he could easily sustain himself for some time, but he does seem to already be suffering from muscular atrophy (eg: his tiny ill-defined arms and legs, poor back definition).

He's leeching minerals from his bones to keep going, I don't even want to imagine what's happening to his teeth as he continues to spiral. It's all just bad. And the brain! You'll end up like Diana from the Opie and Anthony show, thinking you're 30 years in the past on a Navy ship.

Gunt's not even living at this point if he goes through two bottles a night. This dude is going to be put in the ICU for delirium tremens if he's ever forced to air out because of all the benzos he's gonna need to not go full on wonderland with hallucinations and tremoring.

 

[Toast Sandwich]

Even if you fix the vitamin deficiency the brain damage is permanent. It's really bad news. You lose the ability to remember things that happened even a minute ago.

 

[MeltyTW]

I've known fat crack heads in my time. Crack gets you high for 15 minutes, maybe half an hour if you're lucky. If you've got that wiring in your head for compulsive eating not even crack is going to fix that; meth on the other hand, meth uber alles.

no ralph, dont listen to the logic, dont bitch out and give in to reason now! free base cocaine to own those alogs! save your soul ralph, pwn null. free base that cocaine. warski probably has contacts still