The idea that every post here increases the workload of the worst part of that sad young man's job is hilarious to me. Ethan, in his near comatose state, probably struggles to discern what gator is relaying to him from gator's own opinions, and gator gets grounded from talking on the killstream the next time Dick/Jim is on yet again.
I'm imagining Gator as Butters in that episode of South Park where he has to filter all of Cartman's social media.
PL'g a bit here but fuck it. I had a pill habit many years ago and I tried to dry out cold turkey from xanax, my body temperature dropped pretty low and I had a seizure. Ended up in the emergency room and the doctor was actually a pretty good guy, gave me a script and tapering advice so I didn't end up killing myself and it worked. I hope to god he doesn't try to just go cold turkey off the benzos or the alcohol at the levels he's hitting it.
What a tragic hero, he's trying his best to live like a southern plantation owner. All you had to do was read the superchats Ralph! How did it come to this?
I with you dude, benzos and alcohol are terrible to come off. I'll never forget all the oxy's I got from the army, like a couple handfulls at a time. That was also a pretty wild ride. Dope sickness and benzo/booze withdrawal are absolutely terrible.
That's a pretty apt comparison. though I don't think even Butters had to wade through the kind of shit that's been flung in nearly two thousand fucking pages.
Holy fuck. I haven't seen it but that sounds hilarious. I'll have to check it out.
He thought all of the plantation owners dressed up in togas and watched the mandingos fuck their wives, that was his first mistake.
New to the whole gunt thing but damn saw the vid and the dudes pickle is a textbook chode, 3 inches of southern pride
Eh, be like our pal DSP and drink gin. It's a clear liquor and it mixes well with seltzer water and ice since it doesn't have a ton of flavor itself, so there's the fewest calories possible and no pesky congeners to make any hangovers/strain on your body more serious. Plus you can mix it with fruity shit to make drinks women and dudes with pitiful constitutions won't complain about. No surprise that drinking is about the only thing good ol' Phil does right.
even if he wasn’t a huge fat fuck it’d still be quite sad. Dudes peckarino lacks gusto
im sad we didnt work in an andre the giant reference
Just smoke weed.
Ralph does that too and it seems to be working wonderfully
Further more the stereotypical "beer belly" that alcoholics tend to get is not actually caused by weight gain per se, it is a symptom of the actual cause which is mal nutrition. If you have someone like ralph who drinks a gallon or more of alcohol per day almost every day then that alcohol is wrecking your entire body. It kills your brain cells and negatively affects the chemistry of your brain causing moderate to severe neurological damage which as previously stated leads to wet brain syndrome. It also obviously affects your liver and kidneys as they strain to filter, process, and break down the alcohol as well as the usual toxins of the blood which quickly leads to fatty liver, cirrosis, and in short order renal failure which is actually the most lethal part of severe alcoholisim. It is a quick but painful death when the part of your body that keeps your blood from going septic fails and without quick and consistant dialisis it can end you in very short order. The thing that will be most noticable if ralph enters the renal failure stage is he will have jaundice (thanks @The Real SVP )Which will cause his skin and the whites of his eyes to turn a sickly yellow and be blood shot, which might already be happening which could be that "grizzled" look of his gunt, but even more likely is the other silent killer of alcoholisim; diabetes.
, the sextape should definitely be called the Guntpooper Film. it was thoroughly analyzed after all.
It's completely middle-of-the-road in every way imaginable. Perfect for an alcoholic who hasn't tumbled down to the bottom shelf yet.
