🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Bad Take Crucifier]

We can debate on who does it more or how equally it is done. The core point is that Faith is not a mastermind, just taking advantage of the trust every man in this situation put in her. Meth head and Ralph's trust for the sole reason of her being female, and her father for being to trusting. We agree on that.

What's actually hilarious is it's possible Faith believes she's some kind of mastermind (based on the texts to her ex BF) and she's just too retarded to have ever realized at any point that fucking a fat, retarded, alcoholic faggot like The Ralph Retort just makes her look like a huge and I mean huuuuuuuuuuuuge slut. It's about as "genius" as having a "secret plan" to become rich, except your plan is to just hope you win the lottery. You would have to be retarded.


Ralph did what any giant loser does, and takes what pussy he can get. That doesn't make him a victim, as some people are implying. He genuinely thinks it makes him cool, and, he's not being manipulated into being stupid--he's genuinely the real deal of stupid. No one has to help him/trick him to being stupid, he will try his damnedest to fuck his life up, regardless. It's like how, to "save face" he has some audacity to shit on his ex Ade constantly now, and say she's a drug addict when he himself is a fat alcoholic. But the fact is he doesn't realize that makes him look like more of a loser/hypocrite. It's all various forms of Ralph not realizing everything he's doing to "look cool" just makes him look worse. This is the same reason why he bragged to everyone (including Faith's dad) about getting "tight pusseee" even though that was fucking cringe and multiple people vomited.

 

[AnOminous]

Suicide baiting like that is a form of emotional domestic abuse. No idea what Virginia statutes have on that kind of behaviour specifically though.

Nobody's going to find a depressed guy guilty of a crime for expressing suicidal ideation unless he's threatening to shoot up a mall or some shit.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

Yeah, but is Ralph done with you?

We know the answer to that: Ralph will never be done. He is incapable of moving on from anything, evidenced by the pictures of his ex wife littering his dirty, dirty room.

Null will always be the one that fucked him over and corncobbed his life. As things get worse Null will always remain a convenient scapegoat. "I would've made it big for sure if it wasn't for that goddamn pedophile, Joshua Connor fucking Moon."

 

[Love Machine]

I guess you could say there were some bad FAITH actors involved in this mess, huh guys?

 

[instythot]

When is Nick going to discuss the potential outcomes of the revenge porn saga? Can Ralph's thumb action lead into a Nick Bates defence?

Nick will most likely not touch this until the legal system is involved. Rightfully so, he doesn't want to be talking about poo tasting and sniffing until absolutely necessary

 

[Noproblemo]

After this week, I'm done with Ralph.

After their master Jewsh has laid down his sword, where will the 47 NEET ronin go from here?

But I do agree, I'm not looking forward to the countless Dame videos dunking on Ralph and Toad Mcjudas's monthly Ralph show sponsored by NordVPN ™

 

[Elric of Melnibone]

To address some things:

1. No, I am not making a "gunt" post reaction. We already have too many.
2. No, I'm not opening a Ralph subforum. It's all downhill from here.

As I predicted, Ethan Ralph will continue to stream out of petty, stubborn defiance. His core audience are retards who just want to hear what they already believe repeated back to them so they feel validated. He has told me in private, and Ade has confirmed, he has tens of thousands of dollars saved him from his brief success. With his current level of income, he can afford his alcohol and Gator. Gator has made it clear he is happy with his current level of meager existence and has no ambitions or dreams beyond his current situation. Dick will continue to enable him for whatever personal motivation he has to do so.

This is the peak. Ralph has obliterated his own dignity in a drunken stupor. He has ruined the life of an 18-year-old girl and broken the law in the process. No woman will touch him again. All suspicions about his quality of life and daily existence have been validated by his ex. His gunt and small penis are completely exposed for the world to see. He has personally admitted he is into coprophilia. His show numbers are abysmal and the Corn Harvest stream got more than 4x his usual viewers on his own platform. There is nothing left to take from him.

