🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[wildgoose]

Have a recording or something of his reaction?

This is all I've seen.

Rekieta Media on Twitter: "Hey, @TheRalphRetort what the actual F am …

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[MeltyTW]

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This is all I've seen.

http://archive.md/wip/PyPA9

im curious what his legal breakdown of the gunt tape would be

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2]

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This is all I've seen.

http://archive.md/wip/PyPA9

Hope Ralph takes this as an insult, and starts blocking gunt guards.

 

[Kaiser Aura]

who cares everyone he flagged is a murderer, pedo, or enabler of the previous two, if anything matt fell in combat against degenerate subhuman criminals.

God forbid he's moved on and works a real job and is enjoying the harvest with the rest of us. HOW DARE HE

im curious what his legal breakdown of the gunt tape would be

Too lazy to find the post but somebody said if he says "he'll be fine", he's fucked haha.

 

[MeltyTW]

God forbid he's moved on and works a real job and is enjoying the harvest with the rest of us. HOW DARE HE

having a loving family is cope, a job that isnt contingent on fickle aloof autists? cope. sex that has more romance than feces gobbling pigs rutting in the slop trough? cope not having to pay your wife to appear next to you? pure unadulterated cope

 

[Kaiser Aura]

having a loving family is cope, a job that isnt contingent on fickle aloof autists? cope. sex that has more romance than feces gobbling pigs rutting in the slop trough? cope not having to pay your wife to appear next to you? pure unadulterated cope

Everything that is IRL is cope. Get digital, BITCH.

Edit: His little jab during the Ralph Abort stream was everything. He was going to deliver some orders and make some damn money. He didn't have time to indulge in 8/11. He had to go put in an honest days work and provide for his family. What a beta bitch.

 

[wildgoose]

im curious what his legal breakdown of the gunt tape would be

He's a lawyer and if I was a lawyer I'd tell him to stfu about it entirely, but Rekieta is probably "loyal" (aka "enabling douche" aka "codependent") so he'll probably just tell him "Fuck the haters bro, you're a "Tater and a violator" or whatever folksy euphemism Ralph used for being a sexual predator.

 

[Alpha Faggot]

The lord cares not for who enjoys the harvest in these fateful moments. It is a time of prosperity, of togetherness. Where old foes may set aside their differences to reap the fruits of their labor. To deny this is to deny the true joys of the corn that the gunt so generously provides.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

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This is all I've seen.

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Oh jeez... does LOYALTY mean nothing anymore?

Guess not... shame really...

The worst part is Rackets will get away from it because Ralph won't say a dang thing on twitter. What a giant pussy.... Ooooh well

 

[MeltyTW]

"Tater and a violator" or whatever folksy euphemism Ralph used for being a sexual predator.

motherfucker does look like a potato holy shit, a rapist potato!

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

He's a lawyer and if I was a lawyer I'd tell him to stfu about it entirely, but Rekieta is probably "loyal" (aka "enabling douche" aka "codependent") so he'll probably just tell him "Fuck the haters bro, you're a "Tater and a violator" or whatever folksy euphemism Ralph used for being a sexual predator.

My favorite

"I doNt CaRee ReEeEe! RalPh haS alWaYs beEn GuD to Meh" but nick is a drunk like Ralph so of course he's an enabler.

 

[Basil II]

We should send the gunt videos to the Nofappers, I'm not even one of them and I've been too disgusted to have any sexual urges for 2 days now.

 

[twozero]

Man I have to say that ad looks fun but there's nothing like a good whiskey and coke. I like the sting of it a bit too. Like a couple if ice cubes, a good pour of whiskey then finish it off with the coke for flavor. It's nice because you can sip it bit if you really like it you can just gun it and move on to a shot.

Who doesn’t enjoy the sumptuous pre-stream buzz of Maker’s Mark and good ol’ room temperate coca-cola. Take a few bars, F5 your KF thread, you’re in flavor country now. Siiiiiiiiiiip, goes down smooth.

 

[Old Man Mario]

My favorite

"I doNt CaRee ReEeEe! RalPh haS alWaYs beEn GuD to Meh" but nick is a drunk like Ralph so of course he's an enabler.

That's because there is Always room for Jello
I am sure it's easier for Nick to just not pick a side and keep his audience happy and keep his buddies happy too.

Sort of like the whole Doug vs EVS deal

 

[wildgoose]

We should send the gunt videos to the Nofappers, I'm not even one of them and I've been too disgusted to have any sexual urges for 2 days now.

This is just a cruel idea.

 

[itsoktobewhite]

Love the newly added tags. Still think ‘wigger’ should replace ‘redneck’, however

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

Why is an ex girlfriend considered a reliable source? I mean, i don't expect this person to feel anything but spite and hate.

Also it looks like everyone genuinely wants to get ralph in trouble, what happened to the lols?

If a woman openly admits to sleeping with Ralph i’d say they’re damn reliable.

 

[You]

If anything Mundane Matt looks even more retarded than usual in his desperate attempts to dunk on Ralph over this. Matt you're still a fucking snitch and that stink is NEVER going away son. How pathetic do you have to be to still look worse than Ralph at this point?

We finally found the father of the kid Jarbo is raising.

I just need to add I'm also grossed out by jarbo in all of this "he did what?? Oh nooo!"
Stfu Matt, you're still a piece of shit no one will ever love. This doesn't make you look any better.
Stop your fake outrage and go deliver some more ubereats you soy filled bitch.

Comparatively to every other grifter involved in this situation, Jarbo being an ubereats driver makes him an actual, beneficial to society member and therefore above all of this in such a hilarious way that you insulting him for it is legit MATI.

 

[wildgoose]

I listened to about 15 minutes of that Augie stream with Gator last night and one of the first words I heard out of Gator's mouth when questioned about Ralph was "I'm not that kind of person, I'm LOYAL". I brought this whole concept up barely 48 hours ago. Loyalty to anyone who isn't loyal to you is just suicidal behavior. @Bryan Dunn

He was one of those people that expected unquestioning loyalty from everybody (he says the word "loyal" a lot if you've heard him describe certain people) but never reciprocated that loyalty unless it directly benefited him in some superficial way.

 

[William Tell Underpass]