🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Desktop User2]

Ethan has just proclaimed that there will be over 2000 viewers watching tonight.

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He's probably right, but not for the reasons he thinks or hopes.

Called it. Again, it may be: Gator pulled 1.1k for his State of the Gunt pre-recorded address

 

[Gangster Talk]

B). Continue drinking to forget. Many alcoholics turn back at this point because after such public humiliation and so many burned bridges and best-laid-plans being revealed to be drunken buffoonery, you get the feeling that the only way out is through, just to keep drinking. It's a real life Mr. Lahey. Ralph is the liquor now.
You literally grab the bottle and pull the blankets over your head until the wound isn't so fresh and you can push it to the back of your mind.
But some drunks will run the numbers and say "wow every time I do this, I lash out at someone and ruin a relationship."
I don't think Ralph is capable of this, because his living circumstances are so deranged and filthy he probably can't imagine being another type of dude.

The sex tape thing, that was textbook alcoholic behavior. He probably thought that was smart and funny, because he's so wetbrained he cannot think ahead. As he wakes up hungover in the morning, he will experience a flood of both shame and panic until he takes a couple more drinks, and then he "corrects" himself and tries to figure a way out of it.

It wouldn't surprise me if he felt some pang of horror and shame the way he turned on Null early on, but again: the only way out is through, he's drinking cause it's him against the world and this catastrophe has probably ignited emotions in him that he long forgot. Negative energy is similar to positive energy when you're in such a depressive pathetic hole. He's in kamikaze mode right now - his previous co-hosts will attest to this - and he's been forgiven so many times he probably thinks he can still slither his way back. But eventually there's no bridges back, like right now.

The one thing Ethan has that most alcoholics don't is a loyal and moronic fanbase. Usually it takes extreme self delusion and mental gymnastics to come up with 50 IQ takes like "it was totally a chad move to leak a sex tape bro anyone who says otherwise is just jealous" but luckily Ethan has a crowd of enabling retards on Twitter reassuring him that everything's okay with his current lifestyle.

 

[Disheveled Human]

Damn, this is hard to keep up with.

Last I checked and commented, people were still guntguarding (including Masterson), now there is talk of legal charges?

Is it some sort of revenge porn law? Was she actually underage? She left him?

Can we get a summary please?

-Null makes a corn joke about Ralph and starts a beef with Null
-Ralph Brags about a GF he has who is 18 and fresh out of highschool
-PPP starts his brigade and trolling against Ralph
-A-logs and others see blood in the water and join in
-Ralph is having a hard time dealing with the attacks against him
-Faith goes to DC with her family over the weekend and never returns back like Ralph promised
-Faith's apparent Ex-boyfriend does an impromptu stream exposing that he and Faith have been in contact and that he is essentially cucking Ralph
-Ralph cannot take it and to own the kid sends him while he is streaming to 100's of people a sex tape of him and Faith
-Everyone Laughs and starts making memes about it

 

[Big Bad Wart]

Yes, there are two criminal laws. One for actually recording someone without their knowledge or against their will. This doesn't seem to be the case. The other is for disseminating such material without consent. This one might be the case. And the last is a civil statute for suing someone who does this to you.

She wasn't underage that I know of.

Some crazy tranny is claiming she is okay with it, and if she is, there would have been no law broken. I take anything from some crazy unknown tranny as meaning about zero as far as taking it seriously as a statement of fact goes.

Can he still be violate his parole or does retroactive consent work?because it seems the Gunt is so confident because Faith might have given him retroactive consent. Like if Faith did not give her consent at first then said yes but after decides to press charges?

 

[SupremeGuntleman]

-Faith goes to DC with her family over the weekend and never returns back like Ralph promised

Where are you getting this from? As far as I understood ralph took her to DC. He had tweeted about being in colonial Williamsburg.

 

[2021Murder]

Where are you getting this from? As far as I understood ralph took her to DC. He had tweeted about being in colonial Williamsburg.

Those are so far apart that they were in two different countries for awhile.

 

[Toast Sandwich]

We're at 2029 AD @theralph
The future is now old man

Your pathetic android guntguard fights to the last. Null Connor has nuked you into irrelevancy.

Can we all agree now that there doesn't need to be a post for every other time someone remembers the year when a sci-fi movie took place. There's too many of them.

 

[byuu]

If gunt does end up having charges filed against him, I’m hoping he’ll use something similar (and equally as funny) to the Nick Bate defense

His best defense is to claim that whatever the video was, it doesn't depict actual sex between actual human beings.
Could any jury really be certain that those jiggling lumps of flesh aren't part of some eldritch abomination?

