🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Toast Sandwich]

I don't get it, why is everybody so upset by his actions since the whole purpose of KF is basically sticking one's finger into the assholes of other ppl lives' and eating it all up.
I guess this managed to hit a lot of people too close to home.

You get it. You just don't like it and so you have to cope. And that only adds to how funny this all is.

Thank you for contributing to the aftershow.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

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Here is a POV shot of today's show from Ralph's view. He likes the hijab picture of Soph, because it remind him of his ex-wife Nora.

Remember that most people on the internet behave like they're in a school of fish. Ralph has counted on that for a long time. If they see that they're in a big audience then it makes them want to come back the next day. That's exactly why viewbotting works when it does.

"When people see a large gunt and a small gunt, by nature they will like the large gunt. Bitch! Where's your hijab?." Osama Gunt Laden

 

[Dubious Dubu]

Credit: Say No To GENO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzvrXxV7T-4

GUNT MEMES

Post with 52 views. GUNT MEMES

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[Perspicacity]

Ralph could very easily be tricked into doing just about anything if he thought it would truly "own the trolls"... He's probably not far away from reaching Chris-Chan levels of being baited into releasing embarrassing videos of himself in the future, especially if when Faith dumps him.

I dunno releasing a video where you stick your thumb up a woman's ass, take a deep sniff, then stick it in your mouth is beyond even Chris-chan. Let's not forget the grotesque body horror that covers the screen. I mean that's what he thought would own the trolls, Gunty had surpassed Chris and exists on a level all his own.

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

Not upset, I'm very happy actually because Ethan's sex tape lead to my new favourite thing:

Just look at them jiggle!

I guess the J in JCaesar stood for Jigglius.

 

[Lone MacReady]

I guess the J in JCaesar stood for Jigglus.

Ave true to Jigglius Gunt.

 

[MeltyTW]

I dunno releasing a video where you stick your thumb up a woman's ass, take a deep sniff, then stick it in your mouth is beyond even Chris-chan. Let's not forget the grotesque body horry that covers the screen. I mean that's what he thought would own the trolls, Gunty had surpassed Chris and exists on a level all his own.

imagine a gunt tape cake farts crossover,that might be my first video editing project

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Or Kuato from total recall, Guanto if you will. I’m surprised no one has shopped gunts face into that scene.

How about Belial from Basket Case?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acIU_j2VC_o
https://archive.vn/wip/zh9j5

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

I dunno releasing a video where you stick your thumb up a woman's ass, take a deep sniff, then stick it in your mouth is beyond even Chris-chan. Let's not forget the grotesque body horry that covers the screen. I mean that's what he thought would own the trolls, Gunty had surpassed Chris and exists on a level all his own.

In terms of cringe, it's well beyond Chris-Chan. I was thinking more of those times Chris-Chan got catfished into releasing embarrassing shit and the whole parasocial dynamic there was between him and the Internet. Because Gunt also has a weird and fucked up parasocial relationship to the Internet now. But, the difference is Chris-Chan didn't know what was going on for a while with the trolling... while Ethan Ralph is very aware of his "haters," and thinks he's winning and genuinely believes he needs to keep releasing shit to "own the trolls."

What I'm really getting at is: Trollbaiting is to Gunty Retort, what catfishing was to Chris-Chan. There are MOAR lulz to be had, fucking best believe it.

 

[Justalukerboi]

styrofoam booze cups and acne ridden misshapen whores who look 40 in their late teens, more like the black american dream

At this point aren't we all being forced to live the black american dream?

 

[Spedestrian]

Does anyone have the dancing multicolored gunt as a video file?

Here are the true and honest rainbow gunt videos in their original 1080p resolution. Accept no substitutes.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Here are the true and honest rainbow gunt videos in their original 1080p resolution. Accept no substitutes.
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10/10 makes me want to vomit

 

[Delicious Diversity]

In terms of cringe, it's well beyond Chris-Chan. I was thinking more of those times Chris-Chan got catfished into releasing embarrassing shit and the whole parasocial dynamic there was between him and the Internet. Because Gunt also has a weird and fucked up parasocial relationship to the Internet now. But, the difference is Chris-Chan didn't know what was going on for a while with the trolling... while Ethan Ralph is very aware of his "haters," and thinks he's winning and genuinely believes he needs to keep releasing shit to "own the trolls."

What I'm really getting at is: Trollbaiting is to Gunty Retort, what catfishing was to Chris-Chan. There are MOAR lulz to be had, fucking best believe it.

Chris Chan at least had the excuse of severe autism. Ethan Ralph is stunningly cringe because he's apparently not autistic and yet somehow still thinks he's winning. I've never seen someone this pig-headed before who didn't have a serious mental handicap.

The man might as well have a giant red fucking button on his head with "push here to see epic self-own" in capital letters.

 

[Easterling]

Because I'm such a hopeless 80s nostalgic, here's the poster of Tom Cruise's breakout movie Top Gunt.

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And here's the logo if you want to have fun with it.
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'I'll be your co-host anytime Guntman'

 

[Squire of Gothos]

I guess Ralph is mad some members of the Guntguard didn't go to him for the script:

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Ralph Lahey's shitlist is going to grow bigger tonight!

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

I guess Ralph is mad some members of the Guntguard didn't go to him for the script:
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Ralph Lahey's shitlist is going to grow bigger tonight!

Translation: "If you aren't going to risk your hard-earned reputation to defend my edgy, controversial, cringey choices? Then you aren't my friend anymore."

People are tools to this man.

 

[b0o0pinsn0o0tz]

"People who did not reach out" Nigga you're CURSED and they fucking know it.

 

[Smarty Pants]

"People who did not reach out" Nigga you're CURSED and they fucking know it.

I'm pretty sure he knows it too, that's why he didn't even name the people who are still loyal to him.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

I guess Ralph is mad some members of the Guntguard didn't go to him for the script:
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Ralph Lahey's shitlist is going to grow bigger tonight!

"A lot of people have said a lot of things that don't line up concerning my relationship status. etc. I'll be addressing that tonight as well."

Is this the stream he admits to being Warski's bear?

 

[Disheveled Human]

I guess Ralph is mad some members of the Guntguard didn't go to him for the script:
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Ralph Lahey's shitlist is going to grow bigger tonight!

Fuck him, like he is in any position to be passing judgement on people.