🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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AnOminous said:
Yes, there are two criminal laws. One for actually recording someone without their knowledge or against their will. This doesn't seem to be the case. The other is for disseminating such material without consent. This one might be the case. And the last is a civil statute for suing someone who does this to you.

She wasn't underage that I know of.

What if he had spiked the booze he gave her with xanax? Shit, even giving her a beer is illegal. If she was drunk and he did the video I would tho k he could get in more trouble.
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Court of the Crimson Cuck said:
This is stupid. Ralph always has room to fall farther and I'm sure I'm not the only one who's given up on trying to follow the 50+ new pages every day. If there is one thing I know about Ralph, its that he wont stop fucking up until he's dead.
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I don't think he'll manage to do anything funny anymore. Faith has vanished off the face of the Earth so until he gets another whore he won't make another trip to a museum or brag about having sex.
Tonight he'll just say something dumb like "The incels are just mad I had sex with a tight 18 year old" and pretend he's totally not mad at all, then bring the remaining capos and they will all fake laugh and tell him how great he is.
Tomorrow he'll go back to boring his paypiggies with cold takes and interviews with some twitter people.

Here's hoping that Faith has some spicy dms or some other dirt on him though, that would be fun.
 
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while Are answered a lot of questions, she also raised a few excellent unanswered ones:

1. How much money does it take to get your doctor ex wife to pretend not to hate you in public?
2. What are Nora's specific grievances that caused her to initiate the divorce?

Question 1 suggests that getting answers to both is not off of the table for enterprising alogs
 
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Ya'll niggas seein this shit?
 
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instythot said:
while Are answered a lot of questions, she also raised a few excellent unanswered ones:

1. How much money does it take to get your doctor ex wife to pretend not to hate you in public?
2. What are Nora's specific grievances that caused her to initiate the divorce?

Question 1 suggests that getting answers to both is not off of the table for enterprising alogs
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yup i want the questions answered as well which is why on page 2007 i put up an offer of 2k for Nora to do an interview, though someone will need to send it to her. i wonder if @Null would be able to organise something like that
 
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ErrForceOnez said:
I only have one thing to add to this thread, and it is something that has been autistically bothering me for a while.
The gunt is not a gunt, it is his gut/stomach or whatever you want to call it.
Ralph absolutely does have a gunt, no question, and it is a notable gunt in terms of size, as can be seen in the video - but the true gunt is underneath the "gunt".
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It depends entirely on the quantum superposition of Ralph and the grizzled flesh on his stomach. When supine, Ralph's flesh is pulled in all directions and does not achieve enough coverage to take the appearance of a gunt. When standing though, that flesh is gravitationally drawn down close enough to be in proximity to his micropenis, and therefore achieve classification as a gunt.

It's Schrodinger's Gunt.
 
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GogglyGoblin said:
Here's hoping that Faith has some spicy dms or some other dirt on him though, that would be fun.
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Oh a Punished Faith storyline would be pretty good too, I say my official predictions for this evening are:
1) Ralph will release a very dry statement about the whole ordeal that will along the lines of "I did nothing wrong, I did everything correct" "I win"
2) He'll say him and Faith decided to split up and he'll blame it on all the "harassment" she's gotten
3) We'll get a Josh rant and he'll mention Josh's penis multiple times, he will shit on Ade too
4) He will shit on all the members of the Guntguard that have shown disloyalty and say they're no longer welcome on his show
5) No callers
6) He will be completely wasted
7) His chat will be completely sanitized, it will make the holocaust look like a fucking joke

Also I hope that our based restream merchant @Julay-chan will be providing his essential and transformative restream services this evening!
 
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instythot said:
while Are answered a lot of questions, she also raised a few excellent unanswered ones:

1. How much money does it take to get your doctor ex wife to pretend not to hate you in public?
2. What are Nora's specific grievances that caused her to initiate the divorce?

Question 1 suggests that getting answers to both is not off of the table for enterprising alogs
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At the rate he's been going, Ralph'll probably answer 1. himself to show all the broke ass incels how rich and not mad he is.

As for 2. aside from :gunt: the revelation that he's essentially the IRL incarnation of Eric Cartman but with even less charisma probably has something to do with it.
 
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I'm Ralph and I decide to stream after the trashfire. Since I'm thinking with my gunt and not my brain it's obvious that the best way to trigger and own the GayOPers is showing them that I can still make money, the show's not dead, can't abort, made 1k last week, not truuuu, ETC...
So! guess what!? I'm gonna donate in huge numbers to myself using alt accounts to create a fake semblance of success and unconditional support from muh audience.
I know this sounds retarded but he could do this having all that cash on his bank account.
 
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Where does he stream now? I haven't listened to his show in forever. This has brought me back. Thanks!
 
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