 

[arabianights]

I don't get it, why is everybody so upset by his actions since the whole purpose of KF is basically sticking one's finger into the assholes of other ppl lives' and eating it all up.
I guess this managed to hit a lot of people too close to home.

 

[JewBacca]

actually it should be pointed out we dont have conclusive proof she was 18 at the time of the video, shes probably 18 now but we dont know when it was recorded. in this case rip kiwi and anyone with that meme downloaded i guess

Well her father claimed she was 18, unless that was a fake twitter account, but pretty sure it was verified as being his.

Personally I dont even care about any criminal/civil suits. The fact that to avoid being called a cuck he release a video so damning I am still chuckling.

I am confused how someone with so thin of skin, who is so susceptible to being lead around by an internet troll has lasted as long as he had. I imagine Ralph justifies his actions with a simple "It seemed like a good idea at the time".

 

[byuu]

I don't get it, why is everybody so upset by his actions since the whole purpose of KF is basically sticking one's finger into the assholes of other ppl lives' and eating it all up.
I guess this managed to hit a lot of people too close to home.

Who's upset about it? It's the most entertaining thing Ralph ever did.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

I don't get it, why is everybody so upset by his actions since the whole purpose of KF is basically sticking one's finger into the assholes of other ppl lives' and eating it all up.
I guess this managed to hit a lot of people too close to home.

Stop being a concern-fag lmao

 

[Delicious Diversity]

I don't get it, why is everybody so upset by his actions since the whole purpose of KF is basically sticking one's finger into the assholes of other ppl lives' and eating it all up.
I guess this managed to hit a lot of people too close to home.

Not upset, I'm very happy actually because Ethan's sex tape lead to my new favourite thing:

Just look at them jiggle!

 

[MeltyTW]

Well her father claimed she was 18, unless that was a fake twitter account, but pretty sure it was verified as being his.

that was for the start of their public relationship, this could have been before that. to be clear im not alogging, its likely more so that she was 18 in the vid but its still a possibility that cant be ruled out rn

 

[b0o0pinsn0o0tz]

I don't get it, why is everybody so upset by his actions since the whole purpose of KF is basically sticking one's finger into the assholes of other ppl lives' and eating it all up.
I guess this managed to hit a lot of people too close to home.

lol wut? Ralph is "but it can get worse" made flesh and it's funny. Nice sock @theralph.

 

[JewBacca]

that was for the start of their public relationship, this could have been before that. to be clear im not alogging, its likely more so that she was 18 in the vid but its still a possibility that cant be ruled out rn

Ah I catch your drift now. We can tie them together in LA, but she was 18 then too. We know it was shot in his bedroom, so if there might be an overlap in their timeline, it might have traction, but with her accounts being deleted it would be hard to fathom a guess as to when.

 

[Disheveled Human]

that was for the start of their public relationship, this could have been before that. to be clear im not alogging, its likely more so that she was 18 in the vid but its still a possibility that cant be ruled out rn

My best guess is that they were probably aware and casually chatting with each other when she was still 17 but nothing really materialized until after she was 18. Under age people generally do not like to disclose their age to people. I could be wrong though, if there is any logs of it they would be close to a year old and most likely gone.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

I am confused how someone with so thin of skin, who is so susceptible to being lead around by an internet troll has lasted as long as he had. I imagine Ralph justifies his actions with a simple "It seemed like a good idea at the time".

Ralph could very easily be tricked into doing just about anything if he thought it would truly "own the trolls"... He's probably not far away from reaching Chris-Chan levels of being baited into releasing embarrassing videos of himself in the future, especially if when Faith dumps him.

 

[JewBacca]

Ralph could very easily be tricked into doing just about anything if he thought it would truly "own the trolls"... He's probably not far away from reaching Chris-Chan levels of being baited into releasing embarrassing videos of himself in the future, especially if when Faith dumps him.

I may have missed it, but is there a possibility she is still in Virginia? God I hope she decided to stay and live in squalor with Ralph and his mother, that would just brighten my day.

Is there any pics of his mother? I imagine a female Ralph, a little larger in size, living out her existence in on of those hospital chairs that assist the elderly to stand up.

 

[MeltyTW]

Ah I catch your drift now. We can tie them together in LA, but she was 18 then too. We know it was shot in his bedroom, so if there might be an overlap in their timeline, it might have traction, but with her accounts being deleted it would be hard to fathom a guess as to when.

yeah all public and even more grounded speculative timelines point to her being 18 at the time too but we dont iirc have an exact timeline of where she and ralph were and what they were doing when she was 17

im not saying ralph is likely at all to have distributed cp im just saying anyone whos downloaded it or archiving it or hosting it to hawkeye news of ethan ralphs legal troubles and keep some magnets, a hammer and a barrel of acid on hand