🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[MeltyTW]

So Ralph like Chris has shown his penis, crossdressed, have gender swapped ocs, are racist virginians, have a house co-inhabited by aging moms who they depend on to stay there, have autistic ocs (chris draws his though), and both hate kiwifarms and tried ineffectually to mess with it

Ralph tranny arc when?

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Ralph tranny arc when?

You thinking he will live long enough for a tranny arc is very optimistic of you.

 

[Kaiser Aura]

I listened to about 15 minutes of that Augie stream with Gator last night and one of the first words I heard out of Gator's mouth when questioned about Ralph was "I'm not that kind of person, I'm LOYAL". I brought this whole concept up barely 48 hours ago. Loyalty to anyone who isn't loyal to you is just suicidal behavior. @Bryan Dunn

"I'm not that kind of person, I'm LOYAL".

All I hear is that I don't want to piss off my boss because I need the money.

 

[MeltyTW]

You thinking he will live long enough for a tranny arc is very optimistic of you.

i want ralph to live long enough to unleash the horrors of a gunted unclit sex tape

 

[heathercho]

He's a lawyer and if I was a lawyer I'd tell him to stfu about it entirely, but Rekieta is probably "loyal" (aka "enabling douche" aka "codependent") so he'll probably just tell him "Fuck the haters bro, you're a "Tater and a violator" or whatever folksy euphemism Ralph used for being a sexual predator.

Alright, but has Ralph ever fucked a tranny?
Because I'm betting he has. We need a new arc.

 

[Famke Slamssen]

He's a lawyer and if I was a lawyer I'd tell him to stfu about it entirely, but Rekieta is probably "loyal" (aka "enabling douche" aka "codependent") so he'll probably just tell him "Fuck the haters bro, you're a "Tater and a violator" or whatever folksy euphemism Ralph used for being a sexual predator.

I'm a casual Rekieta viewer at best. I might catch 20 minutes of a stream every few months. I'm not kissing his ass when I say beyond a doubt that he will inform Ralph that he's playing with fire and to stop tweeting about this shit because every word he says on twitter is more ammunition that any decent lawyer will use to burn him to ashes. He might crack a joke or two about it but as soon as he hears the words "revenge porn" he's going to go into full lawyer mode and tell Gunt what he needs to hear rather than what he wants.

 

[️ronic]

You thinking he will live long enough for a tranny arc is very optimistic of you.

If he troons out and then kills himself with his alcoholism, does that make him part of the 41%?

 

[Not a fake name]

You thinking he will live long enough for a tranny arc is very optimistic of you.

I dunno, maybe he is speed running 41%.


My question is, if Ralph is drinking as much as people are say, how the hell is he holding it all in? He doesn’t really take bathroom breaks. Does he just pee under the desk?

 

[The Real SVP]

I understand this probably isn't a popular sentiment, but a *very* small part of my brain is still open to the idea that she may very well have had access to his instagram. If it turned out that she did it as a way to fuck him over on the way out I wouldn't be shocked, but I think it's really unlikely. Based on Ralph's long track record of rash behavior when he's drunk (and we know for a fact he was shitfaced that night) it's most likely he just got mad and posted it at that guy.

I suspect this might be Ethan's excuse for this whole kerfuffle. "I din du nuffin! Da elephant stole my phone."

 

[Famke Slamssen]

I dunno, maybe he is speed running 41%.


My question is, if Ralph is drinking as much as people are say, how the hell is he holding it all in? He doesn’t really take bathroom breaks. Does he just pee under the desk?

That was a theory ran across during Tuesday night's stream, unfortunately Ade wasn't able to confirm.

 

[The Real SVP]

Does he just pee under the desk?

Didn't ADES say something about piss bottles?

 

[MeltyTW]

I dunno, maybe he is speed running 41%.


My question is, if Ralph is drinking as much as people are say, how the hell is he holding it all in? He doesn’t really take bathroom breaks. Does he just pee under the desk?

oh ho well you see ralph himself answered that, piss bottles. lots of piss bottles

edit proofs : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8YmMcMQFzE

 

[Fury9teenRW]

*sniffs thumb*

 

[️ronic]

I dunno, maybe he is speed running 41%.


My question is, if Ralph is drinking as much as people are say, how the hell is he holding it all in? He doesn’t really take bathroom breaks. Does he just pee under the desk?

If you piss your pants and nobody notices because the only other person in your house is your sickly mother, did you really piss yourself?

The answer is yes.

 

[itsoktobewhite]

*huffs thumb like a can of spray paint*

FTFY

 

[Edilg]

My question is, if Ralph is drinking as much as people are say, how the hell is he holding it all in? He doesn’t really take bathroom breaks. Does he just pee under the desk?

Maybe he steals his mothers catheters as well?

 

[wildgoose]

I suspect this might be Ethan's excuse for this whole kerfuffle. "I din du nuffin! Da elephant stole my phone."

Yea I don't think we'd ever 100% know one way or the other. Plausible deniability's a real bitch, but only one person was holding the phone and recording.

 

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

Jesus fucking Christ I just had time to sit down and sate my curiosity and now I know what the fuck is and i legitimately haven’t laughed that hard in years. I fucking love this website.

 

[theguntsexpartner]

I would like to hear more from Nora, there are so many questions we need answers to. Nora i would like to make a proposition for you 2k to spill the beans on Ralph, all the dirt, you do a one on one interview with someone maybe null if he is up for it. I will pay for your appearance, this is not a joke but it is limited time offer. i will give you till the 15th of August 5:07 virginia time to respond. Also i will only accept if it is from you and not a proxy.

Edit: also if someone can send this to Nora that would be great, i dont have twitter

 

[IAMAPHATPOS]

I suspect this might be Ethan's excuse for this whole kerfuffle. "I din du nuffin! Da elephant stole my phone."
[/QUOTE]
Well if she was with her parents not even in VA then I'm not sure how he can attempt to blame her. Especially with ISP address. Plus I highly doubt she is cool with him leaking her naked body to the world. If he gave her booze or xans before this event... And then put it out as revenge.. Imagine the feild day the district attorney would have playing clips from Ralph's show, bringing up his lawless degenerate behaviors including attempting to hit a cop and his DWI. I can't imagine it will end good for Ralph. If he was smart he would pay her $20k now and get it in writing that it was consensual, she wasn't drunk and on pills and it was uploaded by them together. If not she can take him for every cent he has and turn him into Chris Hansen with debt up to his beedy little eye balls