🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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BadTakeCrucifier said:
It's her birthday? Dude I would feel fucking awful. What a shit fucking week this has been, for this (idiot) girl.

As bad as the sex tape is for Guntboi, it's 100 times more embarrassing for Faith. She is the biggest slut on the planet right now, and I would be ashamed of myself if I were her.
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Oh sweet gunted child, she was born in 2002, the same as the page.
 
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I have to be honest, I've gone from finding this whole thing hilarious to just kind of depressing. All this time Ralph legit seems to have been playing as some kind of internet edgelord when in reality he's an obese, uneducated, weak, redneck NEET momma's boy with no prospects who has to get plastered to survive the boredom and shame of his stagnant existence. No wonder he's so obsessed with owning the incel kiwis, convincing easily impressionable or lonely women to screw him is about the only thing he has to be even slightly proud of in his life.

DarkSoulsPhil said:
Power levelling time. I was diagnosed with fatty liver maybe 7 years ago. This was after some pretty hard party years at uni. Doc tells me to give up drinking. I do. 2-3 years later my liver numbers are back to normal. Since then my drinking has been with meals (1-2 standard, 1-2 times a week) and never going above 10 standard once every few months at parties vs uni (25 standard once a week, 10-15 another 1-2 nights). Tests show everything is fine at that level.

Ralph is at 2 BOTTLES of makers a day (roughly 63 standard). I think he's done and he probably knows that. As others have indicated in the thread, quitting would kill him and the damage is done. I think the 3 years being thrown around is being generous. He probably wont make 2022.
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That's absolutely a ton, yes, and quitting cold turkey would kill him, but the body and liver is surprisingly forgiving if you treat it correctly. If right now he took some of that money in the bank and contacted a facility, they'd put him on phenobarbitol to prevent seizures and wean him down; while he may never recover entirely, if he straightened up he'd definitely at least survive longer than his early 40s, which he almost certainly won't if he continues his lifestyle of poisoning and beating the piss out of his weakened body.

It's really not too late, but would he have reached the point he's at if he actually valued his life and health? He's committing progressive suicide, and he seems ok with the idea.
 
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Ya know what? Just keep going Ralph.

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Mr. Manchester said:
Ya know what? Just keep going Ralph.

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i agree pwning null, fuck these alogs trying to trick you into thinking youre going to die soon, youve earned it, another week of ace streams, boogie btfo, null btfo, take a shot, or a bottle
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experience the premium hand crafted taste once again ralph and be content with your epic bants
 
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The Real SVP said:
Then you would not be her. I assume she is feeling some sort of smug narcissistic pride about the trouble she caused and about the attention her fat ass is getting.
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I understand this probably isn't a popular sentiment, but a *very* small part of my brain is still open to the idea that she may very well have had access to his instagram. If it turned out that she did it as a way to fuck him over on the way out I wouldn't be shocked, but I think it's really unlikely. Based on Ralph's long track record of rash behavior when he's drunk (and we know for a fact he was shitfaced that night) it's most likely he just got mad and posted it at that guy.
 
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He thinks he can recover from this. I think pretty soon he is gonna have to resort to delivering uber like Matt had to. Unless the guntgard paypigs that are left have enough to keep him afloat.
 
MeltyTW said:
i agree pwning null, fuck these alogs trying to trick you into thinking youre going to die soon, youve earned it, another week of ace streams, boogie btfo, null btfo, take a shot, or a bottle
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What's sad is that the success of the Boogie stream had nothing to do with him and everything to do with Frank Hassle, but he really feels like that was his victory. Ralph's just the only streamer degenerate enough to let that shit go on and has a large enough platform for boogie to care about.
 
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wildgoose said:
I understand this probably isn't a popular sentiment, but a *very* small part of my brain is still open to the idea that she may very well have had access to his instagram. If it turned out that she did it as a way to fuck him over on the way out I wouldn't be shocked, but I think it's really unlikely. Based on Ralph's long track record of rash behavior when he's drunk (and we know for a fact he was shitfaced that night) it's most likely he just got mad and posted it at that guy.
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I'd sooner believe that Ralph got access to all of Faith's accounts than believe Ralph handed anything over to her.

Ralph doesn't give a shit about these relationships. He uses them to flex. He makes a weird parody of having his shit together (one which emodies being a fuckup) and tries to use it to flex over the haydurrs.
 
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Tokolosh said:
got a link to this?
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Mersh was only on the show for a little bit and had already left by the time you commented. In future I will provide the link, if you want to watch it you're going to have to wait until the replay on Warski's DLive channel "SubCultured". They're still going so idk when that replay will be available.
 
wildgoose said:
What's sad is that the success of the Boogie stream had nothing to do with him and everything to do with Frank Hassle, but he really feels like that was his victory. Ralph's just the only streamer degenerate enough to let that shit go on and has a large enough platform for boogie to care about.
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ethan has always done this, he legitimately think owning the stream key makes him a hero who organized everything even though most of the time it was made in spite of him and very rarely does he allow things to actually happen

no ralph, everytime an alog mocks you chug a celebratory makers mark in defiance, be the king of chads ralph, the ralphamale even
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
Ya know what? Just keep going Ralph.

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Amazing, the single most defining characteristic of a lolcow is the inability to quit when it is best to and instead choose to double down despite it being obvious to everyone they're playing a game of poker with fucking Uno cards. Because of this very trait there is nothing anyone can do to Ralph (not us, not the Plategang, not Godwinson, not PPP) that is going to be as damaging, humiliating and optics destroying as Ralph is going to continue to do to himself.
 
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Agathor Johns said:
Why is an ex girlfriend considered a reliable source?
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Other than the $50k thing, what did she say that was news or remotely inconsistent with what we already knew? It's not that I find her particularly credible, it's just that she said nearly nothing that isn't obvious from just what a piece of shit Ralph is in general.
 
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