Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[LetThemEatCake]

Eh, a holiday with Trashy Tess would be the same as it is with all these 'influencer' deathfats when they go somewhere:

- 90% sittting on your arse
- 60% of that 90% sitting on your arse in a restaurantt
- other 40% of that 90% sitting on your arse in your hotel room or by the hotel pool
- other 10% shopping at the local Target or equivalent for fast fashion or in thte hotel pool sucking down cocktails

 

[JambledUpWords]

Eh, a holiday with Trashy Tess would be the same as it is with all these 'influencer' deathfats when they go somewhere:

- 90% sittting on your arse
- 60% of that 90% sitting on your arse in a restaurantt
- other 40% of that 90% sitting on your arse in your hotel room or by the hotel pool
- other 10% shopping at the local Target or equivalent for fast fashion or in thte hotel pool sucking down cocktails

When the person in question is a deathfat, you can’t expect them to actually go interesting places. Just the strain on the joints alone from walking probably hurts a lot. I mean, what you said is probably the majority of the actual vacationing, but the other duties I mentioned earlier would also be involved as well. Honestly, I really don’t see the point of a vacation if most of it is just sitting on your butt all day. If I’m going to go to a place where people just sit on their butts all day, I’d go to a nursing home. At least elderly people would probably have some interesting stories to tell and they’d maybe be down for board games. Tess would just sit around on her phone all day and ignore people unless she needed to be fed or wiped.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Tess updates:

 

[lamp shade]

Yes, I’m sure it had nothing to do with the fact that Tess is an insufferable has-been and that no one cares what she wears on any given day. It’s just because she’s fat.

 

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Other Tess updates:

 

[Smiling Honeybadger]

Bitching against other models because they wear the same dress, with it becoming now popular, sure will do wonders in making Tess not look like a jealous thunder cunt. And I even don't like the dress terribly much on the slimmer model. But on Tess it simply looked particular awful. Yet even on a plus size model with a cute face and demeanor it could look adorable. Think of the plus size pinup Hilda for example.

Okay, opposite to Tess Hilda has humour and personality, despite being just a drawing, and she has this rural country girl persona going on which fits the dress. And she would be now considered to be small fat and thin passing...

 

[FrownyFace]

Other Tess updates:
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Now hold up. If there’s one thing I’ve taken away from all the various “what not to do or say to black people” videos is to NEVER touch their hair without consent. But it’s okay for your surgeon, of all people, to mess with your hair while you’re under anesthesia? Was the surgeon black too?

To quote Tess, “”

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Now hold up. If there’s one thing I’ve taken away from all the various “what not to do or say to black people” videos is to NEVER touch their hair without consent. But it’s okay for your surgeon, of all people, to mess with your hair while you’re under anesthesia? Was the surgeon black too?

To quote Tess, “”

I'm pressing X to doubt this story. The time spent under anesthesia is carefully monitored and kept as short as possible because it is expensive and risky, and the doctors' time is in high demand. No way in hell some surgeon wiped off her scalpel and said "ok, imma get my patient's hair did before my next operation."

 

[Littleblackchyld]

Incorrect, this did actually happen.

https://www.today.com/style/black-doctor-kindly-braided-his-patient-s-hair-surgery-i-t185254

EDIT: The surgeon, a black male, braided her hair to keep it away from the area to be operated on and to ensure that her hair didn't tangle later. He also was thoughtful enough to use staples instead of stitches so that she could maintain her hair.

'I felt seen': North Carolina woman thankful for surgeon who braided her hair before surgery

The patient said the thoughtfulness and care from a Black husband and father made her feel understood and seen.

abc13.com

 

[Littleblackchyld]

...This reads like a goddamn Onion artile.

Why do you say that? The patient went in for a surgery on her head. The doctor realized that a lot of women try to keep the length of their hair as much as possible so he spent an extra 15 minutes to braid her hair to keep it out of the area he had to operate on and used staples so that they could be removed without damaging her hair/hair follicles cause curlier hair takes longer to regrow.

