🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Aurora said:
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Ah, a simpler time when no one had to worry about payment processors or the banks. Before the dark times. Before the Patriot Act
 

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Null said:
Special mentions to all these retarded fags who say and think stupid shit like this.

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Don't talk to people I don't like! Waaah! Even if they might have good questions, even if it's for 15 seconds, even if it's funny because it's letting Matt get free shots in on Ralph! Don't talk to people I don't like!!

Fuck offfffffffff. Unless they're into kids, I don't blacklist people.
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Can't help but to notice that you left out @Bryan Dunn.
 
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BadTakeCrucifier said:
Welcome to 2001. Ethan Ralph did 9/11.


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Gunt fuel... cannot melt steel beams... ✈ ✈ 🏙🏙 :gunt:
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Jihadi al-Guntdadi confirmed to still be at large and dangerous.

If you see THIS man:
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Please remain indoors and contact law enforcement agencies in your area immediately.
 
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Killstream Kleanup Krew said:
Ralph is jokingly threatening to show us more of his dick. Maybe he isn't joking.

How is it possible that his penis is more disturbing than the Gunt?
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It's amazing that he is denying his tiny cock now, I didn't think he would accuse people of lying about his size. Just unbelievable.
 
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Killstream Kleanup Krew said:
Ralph is jokingly threatening to show us more of his dick. Maybe he isn't joking.

How is it possible that his penis is more disturbing than the Gunt?
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>size slander

Is this even lying at this point? Or is this man just in deep denial? Hey, Jihadi al-Guntdadi, video doesn't lie.
 
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Killstream Kleanup Krew said:
Ralph is jokingly threatening to show us more of his dick. Maybe he isn't joking.

How is it possible that his penis is more disturbing than the Gunt?
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He is gonna jam a ruler so hard into his pelvis it will draw blood to make his dick go to the six inch mark on the ruler.
 
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Uberpenguin said:
Eh, be like our pal DSP and drink gin. It's a clear liquor and it mixes well with seltzer water and ice since it doesn't have a ton of flavor itself, so there's the fewest calories possible and no pesky congeners to make any hangovers/strain on your body more serious. Plus you can mix it with fruity shit to make drinks women and dudes with pitiful constitutions won't complain about. No surprise that drinking is about the only thing good ol' Phil does right.

But of course this is exactly why serious alcoholics like Ralph wind up in the state they are: they aren't thinking about harm reduction, they're just thinking about tossing that shit down until they're so deep in oblivion that what they're doing to their body doesn't even matter anymore.

That's the key to understanding addiction: addicts know they're killing themselves and destroying their life, and it upsets them, and the only way they know of to deal with upsetting feelings is to take more, and so the cycle continues. It's some really tragic and sick shit if I'm being honest, and in my many years of experience around addiction I have to say alcohol may overall be the worst of any.
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I dont mind gin, some fruity flavours on a hot day go down good. I dont drink often and have a tier list. Red Wine>rum>cerveza>lager. Even then, I'll try all kinds of things.

I just dont understand picking 1 booze, a midtier one at that and only drinking that. What an absolute pleb. Pick something better
 
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