If Ralph does get sued or arrested, I will open a thread for him in the legal board, but I see this going one way: he will resign himself to being a Tonka, pandering to the few hundred people still willing to tolerate his program, drink with the money he makes, and survive off his savings until the day he dies - which is probably soon.

After this week, I'm done with Ralph.

Congratulations Josh, you won. Now can we have more gaming streams on Friday?

 

[Andrew Blaze]

No, he's just an asshole.

How about intimidation of a victim/witness? I know in some states that if you do basically anything to prevent someone from reporting a crime you can have those charges brought.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

I talked about this exact subject at length earlier. Everyone involved in IBS, even those tangentially, are Cluster Bs or Dark Triads.

Agreed, and this is what makes it so compulsive. You'd never get fictional characters as wonderfully twisted as this. Certainly not in anything the current media puts out.

 

[Andrew Blaze]

I guess you could say there were some bad FAITH actors involved in this mess, huh guys?

My personal name for the sex tape is, "A Night in Bad Faith"

 

[Desktop User2]

I think there is one last big cow move for Ralph: pulling a Heimbach (who is a turbo Ralph in some ways, btw). I don't know how long his alt-right audience will last - Anglin is already shitting on him - and maybe he will find some magic negro to convince him to denounce his old nazi ways in an interview.

 

[Love Machine]

Guys, if he is ever gonna be brought up on anything, it's gonna be revenge porn. Not anything else.

 

[Moist Unguentine]

I think people need to get over the whole 'women manipulating men is morally wrong' thing. There's something almost Nietzschean in the way Faith is able to survive by manipulation despite being up against opponents - and they are opponents - with superior physical strength and possessing far more resources. She's living on her wits and a highly optimized private morality at odds with the slave morality society tried to inculcate her with.

I mean she's awful and I would be very wary of having anything to do with her given her demonstrably zero-sum view of relationships but you have to admire the skill of the player, even if you hate the game. Dick and Ralph may think they're alpha males in touch with the Will To Power but Faith is the real deal.

Women are deadly with words to compensate for the physical differences.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

Agreed, and this is what makes it so compulsive. You'd never get fictional characters as wonderfully twisted as this. Certainly not in anything the current media puts out.

100% agree. If this were some made for TV drama each character would have some redeeming quality, so people could root for them. These people have none. It is the best kind of dumpster fire.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Matt NO! MATT NO!

We are at 2018.

 

[Edilg]

After this week, I'm done with Ralph.

This makes me sad. I don't want it to end but I don't see how it can get any better.

 

[genericwhitemale]

I talked about this exact subject at length earlier. Everyone involved in IBS, even those tangentially, are Cluster Bs or Dark Triads.

IBS is soap operas for spergy autistic guys

 

[BULLY HUNTER_77]

he will resign himself to being a Tonka, pandering to the few hundred people still willing to tolerate his program, drink with the money he makes, and survive off his savings until the day he dies - which is probably soon.

Both Ethan and Tonka remind me of Gwyn from Dark Souls. Unable to come to terms with their dying world, they consume themselves in a petty attempt extend the dying light of their internet fame just a little while longer. In the end, they only delay the coming darkness.

 

[instythot]

100% agree. If this were some made for TV drama each character would have some redeeming quality, so people could root for them. These people have none. It is the best kind of dumpster fire.

We are at the last season of Seinfeld or the entirety of It's Always Sunny

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

I think there is one last big cow move for Ralph: pulling a Heimbach (who is a turbo Ralph in some ways, btw). I don't know how long his alt-right audience will last - Anglin is already shitting on him - and maybe he will find some magic negro to convince him to denounce his old nazi ways in an interview.

Even the edgiest of alt right will start to get worried about the optics of having a faggot of his magnitude in their ranks. A lot of fedora-neckbeardery slides when they're being edgy, but when it's downright embarrassing retard poopsniffing, he will be dropped by the majority and not be missed except by those with the most severe autism.