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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Why is he taking water breaks now?

Just bring two bottles of water to the office, dummy.

"The water would get warm!" Then put them by the air conditioning unit. If it is cold enough to freeze a laptop, it can keep water cold.
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He uses water bottles as it is. The water bottle I own keeps my water I bring to work cold for 8 hours plus. It was $25. And his shifts are not nearly that long.

It's all but confirmed at this point that he's doing it to message whales. If it wasn't water it'd be bathroom breaks but then everyone would make fun of him for having old man bladder or IBS.
 
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Cistern Rumbler said:
Did he claim she had already moved out when that happened? I don't remember him saying that, been awhile since I listened to that retarded hospital story tbh.
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he did make the claim in the debunk stream that they had already been broken up when the hospital incident occurred, but the fact that they had gotten engaged just a month prior and the way he talked about how the hospital bill was his problem (or the fact that he talked about the cost at all) cements in my mind that the Reemergency stream was what finally killed their dying relationship. of course, if DSP was to ever admit that she dumped him over it, it would require him to admit that he was in the wrong to talk about the incident on stream, so rewriting history to say that they were already broken up before getting engaged is the natural play in the narcissist handbook.

Nixxit said:
While I don't doubt Phil is fully capable of the reasonning, it's absurd to think Twitch doesn't get a cut on tips, they just get it when the bits are bought instead of when they are given to the streamer.
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Tips aren't paid in bits. Tips are run through paypal and circumvent Twitch entirely.
 
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RockHawk said:
Tips are run through paypal and circumvent Twitch entirely.
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In fact, he even has something called a tips page which runs on Paypal, an online currency system where people come of their own free will to give donations, sort of like donating to the ACLU or tipping your waiter *blablablablablablablabla*
 
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Kosher Dill said:
In fact, he even has something called a tips page which runs on Paypal, an online currency system where people come of their own free will to give donations, sort of like donating to the ACLU or tipping your waiter *blablablablablablablabla*
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PayPal also gets a cut of transactions processed through their service. I believe it's $0.30.
 
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RockHawk said:
i am still dumbfounded by his insistence that if you give him a dollar, he'd better get the whole dollar. literally just spitting on his fans' donations because they're never enough.
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But...but...if all of his fans give him a dollar a month he will never have to worry about money ever again,its what a pack of gum costs. Ahhh Phil,look at how far you have fallen.
 
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Surly Muppet said:
Speaking of IcedCoffee, Phil, I find it curious that you addressed the theory that you tip yourself when you leave the room, and not the far more prevelant theory that you contact whales to come and tip. It's a little weird that you made a big production of that claim in particular and didn't even mention this one, despite the fact that both could have been addressed simultaneously. Could we get a flat denial there? Probably not, hm?
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The idea of him tipping himself is easy enough to brush off and mock, because let's face it, would we think any other streamer on Earth of that? Probably not, and even with him, that's an unlikely one. Not impossible, but unlikely. When he said it was dumb, he wasn't 100% wrong.

Making a secret arrangement with a whale designed specifically to make sure the tips goal is hit every stream? With how much Phil talks the vest streak up as being a shot across our nose, and a symbol of his success, that's not so easily dismissed or debunked. Especially if the whale in question is the only one who knows about this arrangement. We know his paypigs are competitive, they might not take exception to the streak being faked, but they might get upset about not being in the loop about it so they have an opportunity to one-up this whale. Phil is actually quite wise to not even touch that one. We'll see how long that holds out, though, as we continue to talk about it.
 
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Tatu Carreta2 said:
its what a pack of gum costs.
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Did he actually say that? Fuck it boils my piss when people say that because they're always the people who have zero idea how much their example actually costs.

Phil doesn't look at the prices of anything. He swipes his debit card or clicks "place your order" and puts it out of his mind entirely.
 
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Surly Muppet said:
I was just watching a bit of last night's stream.

This was, by far, the earliest water break that Phil has taken. Naturally, this complete anomaly is the one that he also made fun of this theory and leaves his phone behind. So to debunk the rumours surrounding his patterns of behaviour, he made a production of a time that didn't even fit with the pattern. Additionally, IcedCoffee had already cheered by that time, so Phil knew he was in the chat, meaning that the tip goal was going to be secure anyway. Suddenly, he has the confidence to debunk the water break rumours.

Speaking of IcedCoffee, Phil, I find it curious that you addressed the theory that you tip yourself when you leave the room, and not the far more prevelant theory that you contact whales to come and tip. It's a little weird that you made a big production of that claim in particular and didn't even mention this one, despite the fact that both could have been addressed simultaneously. Could we get a flat denial there? Probably not, hm?

If he's ever accused of a serious crime, he needs to lawyer up immediately, and follow their instructions blindly. When left to his own devices, he has an amazing capacity to make himself look even more guilty while attempting to address accusations. He probably knows that though, which is why Rochelle did such a good job of keeping him on a leash during his bankruptcy fraud...
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I think it's hilarious it took him this long to even come up with that bullshit.
Pargon said:
He uses water bottles as it is. The water bottle I own keeps my water I bring to work cold for 8 hours plus. It was $25. And his shifts are not nearly that long.

It's all but confirmed at this point that he's doing it to message whales. If it wasn't water it'd be bathroom breaks but then everyone would make fun of him for having old man bladder or IBS.
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He's already blown his bathroom break chance if he didn't ever have to go all these years. Especially after allegedly drinking all his water and 'having to step out to get even more'
 
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He needs that money....RIGHT NOW....to.....uh.....buy groceries!
If you cheer bits he and his entire family will LITERALLY STARVE TO DEATH!
But you know tipping isn't mandatory and all that
 
KKKrèmebrûlée said:
He just said only a few of his fans want to play multi-player with him, it's mostly just the trolls asking for it. "It's not a true desire, it's just horse shit so the trolls can fuck with me."
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I would feel bad for the fans who want to play games with their Gout Lord, but it's their own damn fault for not recognizing that Phil's paranoia is ridiculous and unfounded. This is the same guy who runs away from people in real life just because they recognized him and can't hit the mute button fast enough even when someone is being polite.
 
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Pargon said:
Phil doesn't look at the prices of anything. He swipes his debit card or clicks "place your order" and puts it out of his mind entirely.
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Not true, Phil bases quality on price so we know he always has to make sure that whatever he is buying is premium quality. Like when you buy mobile game currency, the most expensive one is the best deal! It even says "best value" right there, so you know it's the best!
 
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