 

[Brittnay Matthews]

I love how Tess resorted to posting feeder-baiting pictures the moment she started losing followers and facing a little backlash. She really knows why people follow her

 

[FrownyFace]

Why do you say that? The patient went in for a surgery on her head. The doctor realized that a lot of women try to keep the length of their hair as much as possible so he spent an extra 15 minutes to braid her hair to keep it out of the area he had to operate on and used staples so that they could be removed without damaging her hair/hair follicles cause curlier hair takes longer to regrow.

That is such a non-story. But because the patient was black, it somehow deserves being written about. If I were having surgery done on my head, the last thing I’m worried about is my hair. If some of her hair was damaged during the operation, the woman could have just gotten some fake hair installed like Tess.

 

[Littleblackchyld]

That is such a non-story. But because the patient was black, it somehow deserves being written about. If I were having surgery done on my head, the last thing I’m worried about is my hair. If some of her hair was damaged during the operation, the woman could have just gotten some fake hair installed like Tess.

I agree it's a non-story that got press because of the black surgeon and black patient. It probably would be better written up as a checklist for pre-surgical procedures to patients: discuss with doc if you want staples or stitches, braid hair before surgery to minimize loss of hair

 

[girlblogging]

I'm pressing X to doubt this story. The time spent under anesthesia is carefully monitored and kept as short as possible because it is expensive and risky, and the doctors' time is in high demand. No way in hell some surgeon wiped off her scalpel and said "ok, imma get my patient's hair did before my next operation."

You're always put under for longer than absolutely necessary, and if you are doing a very long operation there will likely be a break when the surgeons rest.

Spoiler: powerlevel

i had a surgery that took 6 hours and I was asleep for about 8 hours. I know for sure they took a half hour break mid-surgery because one of the nurses called my family to let them know I'm doing well. 15 minutes here or there doesn't really mean anything, anesthesia takes a long time to fully kick in too

I agree it's a non-story that got press because of the black surgeon and black patient. It probably would be better written up as a checklist for pre-surgical procedures to patients: discuss with doc if you want staples or stitches, braid hair before surgery to minimize loss of hair

I can see how "we need a diversity of perspectives" is a positive thing, just because two ton Tess is being wokeist about it doesn't make it wrong or bad.

Tess is just mindlessly reposting everything that will make her look good in hopes of gaining a black audience. You can apply the same argument to her – if she ever had actual friends, of various backgrounds, instead of leeches and yes-men, she'd maybe be able to separate wheat from the chaff.

 

[JambledUpWords]

How about you buy products based on how much you like them, rather than how much melanin the owners have? This is so patronizing. If you like it, buy it. If you don’t, then you shouldn’t be obligated to bother with it.

 

[Pollybock]

Why is she spending money on getting her cat a haircut? I had to go look at her story because with the screenshot above (As with most pics of her) I couldn’t tell what body part I was looking at...

 

[gay frogs]

What does she think, children are immune to Covid?

some people absolutely believe this, yes.

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How about you buy products based on how much you like them, rather than how much melanin the owners have? This is so patronizing. If you like it, buy it. If you don’t, then you shouldn’t be obligated to bother with it.

$25 for a face mask? I don't care if they're handmade by a tribe of uncontacted virgins. I'll get mine 2/$5 from the grand wizard down the street.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Cow crossover:

 

[SnarkySperg]

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How about you buy products based on how much you like them, rather than how much melanin the owners have? This is so patronizing. If you like it, buy it. If you don’t, then you shouldn’t be obligated to bother with it.

This sounds ridiculous. 'I only bought from you because you're black.''

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Wouldn't the surgeon at least enlist an assistant to do this braiding instead of dropping everything to do it him/herself? If for no other reason than sterile procedure? IDK. Maybe I'm overthinking the whole thing.